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John Hock is getting royally fucked—and we don’t mean when Tom makes him earn his $400/week. The rapist is getting a double-donged ass-pwning from two sides, both Stickam and Myspace.

First thing this morning, StickyDrama found our mailbox glutted with 2 pages of emails (and oodles of screencaps) describing how Hock’s Live had been usurped yesterday during the spamfest he calls a show. Although no tag or credit was streamed by whoever wrested control of Hock’s account, the noble deed bore the signature tactics of Carb0n, who had hitherto focused his attacks on Stickam chatrooms.

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Perhaps Carb0n has realized that attacking popular Entertainers will generate more notoriety. For our part StickyDrama will happily report that Carb0n’s cock measures 2 feet long and squirts sweet gobs of ambrosia from his manly balls, if he repeats yesterday’s stunt on a daily basis. So far, though, no credible individual has contacted StickyDrama to identify himself as Carb0n, or to prove his participation in any of the attacks putatively credited to him.

The attack on Hock’s Live lasted until Admins arrived to de-activate his account. The account had been re-activated when we checked early this morning, apparently with all his friendcount intact.

Now for the second dong up Hock’s butt.

Although Stickam has quite deservedly supplanted Myspace as the center of the scene universe, Stickam’s staff has a disheartening tendency to turn a blind eye to Hock’s behavior. They were slow to reproach his racist humor, and seem uninterested in addressing his mountains of player-packed bulletins.

Thankfully, Myspace affords him no such courtesies. When NathanAmazing alerted a Product Manager at Fox Interactive Media to the obnoxious “Picture Your Prize” bulletins Hock spams every 5 minutes, the company promptly blocked access to Hock’s sugardaddy’s moneymaker, which Myspace compares to head lice.

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It remains unclear whether Hock is aware of Myspace’s actions. He’s still spamming as bad as ever, to this day. (And will someone please tell him the tranny look ain’t happening?)

While the death-blow has yet to be delivered, disrupting the flow of traffic to the “Picture Your Prize” site is the surest way to get Hock’s daddy to pull the plug on his show—and whoever is responsible for THAT will have his name sung and cock sucked by StickyDrama for all eternity. Hint hint!

http://www.stickam.com/spammerprostituterapist

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bbygrlBRITT said, August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 am

HAHA! First to comment.

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! Paul_ said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:44 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Did anyone else get a notification that “General John Hock” was live?

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bbygrlBRITT said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:48 am

ROFL YES! I was in the live when carb0n was FIRST hackin, sending out massive white spaces. I left though.

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jessicles. said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 am

^ only people dumb enough to subscribe.

i can’t wait for john to be off stickam. lulz.

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jessicles. said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:50 am

britt messed my thing up. ): haha.

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KYLEFKNSYNTHETIXX said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:58 am

LMFAO. Dude thats epic.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am

rancid@zh

Thats the email address to the side of the photo used of john hock, isnt it? I woud take that as it not being carb0n… right?

In any case, this is funny as fuck! ;-D

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flaming queen said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am

what would happen if the person to hack johnnies show was a girl?

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

i guess if Carb0n keeps this up, he gets that banner spot lol

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

lulz jessicles is just mad cause john took her mod away a while ago hahahaha

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dirtdykediva said, August 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

lmfao. i am carb0n………………….
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……………………Psyche.

But if I was I would totally ruin the girls4girls chatroom. They didn’t believe that Im a real lesbian and so they banned me. :(
LIKE HELLO, IM DirtDYKEDiva

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

haha oh yesyes :)<3

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blahh said, August 8th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

lmao
this so funny

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

maybe ill go into his live today…just to see if anything “funny” happens :D

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jessicles. said, August 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

“lulz jessicles is just mad cause john took her mod away a while ago hahahaha”

oh please.

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Candee Sparks said, August 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Serves him right, no one likes him anyways.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

OMEGAWD
find an admin guise!!11!1!11one!1one

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rachael said, August 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

this was epic.

poor john though,
its how he gets his moneyy.

but his reaction to it as it started happening was hilarious.
even though it was all a bit scary - for some reason. lulz.

please do it again today carb0n
as nasty as that sounds to john,
its entertaining hahaa.

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The John Hock Show said, August 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

WELL. THIS IS OKAY ‘CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FANS THAT I’LL JUST GET RIGHT BACK UP THERE ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME ANYWAY. LIKE, I’M SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN PARIS HILTON AND YOU ALL KNOW IT ‘CAUSE I AM THE KING OF FUCKING STICKAM AND I INVENTED THE INTERNETS.

