If you thought that the City of Los Angeles would have any safeguards in place to prevent StickyDrama from hiring a skywriting company to create cloud messages above Stickam’s headquarters—well, you thought wrong. 

That’s right, dear readers.  On New Year’s Day, at some point between 3-4pm PST, five airplanes are going to write whatever the fuck StickyDrama wants directly above the U.S. Bank Tower in downtown LA.  One might be inclined to think, after that foiled terrorist attack against the Bank Tower in 2002, a faggot would at least have to go to City Hall and apply for a permit or something.  Nope!  You just call the company and say your credit card numbers and send five airplanes flying toward the tallest building on the West Coast, and that’s all there is to it.  Apparently at an altitude of 10,000 feet, neither the local nor federal government has any jurisdiction, or doesn’t bother to regulate.  

As our readers know, if it wasn’t capped then it never happened; and so we’re capping it.  With one of those gazillion Megapixel Nikon cameras.  We could print billboards of the damn thing.  Probably will.

Owing to complexities of skywriting, guaranteeing the message will be written at a precise time is not possible.  But Los Angelenos with a good view of the downtown skyline might want to look up starting at 3pm.  The message will be twenty-five characters, stretch five miles long and last for five minutes.  If nothing has happened by 4pm, then somebody probably fucked up and StickyDrama will be so pissed that red hot laser beams of flaming semen will shoot out of our eyes and incinerate everything in our sight.

But assuming everything goes fine, StickyDrama readers are welcome to join our Post Pwntage Party at The London West Hollywood.  Send us message on AIM for details.  We would say come ask us in our chatroom, but the fucking thing keeps crashing every 2 minutes.  Sleeping employees, failing servers—crack the whip already, Kishioka!

New Jersey resident Diana Chance has long been known for her sexually explicit Live performances on Stickam, which have gotten her banned through many online profiles such as dianachance, Sexygirly, Hot Mami, Hot Mami Live, Hot Mami TV and most recently Lov3g?dd3ss.

Her debaucheries vary from playfully jiggling her breasts on-cam, to charging $10 admission for a full-penetration 3-way in her private Live. But StickyDrama was recently sent irrefutable proof that her lifestyle is not only sleazy, but criminal: Ms. Chance’s 7-year-old son, whose identity StickyDrama shall not reveal, in his naive innocence sought to play with his mother and a hired sex performer while they were in bed together.

This clip shows only the moment when her son joined Mami and her hired sex partner on-cam; for a better idea of what was happening in her son’s presence, please see the January 6 “Live Sex Shows” post in our n00dz section.

Laws addressing “child pornography,” whereby we mean materials depicting “lascivious exhibition” of the genitals of a person who is under 18 years of age, are fairly straightforward. Laws addressing a situation such as this, in which a child witnesses a sexually explicit performance broadcast over the internet, are varied, complex, and open to interpretation as to what qualifies “endangering a child’s welfare.” Let it suffice to say that there are several statutes prohibiting the exposure of indecent or obscene material to minors, such as federal statutes 18 U.S.C. 1470, the Child Abuse Prevention and Treatment Act (CAPTA), and New Jersey statutes N.J.S. 2C:34-2 and 2C:24-4.

When StickyDrama first confronted Ms. Chance with the criminal aspect of her performances, her response was as cavalier as it was repulsive. She defied us to “prove” her son was present during her sex shows. At the time, StickyDrama did not have video or screencaps proving beyond a doubt that her son was exposed to sexually explicit material.

Then the situation changed. An anonymous angel sent StickyDrama a video, recorded when the Chance’s hired sex performer lived in their home over a 2-week period in January 2008, proving beyond a doubt that her 7-year-old son not only witnessed live and recorded sex acts, he joined in them. While the child is obviously well-fed and apparently not in danger of physical harm, how disastrous must be the effects on his developing mind, when such filth unfolds before his very eyes!

As required by law in our locality, StickyDrama alerted the New Jersey Department of Children and Families (of which Child Protective Services is an agency) and the New Jersey Police’s Cyber Crime unit. StickyDrama was stunned and disturbed that after several days the police still have not returned our call. Thankfully DCF confirmed that an agent was sent to the Chance’s last known address, which was published in a local newspaper after their family home caught fire.

Any reader with more information regarding endangerment to Ms. Chance’s son’s physical, mental and emotional well-being is urged to contact StickyDrama, the New Jersey Police or the New Jersey DCF. Calls to DCF remain anonymous; calls to the police do not.


http://www.myspace.com/dianachance

http://www.stickam.com/hotmamitv

StickyDrama detected the rumbles of online outrage a few days ago, when 24-year-old alleged Paris Hilton stalker and suspected pedophile Sam Dashefsky was disqualified from MTV’s latest unbelievably stupid contest “I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend!”

Sam has made headlines before. He was supposedly featured on a MSNBC report about online predators; the network actually showed a blurred clip of a man closely resembling Dashefsky nude and masturbating.

More recently he reportedly attempted to enter Paris Hilton’s movie premier in Los Angeles for her latest cinematic abortion “The Hottie and the Nottie.” Multiple news sources have detailed that he was not allowed to enter the screening despite claiming to be Paris’ “boyfriend.”

While a handful of Stickam and Myspace attention whores such as Lil Amanda, Israel Hilton, Audiowh0regasm and the Rapist have entered the contest, StickyDrama deplores the unjustified disqualification of Dashefsky, who was winning by a wide margin. If MTV made the voting public, it should abide by the public’s decision. Bring back Sam!

http://www.myspace.com/samdashefsky

http://parisbff.com/people/audiowhoregasm

http://parisbff.com/people/littlelord

http://parisbff.com/people/Israelhilton

http://parisbff.com/people/JohnHock

Last month FOX News ran an expos? on cyberbullies, focusing their report on Stickam.

Melinda Cherrie made the extremely foolish decision to post a video on her Stickam account, in which she declares to be one of the girls in the FOX report. That is to say, this idiotic girl destroyed FOX’s meticulous efforts to protect her anonymity.

In the report, Melinda recounts how cyberbullies manipulated her into doing sexually explicit acts on cam, all 200 pounds of her, and then posted the screencaps along with her real name and address. A person of average intelligence would have learned to be more careful about their online identity, but not our clever Melinda. She had the brains to record a Stickam video in which she proudly points out her 15 seconds of cyberbully fame, practically drawing a bright red bullseye on herself.

She eventually deleted the video, but not before St1ckam Lulz screen-recorded a copy, which he then sent to StickyDrama.

http://www.stickam.com/ohnoeslurkerz

Whereas exhibitionism is the essential motivation driving activity on Stickam, Webcamcaps is an antithetical site catering to passive voyeurs.

Webcamcaps.com maintains a database containing the Live player codes of countless girls on Stickam. For free, anyone can search for the player of a girl by her profile; registered users can submit players of a girl they wish to add to the database.

StickyDrama has been aware of the site for serveral months, but its complete focus on va-jay-jay doesn’t exactly inspire cocksuckers like us to write. Now, with almost 700 pages of young girls’ players among hardcore porn ads, the terrifying reach of this prurient collection deserves a place among StickyDrama’s assortment of online horrors.

http://www.webcamcaps.com/webcams

Pedophiles on Stickam? That’s so two weeks ago. Now the biggest threat to underage users comes from other underage users. Watch yet another “fair and balanced” FOX report on Stickam:

For our part, StickyDrama deplores how many young girls have come to us, distraught that some hacker had threatened to destroy her if she wouldn’t “go private” with him. Thank goodness there’s at least one faggot hacker who goes around demanding dick pics from cute str8 boys. Diversity matters, even in cyberbullying.