Chris Crocker often accuses StickyDrama of manipulating the truth in order to create drama, instead of objectively reporting it.  So to eliminate any appearance of bias in his recent dispute with Johnny Boy, we’re letting each cocksucker explain the story in his own words:

For those readers whose heads spin in this whirlwind of faggotry, StickyDrama will provide the Cliff notes.  Crocker let slip it that he considers Johnny Boy a more rotund “carbon copy” of him.  Johnny Boy, in retaliation, called Crocker a “pedophile” for flashing his asshole in the presence of a minor.

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EVERYONE remembers one of the greatest moments of Stickam Drama History! When SpamGod and Tara Manson spent time on a silly night trash talking Audrey Kitching. Everything was perfectly fine, UNTIL AUDREY KNOCKED AT LUSHS’ DOOR! *it gives me chills to relive the moment*

Since that night Tara decided that she would no longer use her stickam account. UNTIL TODAY!

Is Tara starting to realize, like everyone else, that supporting Matthew Lush and his stupid catty faggot decisions is a big mistake and a waste of time? Let’s hope so. But until then, welcome back Tara!

Tara Manson
Audrey Kitching
Lying hypocritical faggot spamgod

Love,
Anthony Vanity

Some interesting drama blossomed in the trenches of Mydrama today.  A two week old contemptuous conversation between hottie Laura Paige and stickam insider Stevie Ryan finally surfaced in an afternoon post.  In the conversation, Stevie Ryan threatens the life of the 18 year old Laura Paige over her contacting Adam Paranoia via Stickam. She was obviously joking about murdering a human (we assume), but her tone in her response surprised many.

The post has sparked fiery debate in the comments. Team Laura and Team Stevie are duking it out.  Things were normal until Stickam employee Adam Paranoia supposedly entered the drama with two seemingly authentic consecutive comments defending his internet queen:

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Most notable is a clause at the end of 25 year old Adam’s first comment which suggests he would use his authority at Stickam against Laura’s efforts for more notoriety.  A backlash of comments followed directed toward Adam for his uncanny input.  Mysteriously his Stickam profile went offline today.  None of this above truly matters the least — what really matters of course is the question posited by God: who is hotter?

http://stickam.com/laurapaige

http://www.stickam.com/profile/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

Center For Lollatology <3

UPDATE:  Jeffree forwarded menacing text messages from Trace Cyrus—Hanna’s “famous boyfriend who does drugs and ignores her all the time”—to Perez Hilton, who promptly posted them on his mainstream celebrity blog.  Although Trace does not threaten to kill Jeffree, he does suggest he’ll “kick [Jeffree's] ass.”

According to Perez, “Jeffree tells us he plans on contacting the authorities.”

Jeffree Star was one seriously pissed off faggot this morning, and he posted away a bulletin like only a seriously pissed off faggot can. What set him off: Miss Hanna Beth removed all her Myspace photos in which he was depicted.

Our readers will notice our markings in red, highlighting their grammatical mistakes. Stay in school, kids!

Solecisms aside, StickyDrama cannot help for once having sympathy for Jeffree, assuming his allegations are correct. (We could not verify whether Hanna had removed the photos, since her profile is set to private.) In her own bulletin response, she claims she removed “a few photos” out of concern for her “public image.” Bitch, please—it’s the new millennium. Refusing to be seen with a gay celebrity—even a nasty untalented pink one like Jeffree—is insulting. And if he was indeed a true friend to Hanna, her actions seem all the more loathsome. Jeffree’s anger (although perhaps not his airing of Hanna’s dirty laundry) is justified.

Unless Jeffree was shaking his putrid tranny cock at the camera, pure and simple homophobia is what drove her to remove those images. We hope her gay fans abandon her in droves.

http://www.stickam.com/misshannabeth

http://www.stickam.com/jeffreestar

Online drama collided with reality this past Saturday, when Jeffree Star had Kiki Kannibal removed from the Orland nightclub The Social, second-to-last stop on the talentless singer’s “Jeffree Star Will Steal Your Man Tour.” Chris Lambert first brought word of the incident to our attention: On his Stickam account are photos taken that night in which Chris appears with both Kiki and Jeffree.

When apprised of Chris’s story, StickyDrama went to the root of all drama herself. Kiki confirmed both the pictures and story as genuine; she even referred us to a YouTube video explaining what went down from the perspective of Kiki’s friend Eddie, who had accompanied her, paid for her ticket, and is in desperate need of some Nivea eye cream.

Kiki and Eddie claim they were not even there to see Jeffree, but rather another performer. In point of fact Kiki and Jeffree never met; the Terrible Miss E, one of Jeffree’s female minions, did the faggot’s dirtywork for him. As Kiki was minding her own business, Miss E appeared and accused Kiki of having emailed Jeffree death threats prior to the show. Club security stood idly by as Jeffree’s management then escorted Kiki and Eddie from the building.

