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Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?

While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.

Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod faggot John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition Stickam’s senior management frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.

With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Stevie’s a fucking homewrecker.
Dolores is the best for that guy, and Stevie’s a fake ass bitch.
Fake teeth, different “Characters” I don’t think she knows who the fuck she is anymore.
Adam cheated on Dee COUNTLESS times, lets not forget the Amor situation.
Dolores BARELY goes on her Stickam anymore, so don’t pound on her for that.
5 years of dating down the drain because of one ugly bitch.
Way to go Adam.

He gets fired if there’s alot of proof they’re dating, let’s make it happen.

and you promised not to post those Sticky, don’t be an asshole.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

so i think we all know who that last comment is from…

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jessicles. said, August 9th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

it’s about time there is a post about it hahaa.

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dennish said, August 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

le sigh.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

“so i think we all know who that last comment is from…”
Guarantee you that you’re wrong.

and ROFL Jessicles, I know.
I’ve been waiting for a post about it

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Olive Bowie said, August 9th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

I think that they are really cute together. js.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

^ iawtc.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

lol this should end well….:D

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stupid said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

where theres dolores nudes, there must be adam ones as well. js.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

i think they make a good couple!

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AliiiiLove said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

I agree with comment #2 completely 100%.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Theyre def cute.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

It doesn’t matter if they’re cute or not, the fact of the matter is, Adam’s a cheater, and Stevie’s a homewrecker.

and I was wrong, I apologize, they were dating for 3 years for sure, I’m not sure how long after that.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

if I remember correct that girl moved from NY to LA for him. Fucked up. js.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

Dolores? No shit, they were in love, and she wanted to be with the one she loved. Don’t fucking blame her.

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sarcasticpanic said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:46 pm

Aw, I think they have wonderful chemistry and they seem so happy and comfortable together. People can hate them and call Stevie whatever they want, it’s because they’re jealous.

Stevie and Adam foreverrrr.

<3

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

amor and adam? i never heard about that

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

because Sticky hasn’t posted about it yet.
Trust me, it happened -_-

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

if i was adam and my girlfriend refused to have sex with me for at least a year, i would go looking somewhere else. also, stevie is cute.

seriously everyone, i don’t care how long anyone has been together, sex is still important.

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Your Mother said, August 9th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Homewrecker? Since when were Adam and Dee married with kids? Dude, they are in their 20’s. Give em a break!
Nothing is forever. Chemistry is chemistry and when two people have it you can’t deny it.

People grow apart, especially when they have different interest and hobbies. Thats just relationships.
So what if Stevie and Adam are attracted to eachother. They have things in common and obviously things weren’t meant to be in their past relationships.

Maybe Dee shouldn’t have moved and given up her life for Adams. She should have lived her own. Thats why you should be independent. So that way when shit hits the fan you can walk away, not crawl.

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Anonymous said, August 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

^

Oh, wow. Let’s be best friends, yeah?

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sarcasticpanic said, August 9th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Why do I have to enter my name and URL every time I enter a comment now? Urgh. Anyway, O completely agree with “Your Mother” and want to be best friends with that person.

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Matti Massacre said, August 9th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

haha yeah Adam did confirm that he does have n00dz out there.
Also, Stevie and Adam have known eachother for a very long time. If they wanna get together, thats their business… unless tony tells all?.. youll just have to wait and see

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dirtdykediva said, August 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

this is a sad sad day in history. DIRTDYKEDIVA WAS BANNED.

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DietCoke said, August 9th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

Did you know Delores worked at Hooters?
AND she has noodz? PATHETIC!

I would go for Stevie, too.
Classy over trashy anyday.

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 2:26 am

Why all the hate on Dolores?
She didn’t do anything but get broken up with.

