StickyDrama arrived back at JFK the other day, after our week-long narcotically charged orgy in Los Angeles.  This post’s title pretty much sums things up, but if you’d like the detailed version, read on:

Immediately following our arrival at LAX last week, Dennis Hegstad met up with us at the Chamberlain in West Hollywood.  He brought all the essentials for a good time.

Danielle Alexandria was one of our first guests, and she slept in StickyDrama’s own bed without getting raped, not even once.  But the next day she was her old self again, off getting raped at Hey0oxjon’s place.  (”Only vag and mouth,” she later clarified.  Really, kids today have no sense of adventure.)

After a day or two of partying at our hotel, our noses were as bloody and scabby as  the interior of Kiki Kannibal’s vagina.   So we decided to cruise around some of West LA’s nicer spots.  Amor Hilton and Bree made our crew somewhat less faggoty as we smoked a few joints watching the sun set in Pacific Palisades.

At some point—time became meaningless, so your guess is as good as ours—Brandon Kiss drove up to pay us a visit.  He brought along a str8 boy whose ass he and Anthony Vanity put to good use.

He also brought October and Brookie. (You might remember Brookie as being the blonde with the gigantic bazoombas that someone had spammed all over our StickyCam Gallery.)  After a decadent brunch at Barney’s in Beverly Hills our crew drove over to Malibu where we admired the marvelously preserved 2,000-year-old Greek and Roman cocks at the Getty Villa.

Exhausted by our hour-long cockgazing expedition, we went back to West Hollywood to crash.  Somehow StickyDrama ended up in bed with October and Amor.  You’d think that between both of you-know-who’s ex-girlfriends we would have woken up covered in crab-lice and herpes.  But we’re happy to report it’s been several days and so far no outbreaks.

We had been partying pretty hard by this point, and decided it was time to slow things down and relax.  We enjoyed a very nice dinner at Dusty’s Bistro with Pretty Nicki, Frankie Donjae, and even a Stickam employee or two.  We didn’t take any pictures that night, but we do have cap of a certain someone’s pussy that we might as well include for shits & giggles.

StickyDrama’s last day in City of Angels and Porn was spent downtown in LA’s financial district, where we were most definitely one of the few legal citizens strolling the streets.  We had made an appointment to tour a penthouse for sale at the art deco Eastern Columbia building on 9th & Broadway.

From the rooftop terrace StickyDrama enjoyed unobstructed views of the US Bank Tower, where our secret gay lover Mr. Stevie Ryan goes to work everyday.

In the end, we decided we could never live in downtown LA.  It’s a miserable piece of shit.  And anyway the coke was done.  So, back to Manhattan we went.  Before even departing from LAX, though, our hearts pined anew for our beloved Adam; and as a token of our undying faggotry, we decided our banner would be nothing but Mr. Ryan’s face for a whole fucking month.

Kisses, sweetheart!

StickyDrama loves saying “told you so.”  It’s right up there with rubbing lotion on Dennis Hegstad.  So it is with great pleasure that we post Kayvon Zand and Amor Hilton’s engagement announcement.

No word yet on a wedding date, but she’s got a ring on her finger and eating the booger off his, so it must be true love.  Wonder what the Zand Klan will look like in the next 9 months?

You heard it here first.

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New York City just got a whole lot more scene: Amor Hilton has abandoned the semen-encrusted freeways of Los Angeles for the land of bagels and skyscrapers. AND she’s staying with none other than our good friend Kayvon Zand!

StickyDrama sipped cocktails with the enchanting Scene Queen and her Persian Prince late Friday night near Central Park. We had a wonderful time discussing all things Stickam—and yes, dear readers, more than one candid remark was made concerning Amor’s former romances.

After many scandalous secrets had been revealed and we had all enjoyed a good laugh at a certain somebody’s expense, the three of us parted ways just before dawn. StickyDrama retired to our concrete castle in the sky, and Amor went back to Kayvon’s for a nice camel ride before work.

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“You always end up right.”

With those words, Amor Hilton became the first girl to give StickyDrama an orgasm since … well, a very, very long time.

We’ve been chatting on and off with Amor in the aftermath of what we hope to be her final breakup with John Hock, gathering details here and there. We first began posing questions when she popped up unexpectedly in our chatroom, on Tomy Toolshed’s account no less:

She appeared with her brother, who has been helping Hock produce his show on Stickam. The two jokingly argued whether he would continue to do so, now that Amor is no longer with the scumbag.

