Audiowh0regasm, now a brunette, went Live on Stickam after eons of laying low.

Although Stickam’s official bigmouth has been popping up incognito from time to time, she made it a point not to go LIve on her original, highly visible account.  She attributed her prolonged absence from Stickam’s spotlight to all that nasty SXSW drama.

Welcome back, Audio!  Bathe in the warm love and support of StickyDrama’s readers.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

StickyDrama arrived back at JFK the other day, after our week-long narcotically charged orgy in Los Angeles.  This post’s title pretty much sums things up, but if you’d like the detailed version, read on:

Immediately following our arrival at LAX last week, Dennis Hegstad met up with us at the Chamberlain in West Hollywood.  He brought all the essentials for a good time.

Danielle Alexandria was one of our first guests, and she slept in StickyDrama’s own bed without getting raped, not even once.  But the next day she was her old self again, off getting raped at Hey0oxjon’s place.  (”Only vag and mouth,” she later clarified.  Really, kids today have no sense of adventure.)

After a day or two of partying at our hotel, our noses were as bloody and scabby as  the interior of Kiki Kannibal’s vagina.   So we decided to cruise around some of West LA’s nicer spots.  Amor Hilton and Bree made our crew somewhat less faggoty as we smoked a few joints watching the sun set in Pacific Palisades.

At some point—time became meaningless, so your guess is as good as ours—Brandon Kiss drove up to pay us a visit.  He brought along a str8 boy whose ass he and Anthony Vanity put to good use.

He also brought October and Brookie. (You might remember Brookie as being the blonde with the gigantic bazoombas that someone had spammed all over our StickyCam Gallery.)  After a decadent brunch at Barney’s in Beverly Hills our crew drove over to Malibu where we admired the marvelously preserved 2,000-year-old Greek and Roman cocks at the Getty Villa.

Exhausted by our hour-long cockgazing expedition, we went back to West Hollywood to crash.  Somehow StickyDrama ended up in bed with October and Amor.  You’d think that between both of you-know-who’s ex-girlfriends we would have woken up covered in crab-lice and herpes.  But we’re happy to report it’s been several days and so far no outbreaks.

We had been partying pretty hard by this point, and decided it was time to slow things down and relax.  We enjoyed a very nice dinner at Dusty’s Bistro with Pretty Nicki, Frankie Donjae, and even a Stickam employee or two.  We didn’t take any pictures that night, but we do have cap of a certain someone’s pussy that we might as well include for shits & giggles.

StickyDrama’s last day in City of Angels and Porn was spent downtown in LA’s financial district, where we were most definitely one of the few legal citizens strolling the streets.  We had made an appointment to tour a penthouse for sale at the art deco Eastern Columbia building on 9th & Broadway.

From the rooftop terrace StickyDrama enjoyed unobstructed views of the US Bank Tower, where our secret gay lover Mr. Stevie Ryan goes to work everyday.

In the end, we decided we could never live in downtown LA.  It’s a miserable piece of shit.  And anyway the coke was done.  So, back to Manhattan we went.  Before even departing from LAX, though, our hearts pined anew for our beloved Adam; and as a token of our undying faggotry, we decided our banner would be nothing but Mr. Ryan’s face for a whole fucking month.

Kisses, sweetheart!

Some interesting drama blossomed in the trenches of Mydrama today.  A two week old contemptuous conversation between hottie Laura Paige and stickam insider Stevie Ryan finally surfaced in an afternoon post.  In the conversation, Stevie Ryan threatens the life of the 18 year old Laura Paige over her contacting Adam Paranoia via Stickam. She was obviously joking about murdering a human (we assume), but her tone in her response surprised many.

The post has sparked fiery debate in the comments. Team Laura and Team Stevie are duking it out.  Things were normal until Stickam employee Adam Paranoia supposedly entered the drama with two seemingly authentic consecutive comments defending his internet queen:

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Most notable is a clause at the end of 25 year old Adam’s first comment which suggests he would use his authority at Stickam against Laura’s efforts for more notoriety.  A backlash of comments followed directed toward Adam for his uncanny input.  Mysteriously his Stickam profile went offline today.  None of this above truly matters the least — what really matters of course is the question posited by God: who is hotter?

http://stickam.com/laurapaige

http://www.stickam.com/profile/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

Center For Lollatology <3

Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?

While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.

Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod faggot John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition Stickam’s senior management frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.

With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

StckyDrama was among the thousands of viewers enthralled by Stevie Ryan’s impersonation of spamgod cocksucker Matthew Lush last night.

We were in our chatroom, cajoling studling CHRIS*[topher] into once again showing his impeccable naughties, when an uproar on the Front Page sent reverberations across the entire network. Stevie, on a fake Lush account, was Featured and hosting her show at Stickam’s studio! Now, for the company to permit an hour-long Featured mockery of a major Entertainer is one thing: Their own Terms of Service specifically do not allow anyone to “select or use a user name of another person with the intention of impersonating that person.” But the fact that Stevie’s show was produced at Stickam’s very office reveals the depth of contempt certain staff members have for the despicable faggot.

The loveable suckable Adam Paranoia was one official accomplice to the lulzy show. At StickyDrama’s request, Stevie attempted to kiss him on cam, which would have resulted in the creation of legendary “Paranoia-Lush Gay Kiss” caps; however the gentlemanly Adam declined, and she had to settle for a hug:

Just as well. Adam’s mouth, and a few other openings, belong to us anyway.