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DIRTDYKEDIVA said, August 10th, 2008 at 2:38 am

NEW ACCOUT NEW ACCOUNT NEW ACCOUNT I LOVE YOU ALL. <3

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 2:47 am

None of you truly know anything about the relationship between Adam and Dolores. Dolores didn’t flaunt her life all over the internet for us to see, and she was clearly with Adam way before he came to Stickam. Do you see her crying in her Live or whining in Myspace bulletins? No. So what are you judging her for? Whatever happened between them is just that, between them. They loved each other enough to try out a life together, and it didn’t work. End of story, life goes on.

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lulz said, August 10th, 2008 at 4:29 am

dennish is ‘dating’ chris crocker.

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ajfdklsjfa said, August 10th, 2008 at 8:19 am

clearly that’s a fake video of them. stevie is skinnier and is flat as a board.

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Diva Disaster said, August 10th, 2008 at 9:27 am

Postttt them sticky, and the movie didn’t load for me so i’ll wait on youtube.

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Rachael said, August 10th, 2008 at 9:35 am

whats the “amor situation” that anonomous was talking about riiight up there ^

im behind on gossip quite obviously :(

someone tell me XD

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AIDEN GIOVANNI said, August 10th, 2008 at 11:10 am

To be honest, Stevie is fucking awesome and that Dolores girl seems like a leech. But I don’t PERSONALLY know her so that’s why I’m saying “seems”….she might be cool.

Personally, I think Stevie is the better catch. WOOO, GO ADAM!

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

“None of you truly know anything about the relationship between Adam and Dolores. Dolores didn’t flaunt her life all over the internet for us to see, and she was clearly with Adam way before he came to Stickam. Do you see her crying in her Live or whining in Myspace bulletins? No. So what are you judging her for? Whatever happened between them is just that, between them. They loved each other enough to try out a life together, and it didn’t work. End of story, life goes on.”

Thank you for simplifying what I was trying to say, haha.

Dolores is a really nice girl, and loved Adam, apparently he doesn’t like it when people love him, cause then he starts treating them like shit *COUGH*
Anyways, Dolores did what she could.

Adam likes making movies, and Stevie likes being in them, She can increase his popularity, and thats all he wants.

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Rachael said, August 10th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

yeah the picture reminds me of janice dickinson rofl.
just saaaaayin.

anonamous should tell me the “amor situation”
or someone else should..
seeing as it looks like im the only one without a cluee what he/shes on about.

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

POST AMOR THING UP.

ALSO FUCK THIS BITCH STEVIE RYAN I FUCKING HATE HER

SHES ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE AND NO ONE LIKES HER WHEN SHES JUST HERSELF, NOTICE THE VIEWERS CHANGE QUITE A BIT.

SO STEVIE RYAN YOU TRASHY FUCKING WHORE, SUCK MY DICCCCCK

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

yeah.. i want the amor story too.
whatever this is.

sounds interesting ^___^

are you sure sticky knows about it though?

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

The “Amor thing” doesn’t seem real because no one is saying anything about it.

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AnonA said, August 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

mannnn this sucks i really wanted to stick my penis in stevie’s pooper, then in her vagina, then leave a beautiful mess on those eye brows of hers.

fuckin tight ass red pants.

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

Sticky has to get more info on it, now stfu about it, I’m sorry for bringing it up.

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

I’m sure she’d still let you, she doesn’t seem to have much self respect

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DIRTDYKEDIVA said, August 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

new acccount. does stevie really have veneers? She reminds me of angelina jolie.

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Anonymous said, August 10th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

of course she has veneers.. watch any of her videos on her page and you will see her long horse teeth… it’s like I try to listen to what she says but those teeth are so distracting.. she needs to shave them down a few inches.. it would look more natural

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DietCoke said, August 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Anonymous is obviously Delores.
Sad…
I love Stevie’s teeth.
She prettier than D.

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 12:26 am

LOL.
I’m not Dolores, but nice try.
I’m a close friend to both of them, and that’s it.

ROFL, Stevie’s a bulimic hoe.
Fucking horse teeth.

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 2:55 am

hey sticky..
can you post something about dennish & crocker dating.
because i find it REALLY humorous.

