Kiki Kannibal and StickyDrama agree on at least one thing:  Mama Kannibal is a crazy bitch.

The shit hit the fan in the Kannibal household today, as a tearful Kiki blew up at her mother, accusing the psycho-cunt of sabotaging her relationships.  Apparently Mama Kannibal had scared off a 24-year-old suitor whom Kiki had been dating (or e-dating).  Mama cited 2 of the boy’s fault’s:  telling Kiki she had nice boobs, and not paying for her food.

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Kiki was not pleased, to put it mildly.  “Look at the guy you married,” Kiki said to her mother as her father was also present.  “You need to shut up.”  While Kiki muted her LIve in the middle of the argument, she unmuted in time for viewers to enjoy tearful sobs of “it’s not fair.”  Kiki then accused her mother of “harassing” all her boyfriends by messaging and lurking them “until they can’t take it anymore.”

Speaking of failed relationships, Tomy Toolshed called Kiki’s cellphone and managed to calm her down.  The smoothtalking ladies’ man must have been a snake-charmer in a former life:  he bonded with Kiki, who by the end was back to her shamelessly materialistic blonde self.  She opened up to Tomy, sharing her dreams of moving to LA, marrying a rich man and having a nice car.  Midway through the call, Tomy went on cam in StickyDrama’s chatroom, enabling us to record his end of the phonecall as well.

This would not be the first time Kiki’s mother had stuck her nose in her daughter’s business, with less-than-ideal results.  Mama Kannibal is rumored to have reported 19-year-old Danny Cespedes to the police after he broke up with Kiki.  Cespedes was killed after he jumped off a parking garage while attempting to run from his arresting officers.

Kiki’s opinion of her mother’s actions:  “She fucked up her life, so she wants to live it again through me.”

http://stickam.com/kikikannibal

Our small poll of the Mydrama audience in yesterday’s post yielded exactly the results we had both wanted and expected.  Not many people have faith in Matthew Lush maintaining a relationship with his fresh obsession, 16 year old Connor.  As the one and only Anthony Vanity recently said:  Lush may have bit off more than he can chew.

But whats interesting is that people are for the most part expecting Connor to be the one to leave Lush.  We’ve all come to know Lush over the years and one can only imagine trying to form a lasting relationship with that. So would it really surprise anyone if Connor bid Lush farewell?

Its laughable to many how Lush parades around saying they are abstinate.  I suppose he must do that legally.  Other than that we think that it is mainly a veneer he is trying to maintain for his image as a good role model for today’s youth, claiming they will wait till marriage.  This goes well with his role model image that was shattered long ago when the video was released of him busting a nice load of cum all over his tummy.  We didn’t see that as a bad thing though, everyone should be stroking out nice hot loads on cam.

Im sure it is intoxicating and fun at first for Connor being with 20 year old, Cradle robbing Lush.  But when the confetti has all fallen and the champagne runs dry, Connor will find himself sitting in a room, alone, with a still obsessive, eerily skinny, issuefied Lush.  What will he think then?  Time will tell.

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http://www.plurk.com/user/connorjon

http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center For Lollatology <3

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3

From the outset, StickyDrama knew that studpuppy Dennis Hegstad and asshole-flashing has-been Chris Crocker were never really dating. Dennis had assured us that it was all a publicity stunt.

But out of that dirty lie, some beautifully genuine drama sprouted. A week into their phony online romance, Crocker & Dennis met irl at Regina’s. The blonde tranny, whom witnesses described as “drunk,” tried to kiss the str8 cutie; Dennis refused and walked away. While he didn’t mind hugging for a picture, kissing a nasty cocksucker like Crocker was too much for his stomach to handle. Thereupon—and this detail was confirmed by Frankie Donjae and Tyler Wade, who were also present—thereupon, Crocker began yelling that Dennis was a “closet case” and that his girlfriend (who was also present) was a “bitch!”

Dennis and his girlfriend were highly offended and left immediately, as the humiliated Crocker was stewing in his tranny juices. Later, Dennis noticed that he had been removed from Crocker’s Top 8 on Myspace. Of the faggot’s behavior Dennis remarked:

Oh, and Crocker—ever rubbed Vaseline on Dennis’s body?  StickyDrama has. It was wonderful.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

“You always end up right.”

With those words, Amor Hilton became the first girl to give StickyDrama an orgasm since … well, a very, very long time.