We were hitherto unfamiliar with Ms. Ryan, but instantly fell under the spell of her charisma. The hearts and yea-ya’s, so fake and irritating when done by Matthew, became fresh and amusing when offered by Stevie. It was so adorable, we’ll assume she was in character when she requested mods to ban StickyDrama.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t jerk off on cam and then hide for a few months like a worm under a rock. We enjoy her too much for that.

http://stickam.com/stevieryan

So many comedies and tragedies unfold on Stickam, the site at times seems an amphitheatre for the Digital Age, where thousands come to be amused by the histrionics of their favorite online characters. For months StickyDrama has blogged on the intrigue of the e-famous. But have television writers entered the fray, sanitizing distinctively “sticky dramas” for broadcast cable?

iCarly is a Nickelodeon series revolving around the title character Carly Shay, star of her own webcast produced by her best friends Freddie and Sam—who resemble our own Adam Paranoia and Pretty Nicki. But it’s really NathanAmazing who should sue for the character Nevel Papperman, a shameless Xerox copy of Stickam’s most fearsome faggot.

In the episode “iRue the Day,” Nevel, whose website Nevelocity.com receives five million page views per day, shuts down Carly’s webcast. The hack was an act of revenge: He had earlier confessed to having crush on her, and she told him the feeling wasn’t mutual.

According to StickyDrama’s AIM logs, Nathan plays out the same little drama 2.3 times per week, ever since we started keeping track of the 15-year-old p33n-freak. The plot could have come straight off the pages of StickyDrama, had Nevel demanded that Freddie whip out his cock and eat his own cum. Wouldn’t you agree, Nick?

http://www.stickam.com/ibback

http://www.stickam.com/pretty_nicki

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

Since the release of his raunchy cybersex video, spamgod Matthew Lush has been keeping a low profile. Audrey Kitching, not so.

The pink bombshell went Live today with Roxy and the lovable suckable Adam Paranoia. Most of what came out of her mouth was the usual pointless banter … however the drama-meter hit a huge spike when she called Lush a “pedophile.”

While the statement was obviously made in jest, StickyDrama is curious as to the reason behind this intense dislike the two e-famous but really worthless Entertainers have for each other. Apparently the source of the bad blood would be Roxy’s co-hosting with Audrey—Lush is bitter that his former co-host is now on another show, and is attacking Audrey out of spite.

But did Lush call Audrey a square-pussied pink whore? Did she call him a lying hypocritical faggot? These are the morsels that make our mouth water; these are the details we want to know.

http://www.stickam.com/lyinghypocriticalfaggot

http://www.stickam.com/squarepussiedpinkwhore

Its been 3 days since SXSW ended, far long enough for promises to be broken and confidences betrayed.

Let us begin with the most obvious target: Audiowh0regasm, with whom Adam Red Pants Paranoia opened an interesting can of worms when he asked “about last night.”

Seems as though the girl who prides herself on her virginity got all her holes well-stimulated while in Austin.

When she wasn’t pole-dancing she was busy sucking face with God-knows-who. And speaking of sucking, every faggot on Stickam wants to know WHAT happened between Dennis Hegstad & Frankie Donjae?

On the subject of faggotry, Adam has been getting awfully close to German nutjob Flula.

Guess we know which one’s the bitch.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/frankiesbetter

http://www.stickam.com/flula

On the SXSW profile, there is a video entitled boothiness in which a distinguished gentleman named B.O.B. Bob snatches a spare mic next to Adam Paranoia and shamelessly plugs his music. Adam rolls with it, and everyone had a cute laugh.

Mysteriously missing from the SXSW videos is that delicious moment when Audiowh0regasm interviewed B.O.B. Bob and his friends. B.O.B. rudely snatched away the microphone to promote his upcoming shows, and even more rudely dropped the mic instead of handing it back to her when he was finished.But the creme de la creme were the many requests B.O.B. and his friends made for Audio to stand up and “show her ham.”"Show us your ham!”

“Get up Chelsea … Let’s see your ham!”

“Yeah girl … get up!”

Clearly outraged, Audio refused; however B.O.B. and friends simply wouldnt take no for an answer. She wouldn’t stand up so as not to reveal her ham, and they kept hounding her as she helplessly looked away. StickyDrama deeply regrets not having been able to screen-record the glorious moment, but we do have these caps:

Interesting that NO ONE stepped up to help her. The anonymous angel who sent us these caps even claims to have heard Adam or Andy chuckling behind the camera.

Anyone who happened to screen-record B.O.B.’s hamming it up with Audio is asked to please send it to StickyDrama.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

Yesterday on a whim, StickyDrama opened both Audiowh0regasm’s Live, as well as the SXSW 08 profile’s.

And we GASPED at what we saw:

This side-by-side comparison is a testimony to the principles of cinematography; and whatever one’s opinion of Audio’s skills as a correspondent, it cannot be denied that she is the Stephen fucking Spielberg of camera angles.

Putting aside this fascinating miracle of physics, StickyDrama would very much like to know who the fuck is supposed to be doing the job. So far Adam Paranoia has conducted all the interviews while Audio is off singing Kumbaya with whats-her-face.

And while we’re bringing up Adam, did anyone else notice his venom-tipped barb:

StickyDrama wasn’t viewing Live as Adam took a big smelly crap all over Audio’s self-esteem; we were both thrilled and stunned to find Adam’s swipe saved under the SXSW 08 profile’s videos. We also found it telling that Adam said he was “just kidding” after teasing members of a nearby guitar booth, but no JK followed his crack at Audio.
http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia