Audiowh0regasm, now a brunette, went Live on Stickam after eons of laying low.

Although Stickam’s official bigmouth has been popping up incognito from time to time, she made it a point not to go LIve on her original, highly visible account.  She attributed her prolonged absence from Stickam’s spotlight to all that nasty SXSW drama.

Welcome back, Audio!  Bathe in the warm love and support of StickyDrama’s readers.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

StickyDrama can be somewhat stubborn.

It would doubtless bring us more traffic if we focused our gossip-mongering on the banal press releases of real celebrities, instead of the outrageous follies of nobodies. For example, we don’t find anything particularly lulzy in the so-called “racy” photos hacked (or should we say leaked) from Miley Cyrus; but we take exquisite delight in Audiowh0regam’s response to whoever Photoshopped her previously released n00dz.

As of this post, the pseudo-n00dz are still linked on her own Myspace profile—below the Stickam gif in her General interests. Meanwhile on her Stickam profile, she has a new song about the latest Miley Cyrus hack. Is Audio the next Weird Al Yankovic?

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

Many StickyDrama readers were quick to notice that the Audiowh0rgasm seen during SXSW was somewhat different-looking than the Audiowh0rgasm familiar to Stickam. The mystery is sure to be revived, now that two new, vastly different n00dz of the Entertainer have been released.

The above photo was released in reaction to another, much more slender photo that was also sent to StickyDrama, by yet another anonymous angel. The photo below has been passed around all day long, and struck many as false:

Truth be told, StickyDrama is not very impressed by the slender version. While its retouching is convincingly photorealistic, the Audio depicted therein strikes us as an Ethiopian runway model, simply too thin to be believed. And too unhealthy to be desirable.

On the other hand, whereas the untrained eye is quick to take the plumper belly for the real one, StickyDrama actually suspects MORE Photoshop in the supposedly “unretouched” photo. Real photos, especially low-quality digital ones, have “digital noise” or “grain” … little specks that pepper the entire image. We could not help but notice how the rotund Audio’s belly is very smooth—a clear indication of amateur retouching.

So where does reality lie?  Probably somewhere inbetween. Rather than come down definitively one way or the other, we post both photos and allow our readers to debate their authenticity. In order to maximize the exposure of these photos, which as n00dz go aren’t very scandalous, we have decided to cover her left nipple and post them on our main page.

May the vicious comments begin!

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

While StickyDrama doesn’t claim to be The New York Times, we do try to maintain certain journalistic standards. In particular we are hesitant to post any story that is unsupported by screencaps, video recordings or first-hand testimony such as AIM logs.

For the past several days StickyDrama has been furtively PMed rumors of a so-called “kickback” arrangement between Audiowh0regasm and Matthew Lush. The rumor goes thus: Audio agreed to give the disgraced spamgod $1500 of her $2000 SXSW prize money in exchange for his unfairly influencing the contest. Specifically, it was he who insisted that Audio be placed among the top 20, which Stickam allegedly did not desire to do. Although he continued to promote her, he did not use his connections at Stickam to influence the voting during Rounds 2 and 3.

Sounds juicy, but StickyDrama has not been sent one shred of evidence to back up the claim. Not a single Stickam user would even agree to be cited as a source. Our frustration at the lack of concrete evidence grew and grew until we finally asked Audio directly. Here was her response:

(her screen name has been blurred for privacy)

StickyDrama is inclined to side with her version of events until credible evidence proves or at least suggests otherwise. After all, Audio could simply deny she ever had any plans to give Lush any money at all; why would she confirm helping Lush pay rent? So please, do not send us further information regarding this matter if it is entirely hearsay—and anonymous hearsay at that.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

StickyDrama’s bullshit detector went off the charts recently, as we listened to Audiowh0regasm’s unconvincing explanation of how her n00dz were leaked. In Dani Mosh’s LIve, Audio claims she preferred to “sacrifice [her]self to save Matthew’s reptutation.” Gosh Audio, aren’t you Jesus Fucking Christ?

Confirming most of the details in StickyDrama’s account of how her tits were seen by thousands of people, Audio then veered into an unconvincing narrative concerning spamgod Matthew Lush’s jerkoff video. According to Audio, the hacker who had hacked her Sidekick and stolen her n00dz also boasted of having the fabled Lush video; whereupon the noble, selfless, Zen master Audiowho0regasm thought of her dear friend Matthew and said “if I have to show my tits to make sure that other people don’t get in trouble, I would rather do that.”

Riiiiiiiiight. Somehow she rationalizes sending her n00dz out, to prevent Lush’s video from coming out? StickyDrama fails to see any logical connection between the two n00dz.

