In announcing her miscarriage, Amor Hilton mentions what an “emotional” time it is for e-famous couple. But in contrast to Amor’s public display of grief, John Hock is overjoyed to have once again escaped the responsibilities of fatherhood. Shaynuh Chanel sent StickyDrama these caps which reveal his relief:

While at first blush Hock’s remarks might strike the reader as heartless, can we really blame him? It is apparent to anyone with eyes to see that he and Amor are not in the ideal situation to raise a child. While his choice of words may be postworthy in their chilling sang-froid, perhaps Hock realizes that oblivion is preferable to any existence he could provide.

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Amor Hilton, who was 4 months pregnant with the spawn of Jonn Hock, today posted a Myspace bulletin announcing her miscarriage.

StickyDrama was crestfallen as the realization dawned upon us that we woud be denied our highly-sought Live abortion, which we have never had the fortune to post. Moreover the public nature of the miscarriage announcement, much like the public nature of Amor’s pregancy and relationship with Hock, entitles us to ask certain questions, such as:

-Was she ever really pregnant? The entire pregnancy could have been nothing more than a publicity stunt: Amor didn’t seem to be gaining much weight, and the ruse couldn’t have lasted much longer.

-Who the fuck ends their miscarriage announcement with an emoticon: =/

-If she was pregnant, did her smoking and tattoos affect her health to the point of miscarriage? Could the stress of their fighting have been a factor as well?

-Without the responsibilities of fatherhood, for how much longer will Hock remain with Amor? By all accounts he’s ready to hop along to the next vagina with an apartment. Right Chelsea?

-Assuming they do separate, will Hock or Amor go on cam drunk, talking shit about each other? We would hope so! God owes StickyDrama at least that much, for not delivering on the Live abortion.

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As our readers might recall, Wezlanator and Boo had sex approximately 2 months ago, an encounter from which Boo became pregnant.

Upon learning that Boo was considering abortion, a small army of pro-life activists began calling her, pleading with her not to terminate her pregnancy. To be precise, they asked her not to take the second “at-home-abortion” pill, which induces the contractions that expel the fetus. Their pleas were in vain: The fetus was in fact already doomed when the first pill had been ingested; the second pill merely aids the mother’s body in ridding itself of the dead material. But espousing pro-life sentiments rarely corresponds to having an abundance of brains, and this god-fearing group was determined to prevent her from taking the second pill.

Boo, who is a mod in StickyDrama’s chatroom, asked us to write another post confirming that she did indeed take the second pill and her fetus was successfully expelled a few days ago. Further attempts to contact her regarding the matter will now be harassment. “It’s fucking dead already,” she wrote to us in PM, “so they can stop calling me.”

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