Amor was initially circumspect in her online statements about her statutory rapist ex-boyfriend. Despite our best efforts, she would not engage in the same tactics Hock had stooped to during his show—our readers will recall it was Hock who immediately began calling Amor names, in particular a “brick on a leash.” Her one on-cam comment:  “As soon as he can get some help—because he has some issues— then we can have a friendship maybe.” Later on AIM, though, she explained why she described her relationship with Hock as “abusive” in a Myspace bulletin:

She debunked several rumors. First, she denied the existence of a sex video she and Hock had made; while they did record one, she claims it was deleted from the camera. Second, she addressed the rumor, started by Hock, that she had slept with another boy while Hock was still living at her apartment. That boy, Animal Suit Hijack, is just a friend with whom Amor was cuddling; Hock walked in on the two and overreacted. “But we were broken up anyway,” she added, “I can lay down with my friend if I want to.”

Amor also confirmed a few rumors—namely that her couch might soon become Tomy Toolshed’s next bed. When asked whether the relationship was strictly platonic or not, she left little doubt:

Speaking of sex, Amor told her own version of the so-called 3some between her, Hock and October Hallow.

Lastly, she weighed in on the growing debate of whether the AIM screen name itsjohnhockkkk is actually used by John Hock. To the best of her knowledge, John has never used that SN, and whoever is using it is an impostor that has fooled many Stickam users, including top-ranked Entertainers.

While satisfied that we’ve answered our readers’ immediate questions concerning the most eagerly awaited breakup in online history, StickyDrama cannot help but suspect there remain some undisclosed scandals. Like who is the old man PWNing the rapist’s ass in exchange for sponsoring the John Hock Show? Whoever he is, that’s one rich old queen who must not have heard of Craigslist. If gay prostitution will fund a webcast, we’re sure there are plenty of other younger, more talented, and tighter boys in Los Angeles, waiting to be discovered.

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For StickyDrama, the most tiresome thing on earth is reporting the immature antics of John Hock. Truth be told, nothing would make us happier than seeing the statutory rapist run over by a Weinermobile, or murdered in a meth-induced rage by whatever sugardaddy is sponsoring The John Hock Show. Then we would no longer be obliged to watch his stupidity.

But alas, he remains alive and the stupidity doesn’t end. Today Hock announced, again, that he is single. (He also danced around with a turban made of bubble wrap, and while doing so tripped and hit himself on the head.) Here are a few selected highlights:

StickyDrama readers will recall that Hock and Amor Hilton have broken up before, but reconciled. This breakup, however, seems to be of a more permanent nature: Hock describes how Amor and his roommates teamed up against him, demanded that he move out and punched him in the face. Please Amor, tell us someone was videotaping!

Confirming what a pathetic nobody he is, Hock repeatedly posted news of the breakup in Myspace bulletins, each containing about a dozen Stickam players—his impressive 700 lurkers is probably closer to 50 actual persons. We screen-recorded one of his several bulletins; all the players froze our browser, but we managed to record enough to prove beyond a doubt that Hock has again resorted to this old cheat.

We recommend viewing the YouTube video fullscreen and at high quality, to clearly read Hock’s bulletin; however anyone familiar with Myspace bulletins packed full of Stickam players will instantly recognize what’s going on.  Download the 40 MB full-resolution recording here.

Using one of our alias AIM screen names, StickyDrama notified Stickam Admins of Hock’s player-packed bulletins. (We have partially blurred out the screen names, lest they be bombarded with pointless IMs.) Now that Stickam is aware of what Hock is doing, will they continue to feature him, and thereby condone his cheating? Will they allow all Entertainers to use similar methods to gain more lurkers? How low you must be, AVC employees, when a lecher like StickyDrama lectures you on fairness and ethics!

Anyway enough pontificating, back to the breakup: What was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Information is still trickling in, but rumor has it that Amor is no longer in the mood to have sex since her miscarriage a while back: Although Hock’s p33n is on the small side, he fucks “like a jackhammer” and the sensation is unpleasant. So Amor had acquiesced in Hock’s pounding a replacement vag until hers fully recuperated. The dubious honor fell on October Hallow, a fan with whom Amor herself had been flirting for several weeks. Hock and October had icky breeder-secks; Amor and Octobers engaged in less objectionable clit-sucking.

October confirmed with StickyDrama that she had a 3way with Hock and Amor. While the tryst does not seem, by itself, to have caused the breakup, surely it could not have brought any stability to the at-best rocky relationship. Amor has not yet contacted StickyDrama with her own version of the salacious details—although we certainly hope she will.