Apropos the Lush video: StickyDrama understands that even our most loyal readers want us to just post the damn thing already. We want to post the damn thing too, and are doing our best to make his cock, balls, asshole and cumshot available to all the world as soon as possible. For various reasons this might be delayed until April 13th at the latest. Patience, faggots.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

http://www.stickam.com/dani_mosh3

Its been 3 days since SXSW ended, far long enough for promises to be broken and confidences betrayed.

Let us begin with the most obvious target: Audiowh0regasm, with whom Adam Red Pants Paranoia opened an interesting can of worms when he asked “about last night.”

Seems as though the girl who prides herself on her virginity got all her holes well-stimulated while in Austin.

When she wasn’t pole-dancing she was busy sucking face with God-knows-who. And speaking of sucking, every faggot on Stickam wants to know WHAT happened between Dennis Hegstad & Frankie Donjae?

On the subject of faggotry, Adam has been getting awfully close to German nutjob Flula.

Guess we know which one’s the bitch.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/frankiesbetter

http://www.stickam.com/flula

On the SXSW profile, there is a video entitled boothiness in which a distinguished gentleman named B.O.B. Bob snatches a spare mic next to Adam Paranoia and shamelessly plugs his music. Adam rolls with it, and everyone had a cute laugh.

Mysteriously missing from the SXSW videos is that delicious moment when Audiowh0regasm interviewed B.O.B. Bob and his friends. B.O.B. rudely snatched away the microphone to promote his upcoming shows, and even more rudely dropped the mic instead of handing it back to her when he was finished.But the creme de la creme were the many requests B.O.B. and his friends made for Audio to stand up and “show her ham.”"Show us your ham!”

“Get up Chelsea … Let’s see your ham!”

“Yeah girl … get up!”

Clearly outraged, Audio refused; however B.O.B. and friends simply wouldnt take no for an answer. She wouldn’t stand up so as not to reveal her ham, and they kept hounding her as she helplessly looked away. StickyDrama deeply regrets not having been able to screen-record the glorious moment, but we do have these caps:

Interesting that NO ONE stepped up to help her. The anonymous angel who sent us these caps even claims to have heard Adam or Andy chuckling behind the camera.

Anyone who happened to screen-record B.O.B.’s hamming it up with Audio is asked to please send it to StickyDrama.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

Yesterday on a whim, StickyDrama opened both Audiowh0regasm’s Live, as well as the SXSW 08 profile’s.

And we GASPED at what we saw:

This side-by-side comparison is a testimony to the principles of cinematography; and whatever one’s opinion of Audio’s skills as a correspondent, it cannot be denied that she is the Stephen fucking Spielberg of camera angles.

Putting aside this fascinating miracle of physics, StickyDrama would very much like to know who the fuck is supposed to be doing the job. So far Adam Paranoia has conducted all the interviews while Audio is off singing Kumbaya with whats-her-face.

And while we’re bringing up Adam, did anyone else notice his venom-tipped barb:

StickyDrama wasn’t viewing Live as Adam took a big smelly crap all over Audio’s self-esteem; we were both thrilled and stunned to find Adam’s swipe saved under the SXSW 08 profile’s videos. We also found it telling that Adam said he was “just kidding” after teasing members of a nearby guitar booth, but no JK followed his crack at Audio.
http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

StickyDrama was among the several hundred users who tuned in for Audiowh0regasm’s first day as the SXSW correspondent.

Our first impression: “Wow, THAT’S Audio ?!”

Let us not be misunderstood. We remain true to our original position, that ANYONE is preferable to the rapist. However, StickyDrama is more accustomed to close-ups of Audio at her flattering webcam, and less accustomed to wider shots on a brutally honest videocamera. Even Le Castlevania could not resist the old “20 pounds” joke:

May we humbly suggest that the videographer use a wide angle lens, which decreases the size of objects further away from the camera. Even enormous objects like mountains.

Those preliminaries addressed, her handling of the interview was neither spectacular nor disastrous, for a novice. She needs to put that fucking microphone away though—was it even working? Everyone else sounded better with lapel mics, give her one too.

http://www.stickam.com/sxsw08

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

StickyDrama has been watching less television over the past months, as the intrigue of online drama has inexorably drawn us into the lives of drug addicts, camwhores and other faggots. It took one of our readers to bring to our attention the fact that a current American Idol contestant is on Stickam. Paula Abdul’s god-awful “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” clunks away on Danny Noriega’s Stickam profile, a testimony to his faggotry.

Ian Vuitton and Audiowh0regasm had in jest requested that Danny mention TMTH (”too much to handle”) while on cam—real broadcast cam, not webcams. To their surprise, he did it, during an interview on AI.

UPDATE: Danny was eliminated in the March 6 episode of American Idol, which we were unable to report while our server was down. Our readers might enjoy watching him cry.

So it is that as of now there is no longer any American Idol contestant on Stickam.http://www.stickam.com/dannynoriega

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