Our cheap-ass readerhip will no doubt be outraged to know that neither Kiki’s nor Eiddie’s ticket was refunded.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

Since the release of his raunchy cybersex video, spamgod Matthew Lush has been keeping a low profile. Audrey Kitching, not so.

The pink bombshell went Live today with Roxy and the lovable suckable Adam Paranoia. Most of what came out of her mouth was the usual pointless banter … however the drama-meter hit a huge spike when she called Lush a “pedophile.”

While the statement was obviously made in jest, StickyDrama is curious as to the reason behind this intense dislike the two e-famous but really worthless Entertainers have for each other. Apparently the source of the bad blood would be Roxy’s co-hosting with Audrey—Lush is bitter that his former co-host is now on another show, and is attacking Audrey out of spite.

But did Lush call Audrey a square-pussied pink whore? Did she call him a lying hypocritical faggot? These are the morsels that make our mouth water; these are the details we want to know.

http://www.stickam.com/lyinghypocriticalfaggot

http://www.stickam.com/squarepussiedpinkwhore

When will Amor Hilton learn that Myspace is not the proper means to communicate private matters? Never, we hope.

Her latest Myspace message to cause John Hock headaches is an extremely pissy warning to the statutory rapist’s longtime flirt Chelsea Lynn. Apparently Amor is finally confronting Hock’s underlying attraction for Lynn which forms the basis for their relationship. Now, Lynn and Hock claim to be nothing more than friends; but if their relationship is platonic, why is Amor demanding that Chelsea not “interfear [sic] in my relationship” with her fianc? and father of her sure-to-be miserable child?

Chelsea forwarded StickyDrama the following Myspace message Amor had sent her:

StickyDrama has for our part also heard the rumors surrounding the perceived interest Hock and Lynn have for each other. While at the moment we do not have concrete proof of an overtly sexual attraction, we have on many occasions remarked the flowery words of praise the two scene kids have for each other. And let’s face it, nobody on Stickam is that nice.

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

http://www.stickam.com/chelsea_lynn

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

Woe, a thousand times woe unto StickyDrama, for we were not present during what has been hailed as nothing less than the best fight ever witnessed on Stickam.

StickyDrama was present yesterday as Tara Mason was Live at the residence of spamgod and occasional on-cam jerk-offer Matthew Lush. Apparently after Tara had kicked us for the peccadillo of streaming our non-explicit Lush GIF, the two started trash-talking Audrey Kitching, who as fate would have it must have been listening to them from someplace nearby. The bitch actually showed up at Lush’s door to confront him!

As Lush and Audrey went at it, Tara brought her laptop to the door so that her viewers could witness the fight. StickyDrama regrets being unable to quote any of the juicy morsels exchanged; all we have been told is that Audrey confronted Lush with what he had said, and he denied having said it, the lying pussy faggot.

Anyone who screen-recorded the confrontation, or is even able to recollect the exchanges between Lush and Audrey, is urged to contact StickyDrama.

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

http://www.stickam.com/audreykitching

http://www.stickam.com/taramason

Brandy Suicide, whom no one could accuse of having too many friends, last night had an online catfight with none other than the Queen of Mean, the Quick-to-Kick, and the Most Hated user on Stickam as voted by StickyDrama readers, Kiki Kannibal.

The drama exploded when Brandy called Kiki’s cellphone as she was the host of Kayvon Zand’s LIve, in contravention to Stickam TOS but apparently with Kayvon’s approval. As the two young ladies exchanged pleasantries, Brandy’s aesthetically challenged gal pals KATIESTAR and ScarahTerror! passed around Kiki’s cellphone number via PMs to several people.

Kiki was soon hit by a barrage of calls, during all of which her call waiting signal beeped incessantly. It did not take long for drama instigators to tell Kiki that her new number had been leaked by Brandy. Kiki’s reaction was swift and furious: “I’m gonna report that fat bitch to Andy … and I’ll get her banned.” Brandy shook off the threat, adding in a cavalier tone that she has already been banned 7 times.

The evil delight of listening to Kiki’s venomous insults drew several gossip-loving faggots into the room, including spamgod Matthew Lush and unemployed transexual Anthony Vanity, neither of whom seemed offended by Kiki’s frequent declaration “I hate faggots.” Kiki expressed bewilderment and confusion that a human being could give birth to something as ugly as Brandy; Brandy for her part made several interesting assertions regarding the cleanliness of Kiki’s vagina. Towards the end the two appeared to reach a rapprochement when Kiki wished to see Brandy stand up and dance on cam in order to “see her fat lard,” a request in which Brandy acquiesced.

StickyDrama began recording as soon as we noticed that Brandy was on the phone with Kiki. When we began, Kiki’s cam was black for a minute, and StickyDrama was recording only Kiki’s audio; Kiki was at that time on the phone with Brandy on loudspeaker. After the call ended, we recorded the audio and video of both girls. The video file is large, and might require several minutes to download depending on your internet connection.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kayvon

http://www.stickam.com/profile/brandy45205

http://www.stickam.com/profile/scarahfiend

http://www.stickam.com/profile/katiestarrrrr