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Few things in this life are certain. Heartache. Death. Taxes. And the acrimonious exchanges sure to follow in the aftermath of John Hock’s breakup with Amor Hilton. Yes, dear readers: Two weeks after Amor announced her miscarriage, the most talked-about online couple have finally, officially, and to our delight publicly, called it quits.

Regarding the infidelity to which Amor alludes, Ev0 helped shed some light on the matter by hacking into the iChat logs of Hock’s previous statutory rape victim Danielle Alexandria. In the steamy convos, Hock not only admits to cheating on Amor but declares his desire to do so again.

Because the logs are somewhat lengthy in their entirety, we ask our readers to view them in this downloadable PDF.

Some readers might recall Hock’s Myspace caption listing JohnHockisbone as his only screen name. StickyDrama does acknowledge the existence of some anecdotal evidence that the screen name itsjohnhockkkk is used partially or entirely by an unknown person. Nevertheless, after several days of research we feel confident that Danielle’s convos are authentic. Danielle *has* had Hock’s penis inside her vagina, and for this reason we are inclined to believe she could tell the difference between the real John Hock and an impostor.

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In announcing her miscarriage, Amor Hilton mentions what an “emotional” time it is for e-famous couple. But in contrast to Amor’s public display of grief, John Hock is overjoyed to have once again escaped the responsibilities of fatherhood. Shaynuh Chanel sent StickyDrama these caps which reveal his relief:

While at first blush Hock’s remarks might strike the reader as heartless, can we really blame him? It is apparent to anyone with eyes to see that he and Amor are not in the ideal situation to raise a child. While his choice of words may be postworthy in their chilling sang-froid, perhaps Hock realizes that oblivion is preferable to any existence he could provide.

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Amor Hilton, who was 4 months pregnant with the spawn of Jonn Hock, today posted a Myspace bulletin announcing her miscarriage.

StickyDrama was crestfallen as the realization dawned upon us that we woud be denied our highly-sought Live abortion, which we have never had the fortune to post. Moreover the public nature of the miscarriage announcement, much like the public nature of Amor’s pregancy and relationship with Hock, entitles us to ask certain questions, such as:

-Was she ever really pregnant? The entire pregnancy could have been nothing more than a publicity stunt: Amor didn’t seem to be gaining much weight, and the ruse couldn’t have lasted much longer.

-Who the fuck ends their miscarriage announcement with an emoticon: =/

-If she was pregnant, did her smoking and tattoos affect her health to the point of miscarriage? Could the stress of their fighting have been a factor as well?

-Without the responsibilities of fatherhood, for how much longer will Hock remain with Amor? By all accounts he’s ready to hop along to the next vagina with an apartment. Right Chelsea?

-Assuming they do separate, will Hock or Amor go on cam drunk, talking shit about each other? We would hope so! God owes StickyDrama at least that much, for not delivering on the Live abortion.

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John Hock apparently hasn’t realized that StickyDrama has eyes and ears everywhere. Early this morning in Pandah’s Live he blabbed in mixed company that he and Amor Hilton “broke up.” He furthermore makes a point of telling his supposedly platonic friend Chelsea Lynn that the mother of his child is “a fucking cunt.”

While the desire to peacefully co-exist might lead to a temporary reconciliation, these screenccaps support the rumors that Hock and Amor’s relationship is in its death throes.

Oh dear readers! StickyDrama is delirious at the thought of the dirt that’s going to come out when these two finally call it quits. There will be such an outpouring of betrayals and n00dz and AIM logs that we’ll be busy for years cataloguing it all.

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StickyDrama was sent screencaps of Amor Hilton smoking cigarettes, caps which have been corroborated by several viewers in her Live. According to her own Myspace bulletins, Amor is now 15 weeks pregnant with John Hock’s child.

Although weeks ago StickyDrama did witness Amor chewing on candy cigarettes, a handful of viewers have contacted us insisting that these cigarettes were indeed real and that Amor was inhaling and exhaling smoke. Furthermore, the caps clearly show the glowing embers not found on candy cigarettes.

While legal, smoking during pregnancy can be extremely harmful to the fetus, and result in several birth defects including low birth weight, low IQ, respiratory illness, cerebral palsy, and physical deformities such as adactyly (missing fingers and toes) or polydactyly (extra fingers or toes) or webbed fingers and toes. It is not unheard of for the baby to die during or shortly after birth.

Way to go, mom!

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