You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center for Lollatology <3

StickyDrama sat down the other day to start writing again—we needed a few days off, crucify us—and felt it was time to check our several non-Stickam accounts.

Much to our chagrin, we discovered that all of the Kiki Kannibal videos in our YouTube account had been removed for Terms of Service violations! Since there was no nudity or anything particularly objectionable in the videos, we suspect that Mama Kannibal contacted Google and insisted the videos be removed. Touché, Mama; thankfully we keep backups of everything, and have replaced all the missing Flash videos as Quicktimes hosted on our own server.

No doubt Mama decided to fight dirty in anticipation of our posting the psychotic voicemails she had left Hey0oxjon, Kiki’s ex who, by the way, has a nice p33n.

In the 3 back-to-back voicemails (Jon’s mailbox cut her off after 2 minutes, and she just couldn’t keep her mouth shut) Mama Kannibal levels several baseless accusations against Jon, namely: that Jon’s name isn’t Jon (it is Jon); that he belongs to a gang of hackers who have been harassing Kiki for 2 years (he’s known her 6 months); and that he charged 2 Dell computers and a UK utility bill to the family’s credit card (he denies this as well).

Most interestingly, she suggests that Jon could “end up dead” like Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, whom the Kannibals “went after.” Our readers will recall that Cespedes leapt to his death from a Miami parking garage in order to evade arrest on charges of statutory rape.

Weeks ago, when it seemed that Malice Millionaire had been instrumental in Miami-Dade police’s apprehension of Danny Cespedes, StickyDrama had withheld these voicemails in hopes that Malice would come forward with her own version of events. However despite our several attempts to contact her, she has thus far not replied to our Stickam and Myspace messages. Probably a wise decision.

Mama Kannibal, meanwhile, was all too happy—and by happy, we mean stupid—to voluntarily create a permanent digital admission of her family’s involvement in the Cespedes affair. Thanks Mama! Where would we be without your Jerry Springer histrionics and atrocious parenting?

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

Kayvon popped into StickyDrama’s chatroom tonight, and we were stunned to see that he had shaved his head completely bald.

StickyDrama couldn’t resist inviting him into our Live for an interview. When asked why on earth he would want his head to be smoother than Corey Pattakos’s nutsack, he responded that he was a great admirer of Sinead O’Connor. He then began lip-synching to her “Nothing Compares To You.”

Okaaaaaaaaayyyyy …

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kayvon