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lulz said, August 11th, 2008 at 5:18 am

dennish ‘dating’ chris crocker sure does seem like a publicity stunt.

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 6:51 am

Adam probably just stopped ‘loving’ Dolores.They’re in their 20’s, that shit happens. Anonymous should stop shit talking Stevie since it’s making her look a little pathetic.

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bacallmichaels said, August 11th, 2008 at 8:39 am

lolz aw they match.

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

GOD THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE TOGETHER

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

I adore Stevie! She is NOT a homewrecker. She is just a beautiful girl that girls want to be and guys want to date. Thats not her fault.
Its like the whole Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston to be with Angelina Jolie thing. I mean HELLO. Jolie FTW.

Let them be happy together and adopt 20 little black children.

TEAM RYAN!!

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

I am not one to judge or use their looks against them.
But stevie ryan not only is the bigggest bitch in the whole entire fucking world.
Shes UGLY AS HELL tooo.
-Her teeth are way too fucking big for her own mouth
-she looks like a horse
-no wonder her stomach is tiny as hell, everything she eats drops down her her fucking thighs, they are HUGEEE.
shes not funnny at all, only when shes pretending to be kiki kannibal or mathew, someone other than herself.
bascially, shes a bitch,ugly, retarded as hell.
and adam can do way betterrrrr.
whatever, ill give them a few months.
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Funky Monkey said, August 11th, 2008 at 8:30 pm

^^^
Huge thighs? HAAHHAAA!!
I LOVE that Delores is on here trying to make Stevie out to be a bitch by calling her a horse and saying she has big thighs. Real classy and mature of a 25 year old WAITRESS.
Jealousy gets you no where. Especially when your calling a skinny ass bitch like Stevie fat. She looks anorexic for fucks sake. Look at the video, shes has the body of a 12 year old boy. Besides, shes a REAL model/actress. Not a Hooters girl (wow, big dreams). Delores is as big as a fucking house next to Adam!! Or at least in her pictures she looks like an umpa loompa.

At least stevie is not a desperate whore who has to take noodz in order to get attention. Its sad to see something so fun and sweet develop between Stevie and Adam. But its a real shame to then watch his jealous ex TRY to bring Stevie down with name calling.

People stop hating on little Angelina Jolie. Youre just mad that your JENNIFER MANISTON.
bwahhaaha

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

OMG. This is way to funny.
Who even cares?
If i were Adams ex I would be upset to. having to compete with stevie?no thanks.
but shes STEVIE RYAN.so who can blame him?

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Anonymous said, August 11th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

PS.
its really weird that all the negative comments on here are from “anonymous” aka delwhores paranoia.
PLEASE GIVE US THE N00DZ STICKY!! SHOW HER FOR THE WHORE SHE IS!

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dawniedeaththreat said, August 11th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

if she’s so famous irl like she says she is, then why does she spend most of her time on stickam now?

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irisana said, August 12th, 2008 at 2:46 am

pathetic.
when people have to say horrible things to justify something they probably have no clue about.
you don’t live with Adam, Dolores, Stevie or the maker of this site so you don’t TRULY know the essence of what happens behind the camera.
stevies teeth are decent to me & I think when she is HERSELF she is trying to be HERSELF so she doesn’t have to be “funny”.
I’m 18 & most of you are like 37899798 do me a quick favor & quit using the high school lashouts, ok?
thanks!

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am

Hurry up and post the nudes of her, I’m getting tired of looking at October’s gross tits.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 10:09 am

LOL, one more time, I’m not Dolores, nor did I say Stevie’s thighs were fat, she does look anorexic, because she’s had an eating disorder, hence her teeth.

You wanna know who I am?
I use to be real close with Adam, I looked up to him, and he became an asshole.
Dolores is a good friend of mine too, and to confirm, she HASN’T posted on here.
I don’t get why you guys are hating on her, she did nothing wrong. She didn’t CHEAT on Adam like he did with her so many times.

