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8.3 Earthquake Devastates Southern California; Stickam’s Office Tower Collapses, Killing Hundreds; Jeffree Star, Adam Paranoia Among Dead

Sticky
in fakes & impostors, public announcements

You shouldn’t believe everything you’re told online.

StickyDrama has become increasingly annoyed by reports of various impostors, claiming to be us and demanding n00dz—almost always girls’ n00dz.

The impostors go around on Stickam and AIM, under various screen names which we will not bother to list here. Suffice it to say, StickyDrama has but one AIM screen name, and it is:

Any other screen name claiming to be us is a fake. Our StickyDrama AIM is set to private, meaning we can be messaged only by users we have added to our buddy list.

We maintain 2 Stickam profiles, http://stickam.com/stickydrama4 (which we use in our chatroom) and http://stickam.com/stickydrama (our “official” profile). Any other profile claiming to be us is likewise a fake.

Furthermore, StickyDrama does not threaten or demand n00dz from anyone—that’s just not our style. We are almost always sent n00dz by bitter ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends; on occasion we screen-record spontaneous naughtiness occurring on Stickam; or we acquire content from porn sites in cases of camwhores such as Tasha Contradiction.

Unfortunately some of our chatroom mods are overzealous and threaten to kick or DDOS guests who do not send them n00dz. We do not condone such methods: If you screen-cap their PMs or kicks and send them to us, we will warn & if necessary de-mod them. StickyDrama mods are instructed to kick for spam and racist language only.

Moreover, why on earth would we be demanding female n00dz? Any regular reader should be well aware that StickyDrama much prefers male n00dz over female n00dz. Whereas we are always eager to find n00dz of popular Entertainers, be they boys or girls, in general we don’t care for random tits or pussies, only random cocks, balls and assholes. Smooth tight assholes.

Oh, and taints too.

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pretty_nicki said, June 21st, 2008 at 1:11 pm

way to make me paranoid about an earthquake now

Unknown said, June 21st, 2008 at 1:21 pm

So,wait,are they dead?
No,right?

molldoll said, June 21st, 2008 at 1:24 pm

o deer

Anonymous said, June 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm

An 8.3 earthquake and i didn’t even feel it. k.

The John Hock Show said, June 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Fuck!
Now my boyfriend is dead?

Shitshitshitshitshit.
Who will rim me now?!?!?!!?

Anonymous said, June 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm

You guys are so fucking stupid
look at the date on the first one “1992″ these are pics from the 1992 earthquake thats why the thing says you shouldnt believe what you see online hahahahahaha and Adams car belongs to a handicapped person. the stickydrama tower has a giant bmw sign in front of it so its not the stickydrama building its the bmw buillding shieeet

Anonymous said, June 21st, 2008 at 2:43 pm

LOL BYE BYE HECTOR, CALIFORNIA LOLOLO9LOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said, June 21st, 2008 at 3:05 pm

haha i was like WTFF ARE YOU SERIOUS??!! good job sticky

itslorelaibrown said, June 21st, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Jesus christ that scared me at first.

Rae Lancione said, June 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm

LOL the Funny thing is that earthquake thing WILL be true pretty soon. Cept youll see jeffree in a pink holicopter and adam will somehow teliport the stickam office.

sarcasticpanic said, June 21st, 2008 at 4:33 pm

Right when I read it I thought, “Wow, people in the Midwest and East Coast are going to believe this.” Hahah. But there is an earthquake that’s been overdue. Ahh.

RIANNE OBESSION said, June 21st, 2008 at 5:44 pm

no JEFFREES AT WARPED TOUR IN SAN FRANSICIO THIS IS A FAIL!

kat kan of balls said, June 21st, 2008 at 6:38 pm

oh lmao good job

[DTF]Wh0reo! said, June 21st, 2008 at 7:35 pm

ahhh

I was fooled for a sec.

But its true…dont be so fucking gulible…0_o

AIDEN GIOVANNI said, June 21st, 2008 at 8:18 pm

LOL @ the earthquake thing. and Im a good mod in the stickydrama chat lol.

! jennifer leigh said, June 21st, 2008 at 8:25 pm

LOL. /end.

Brooke said, June 21st, 2008 at 8:42 pm

LULZ i was a victim of these fakers!

Kenni. said, June 21st, 2008 at 9:36 pm

My day was made.
Then unmade.

>:|

Levi said, June 21st, 2008 at 10:35 pm

hahaha

sydNASTy said, June 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm

OMG. THAT SCARED ME FOR A SECOND.

I WAS LIKE…NOOOOOOO NOT ADAM PARANOIA!!!

jenn said, June 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm

you got me, damnit >.<
&&who ever falls for fake sticky’s are a tad slow.

Anonymous said, June 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm

Fuck, reading these comments made me want to kill myself. If there were an 8.3 earthquake in CA, you’d know about it way before Stickydrama posts it.

Aaron Reading said, June 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am

I was like LOL when I saw this. No way adam could die. But, Idc about Jstar. I dont know him. Lulz

katherine. :] said, June 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 am

haha, stickydrama. ily. <3
you did get me for a second though, until i read the post. xD

shawncarr said, June 22nd, 2008 at 5:13 am

i live in southern california and i freaked out LOL those pictures are SO good though so funny

<333

nikki said, June 22nd, 2008 at 5:37 am

lmao omg i was like whatt? until my friend said omg that map is from 1992

Daniel Ardelean said, June 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 am

Wow sticky. you have nothing better to post up ?

i can see your running out of ideas.
You have to make up posts to keep your stupid site alive.

i hope you fail <3

mb said, June 22nd, 2008 at 10:55 am

way to make me choke on my own spit.

Anonymous said, June 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 am

this site sucks now!!!
theres nothing juicy reported on here everrr!!!
i check back every day, only to find the same thing on the front page for days!!!
i hate this site now!!!!!!!!!

Ian Vuitton said, June 22nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm

O_O

Anonymous said, June 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm

wow daniel, stfu & stop photoshopping your pictures

Epic Fail said, June 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm

-_-

Anonymous said, June 22nd, 2008 at 7:00 pm

I wish it was true…got so happy when i saw those images haha