We’ve been chatting on and off with Amor in the aftermath of what we hope to be her final breakup with John Hock, gathering details here and there. We first began posing questions when she popped up unexpectedly in our chatroom, on Tomy Toolshed’s account no less:

She appeared with her brother, who has been helping Hock produce his show on Stickam. The two jokingly argued whether he would continue to do so, now that Amor is no longer with the scumbag.

Amor was initially circumspect in her online statements about her statutory rapist ex-boyfriend. Despite our best efforts, she would not engage in the same tactics Hock had stooped to during his show—our readers will recall it was Hock who immediately began calling Amor names, in particular a “brick on a leash.” Her one on-cam comment:  “As soon as he can get some help—because he has some issues— then we can have a friendship maybe.” Later on AIM, though, she explained why she described her relationship with Hock as “abusive” in a Myspace bulletin:

She debunked several rumors. First, she denied the existence of a sex video she and Hock had made; while they did record one, she claims it was deleted from the camera. Second, she addressed the rumor, started by Hock, that she had slept with another boy while Hock was still living at her apartment. That boy, Animal Suit Hijack, is just a friend with whom Amor was cuddling; Hock walked in on the two and overreacted. “But we were broken up anyway,” she added, “I can lay down with my friend if I want to.”

Amor also confirmed a few rumors—namely that her couch might soon become Tomy Toolshed’s next bed. When asked whether the relationship was strictly platonic or not, she left little doubt:

Speaking of sex, Amor told her own version of the so-called 3some between her, Hock and October Hallow.

Lastly, she weighed in on the growing debate of whether the AIM screen name itsjohnhockkkk is actually used by John Hock. To the best of her knowledge, John has never used that SN, and whoever is using it is an impostor that has fooled many Stickam users, including top-ranked Entertainers.

While satisfied that we’ve answered our readers’ immediate questions concerning the most eagerly awaited breakup in online history, StickyDrama cannot help but suspect there remain some undisclosed scandals. Like who is the old man PWNing the rapist’s ass in exchange for sponsoring the John Hock Show? Whoever he is, that’s one rich old queen who must not have heard of Craigslist. If gay prostitution will fund a webcast, we’re sure there are plenty of other younger, more talented, and tighter boys in Los Angeles, waiting to be discovered.

http://stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

For StickyDrama, the most tiresome thing on earth is reporting the immature antics of John Hock. Truth be told, nothing would make us happier than seeing the statutory rapist run over by a Weinermobile, or murdered in a meth-induced rage by whatever sugardaddy is sponsoring The John Hock Show. Then we would no longer be obliged to watch his stupidity.

But alas, he remains alive and the stupidity doesn’t end. Today Hock announced, again, that he is single. (He also danced around with a turban made of bubble wrap, and while doing so tripped and hit himself on the head.) Here are a few selected highlights:

StickyDrama readers will recall that Hock and Amor Hilton have broken up before, but reconciled. This breakup, however, seems to be of a more permanent nature: Hock describes how Amor and his roommates teamed up against him, demanded that he move out and punched him in the face. Please Amor, tell us someone was videotaping!

Confirming what a pathetic nobody he is, Hock repeatedly posted news of the breakup in Myspace bulletins, each containing about a dozen Stickam players—his impressive 700 lurkers is probably closer to 50 actual persons. We screen-recorded one of his several bulletins; all the players froze our browser, but we managed to record enough to prove beyond a doubt that Hock has again resorted to this old cheat.

We recommend viewing the YouTube video fullscreen and at high quality, to clearly read Hock’s bulletin; however anyone familiar with Myspace bulletins packed full of Stickam players will instantly recognize what’s going on.  Download the 40 MB full-resolution recording here.

Using one of our alias AIM screen names, StickyDrama notified Stickam Admins of Hock’s player-packed bulletins. (We have partially blurred out the screen names, lest they be bombarded with pointless IMs.) Now that Stickam is aware of what Hock is doing, will they continue to feature him, and thereby condone his cheating? Will they allow all Entertainers to use similar methods to gain more lurkers? How low you must be, AVC employees, when a lecher like StickyDrama lectures you on fairness and ethics!