You guys are retarded if you think I’m Dolores, first off, she wouldn’t have gotten how many years they’ve been dating wrong, like I did, and then I talked to her and corrected myself.

Sticky is smarter than pleasing you assholes by posting her nudes.
Which, were not taken to get attention, but taken and sent to someone she was in love with, blame hackers for hacking his email.

Now shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

you dont need to take nudes when you love someone. a slut is a slut is a slut.
its not stevies fault if adam fell for her. that girl wasnt making him happy.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

before i forget…
How do you know stevie has an eating disorder? Even if she did, what does that have to do with anything? She is still better looking than adams old girlfriend.
AND PROBABLY better looking than anyone else he’ll ever get.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

everyone knew(or so I thought) that she had an eating disorder.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it
she is real skinny tho but i think she is vegan and thats why

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WhoaThere said, August 12th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

…Wow, just because someone is super skinny doesn’t automatically mean they have an eating disorder.

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WhoaThere said, August 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

ps.. It also doesn’t mean they’re vegan/vegetarian.

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mb said, August 12th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

why the HELL would she make a video about her own eating disorder, if she did in fact have one?

that’s not something you really want to advertise.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

“if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it”
People don’t just go out in the open and go “HEY, I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER” or make a character out of it because they’re ashamed.

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MissVain said, August 12th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

Wow…
If her thighs are considered huge then I’m an obese monster. Stevie has a little shape, but my finger is still curvier than her body. If she is anorexic its because of people like YOU saying ridiculous things like this.
I have always enjoyed Stevie Ryans work and will continue to.
I think It makes me like her even more to see someone’s jealous ex-girlfriend write non-sense about her.

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MissVain said, August 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

BTW- people DO just come out and say they have an eating disorder. Thats the way it works nowadays.

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 6:54 pm

^^^^ya maybe some people come out and say it but a lot of people don’t

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uuuug said, August 12th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

^^ not really, i mean some people are proud to have them but ALOT are not, having a ed is not something you go and flaunt around….

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Anonymous said, August 12th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

adam is a piece of shit.
stevie is way outta adams league
adam just trys to hard.

done.

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tranny said, August 12th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

hmm i think the person talking shit is newave.

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callcallacalla said, August 13th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

“if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it”

why would someone make a character out of a disease that they have? it isn’t a funny situation, and anyone that would do that is obnoxious. an eating disorder isn’t something you can make light out of. its a depressing situation that has ruined tons of lives.

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Anonymous said, August 14th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

Just because Adam wasnt in love with her anymore doesn’t make him a bad person. He is really young and so is that girl.
Who knows what Adam was going through with her anyways? How do you know he wasn’t being treated like shit? They werent married so no big deal.
I dont believe the Adam and Amor shit for one second. LAME.

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Yuppie said, August 15th, 2008 at 12:48 am

I love Stevie Ryan. I wish I was Adam.

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uhh said, August 15th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

I think people who come out and say they have an eating disorder are really just looking for attention.

People who are suicidal dont go
HEY GUYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

js

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anal retard said, August 17th, 2008 at 3:56 am

Stevie u r a really sick person writing pretending to be someone else. Pathetic.

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Anonymous said, August 19th, 2008 at 1:55 am

Delores is way too classy to ever say anything on this site. thats for sure. none of these comments are her. Love you Dee! -BURT

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Tuna Momma said, August 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Dee classy?

Right. N00dz are real classy.

Adam finally saw the light! I heard dee cheated on Adam with SupRicky!

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Anonymous said, October 17th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

I think Stevie is kinda abnormally skinny.
Its kinda sad that people would say she is fat. No wonder all these celebrities have eating disorders

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Anonymous said, November 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

stevie= anorexic

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Anonymous said, December 9th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

o be honest, Stevie is fucking awesome and that Dolores girl seems like a leech. But I don’t PERSONALLY know her so that’s why I’m saying “seems”….she might be cool.

Personally, I think Stevie is the better catch. WOOO, GO ADAM

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