It was approximately 2am this morning when StickyDrama emerged from our bedroom for a Southern Comfort on the rocks when we heard profane noises coming from a dark corner of our living room. Upon investigation we found Gage fucking the living shit out of Amor, only 2 feet away from Deanna Undead’s bunkbed! Amor’s undulating moans were punctuated by sloppy slapping sounds. “However disgusting you think it was, it was actually worse,” Deanna explained in exchange for our blurring her fat ass out of the photo showing Gage and Amor cuddling later in the morning.
“You only heard the noises,” she continued, “but I had to deal with the smells.”