Anyway enough pontificating, back to the breakup: What was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Information is still trickling in, but rumor has it that Amor is no longer in the mood to have sex since her miscarriage a while back: Although Hock’s p33n is on the small side, he fucks “like a jackhammer” and the sensation is unpleasant. So Amor had acquiesced in Hock’s pounding a replacement vag until hers fully recuperated. The dubious honor fell on October Hallow, a fan with whom Amor herself had been flirting for several weeks. Hock and October had icky breeder-secks; Amor and Octobers engaged in less objectionable clit-sucking.

October confirmed with StickyDrama that she had a 3way with Hock and Amor. While the tryst does not seem, by itself, to have caused the breakup, surely it could not have brought any stability to the at-best rocky relationship. Amor has not yet contacted StickyDrama with her own version of the salacious details—although we certainly hope she will.

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

http://www.stickam.com/octoberhallow

One tends to ridicule the uniformity of romances in the goth scene: walks in cemeteries, melodramatic poetry, late-night breakfast at Denny’s. But Travis and Mandy, the couple featured in our March 2 n00dz post “Midget Sex,” were something exceptional: He was so uncommonly tall and she was so freakiishly short.

But like all relationships found on Stickam, theirs was a love doomed to end like a vampire at sunrise: violently, with bits of flesh flying around, and a ribald remark thrown in for good measure.

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Come now, Travis. Surely there you must have juicier morsels than that to share. Not even to speak of whatever naughty photos of Mandy and, God forbid, your couplings with her. Please do send them our way.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/hendersonvampire

http://www.myspace.com/twistedraven777

Few things in this life are certain. Heartache. Death. Taxes. And the acrimonious exchanges sure to follow in the aftermath of John Hock’s breakup with Amor Hilton. Yes, dear readers: Two weeks after Amor announced her miscarriage, the most talked-about online couple have finally, officially, and to our delight publicly, called it quits.

Regarding the infidelity to which Amor alludes, Ev0 helped shed some light on the matter by hacking into the iChat logs of Hock’s previous statutory rape victim Danielle Alexandria. In the steamy convos, Hock not only admits to cheating on Amor but declares his desire to do so again.

Because the logs are somewhat lengthy in their entirety, we ask our readers to view them in this downloadable PDF.

Some readers might recall Hock’s Myspace caption listing JohnHockisbone as his only screen name. StickyDrama does acknowledge the existence of some anecdotal evidence that the screen name itsjohnhockkkk is used partially or entirely by an unknown person. Nevertheless, after several days of research we feel confident that Danielle’s convos are authentic. Danielle *has* had Hock’s penis inside her vagina, and for this reason we are inclined to believe she could tell the difference between the real John Hock and an impostor.

http://myspace.com/johnhockftw

http://myspace.com/amorhilton

http://stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

John Hock apparently hasn’t realized that StickyDrama has eyes and ears everywhere. Early this morning in Pandah’s Live he blabbed in mixed company that he and Amor Hilton “broke up.” He furthermore makes a point of telling his supposedly platonic friend Chelsea Lynn that the mother of his child is “a fucking cunt.”

While the desire to peacefully co-exist might lead to a temporary reconciliation, these screenccaps support the rumors that Hock and Amor’s relationship is in its death throes.

Oh dear readers! StickyDrama is delirious at the thought of the dirt that’s going to come out when these two finally call it quits. There will be such an outpouring of betrayals and n00dz and AIM logs that we’ll be busy for years cataloguing it all.

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

49-year-old Tricia Walsh-Smith skyrocketed to e-fame this week, her so-called “YouTube Divorce” video approaching 3 million views. For kiddies unfamiliar with Mrs. Walsh-Smith, she’s the first woman to describe the very intimate details of a bitter divorce on YouTube.

Today her video was removed from her YouTube account; we’re embedding other copies as they become available.

StickyDrama wants this crazy bitch on Stickam. Nursing a fat bottle of Scotch. Violently swinging a laptop throughout her Park Avenue apartment. Revealing her 74-year-old husband’s sexual inadequacies. Prank-calling his assistant. Sobbing uncontrollably at the possibilty that she won’t get her $500,000 per year “pension.”

Message her on YouTube, over and over. Explain that thousands of live viewers will sit spellbound and listen to “poor, vulnerable” Tricia babble unintelligibly. Disputes over estates tend to lag on for years, and with 3 million views on YouTube we can easily foresee a few thousand joing Stickam just to follow the vicissitudes of her messy divorce.

http://www.youtube.com/user/walshsmith1