-fingersnaps-

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Anon said, August 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

STFU Jessicles - You were subscribed not to long ago.
Fucking hypocrite.

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jessicles. said, August 8th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

not too long ago? you mean two month ago? that’s SO recent.

i love how all these anons are starting to talk about me. it’s cute, keep it up.

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AliiiiLove said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

ILOVEJESSSSSICLES.

DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME ?
ANYWAYSSS.

THIS IS THE SWEEETEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE WORLD OF STICKAM.
I WORSHIP CARB0N.
<3

I KINDA FEEEL FOR JOHN HOCK ALTHOUGH HE PUTS IT ALL ON HIMSELF.

WHATEVER

OH & I<3KIKI.

KTHXBYE

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AliiiiLove said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

O HALE NA!

STICKAM ADMIN JUST FUCKING KICKED ME OUT OF STC.

BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHH

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

T3h hawk cawk

dats what i seyz.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

carb0n
marry me plz.

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Admin said, August 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

WTF? Y iz ev1 messagin mah sevar?

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ANON! said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

lol@http://www.stickam.com/spammerprostituterapist
THAT MADE ME FUCKING ROFL!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!1111!

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jessicles said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:41 pm

pathetic.

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jessicles. said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

^ lol fake jessicles.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

Wow.

Why can’t carb0n attack someone like Kiki Kannibal or Tomy Toolshed…that would make me happy.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 pm

haha this is entertaining.

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Anonymous said, August 8th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

yeah tomy toolshed being hacked would be really funny, he probably wouldnt be able to get his profile back if he was hacked and he would most likely cry about it for a really long time, js.

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AngeloWEENIE said, August 8th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

LAWLL carb0n Joined my live earlier and i got scaredd lawl,
and kicked him,
but he didnt want to fhuk with my shit, and hes friends with one of my stickam friends irl..

w33rd

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am

jessicles is just busted and needs to get hacked again. lul
poor john

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TissueBox said, August 9th, 2008 at 1:13 am

“and seem uninterested in addressing his mountains of player-packed bulletins.”

I don’t see why this seems to be such a problem to StickyDrama when Anthony Vanity aka Sticky spams these pages with six players.

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jessicles. said, August 9th, 2008 at 1:52 am

busted with what, exactly?

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dirtdykediva said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:09 am

my love, jessicles.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:59 am

with a crowbar to your face.

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kitonpyh said, August 9th, 2008 at 6:55 am

LOL! props carb0n! HAHAHA!

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LOL said, August 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am

what about the chris crocker hack?

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Candee Sparks said, August 9th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

“WELL. THIS IS OKAY ‘CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FANS THAT I’LL JUST GET RIGHT BACK UP THERE ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME ANYWAY. LIKE, I’M SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN PARIS HILTON AND YOU ALL KNOW IT ‘CAUSE I AM THE KING OF FUCKING STICKAM AND I INVENTED THE INTERNETS.”

Stickam is fame? Really?

I’ll be sure to tell Angelina and Victoria Beckham that in order to be famous like you, they’d have to make their own Stickam show and suck cock on the blvd to pay rent and have this site blog about their every move, because that means your ‘loved’ and your ‘famous’?

Hock is below the D-List, just along with all those other sticky idiots like Lushy and Kiki. In a year we’ll see them working at a local Starbucks.

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michael kirk said, August 10th, 2008 at 4:38 am

lol carb0n’s j33t as fuck end of story…

and to the cunt above me, js, look @ you, u know john hock, i know john hock, everyone on stickam knows john hock..

Profile Views: 586,257
Total Live Views: 4,318,160

looks pretty popular to me…

an look @ angelina and victoria like u stated… people follow their every move an read up on whats new in their lives… kinda sounds like what people do with… stickydrama… gasp

oh
and tissuebox
i’ve met both anthony and stickydrama… and sorry to inform you, stickydrama is not a brazilian tranny with long pink hair.

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kapowchess said, August 11th, 2008 at 3:14 am

first of all, nathanamazing has hacked a bunch of people before.. and also when john’s name was changed to “general john hock” or whatever they could of searched “johnathon hock” and that’s why it said user couldnt be found. and on myspace the link was disabled because it wasnt in a link the right way, it’s done that to me before. if the person doesn’t like the spamming, they can just delete him, not a big deal.
get over it. pictureyourprize.com is great and i got a gift card for posting the most bulletins and i got it in the mail 4 days later and went a bought stuff with my best buy giftcard.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

hes getting hacked right noww.

tbh, i think its the lamest hacker ive ever come across.

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