21 Apr |
MTV’s Bam Margera a Drunken Disgracein MTV, celebrites irl, meltdowns, n00dz |
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Browsing in celebrites irl
Early this morning Bam Margera, professional skateboarder known for his role in Jackass and its spinoff Viva La Bam, exposed his genitals, expressed his dislike for “frat boys,” and enjoined very young (probably underage) girls to “stick your fingers up your pussy.”
StickyDrama was sipping on nice glass of red Bordeaux, preparing for bed, when suddenly all hell broke loose. Junior was the first among many Stickam users to send us links to Will Powers’ room (whoever the fuck he is) where we were told Bam was flashing his manhood, corrupting minors and generally making a drunken ass out of himself. While we were not present during the actual whipping out of his goodies, we thankfully were sent screencaps which are posted in our n00dz section. We did however screen-record theenough of his rants to demonstrate what an utter disgrace the TV star had become.
It was apparent that neither Bam nor Will had any idea how to operate their Live, that they could kick and moderate viewers; and soon their chat became an unintelligible mess of spam. Eventually he flirted with and modded Chelsea Lynn, who got rid of the spammers. But who cares? Go see his cock.
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Danny Bonaduce, a washed-out child actor from the 1970s who played Danny Partridge on the sitcom The Partridge Family, goes LIve today on Stickam at 2pm PST.
Danny made the imprudent decision to bare his teeny wienie during the 2007 Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco. Perez Hilton first posted the yucky photo, which we have posted in our n00dz section.
StickyDrama would never suggest that our readers spam Danny’s Live with his n00dz. That would just be rude.
Danny Noriega has lately been at the top of Stickam’s esoteric rankings, and in mainstream headlines as well. But earlier this weekend it was his classy mother who stole the show.
OHNOTHEYDIDN’T posted her Myspace pics along with her own captions and disturbing profile message: “I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I’M LIKE A MOTHER LION…YOU FUCK WITH MY CUBS AND I’LL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU.” StickyDrama could not resist re-posting a few of the most flattering photos here.
Her Myspace is private but apparently authentic.
On his blog Perez Hilton yesterday posted a video in which he asks his readers to donate to Autism Speaks, an organization promoting awareness of autism.
Interesting. In an interview for the 2007 Sundance Film Festival, which is still posted on Sundance’s Stickam account, Perez jokingly referred to an autistic person as a “retard.”
StickyDrama, while vicious in our critiques, takes care not to make hurtful statements against large groups of people, even in jest. (OK, maybe statutory rapists.) A celebrity of Perez’s stature should be even more guarded of his statements, lest they come back to haunt him.
StickyDrama has been watching less television over the past months, as the intrigue of online drama has inexorably drawn us into the lives of drug addicts, camwhores and other faggots. It took one of our readers to bring to our attention the fact that a current American Idol contestant is on Stickam. Paula Abdul’s god-awful “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” clunks away on Danny Noriega’s Stickam profile, a testimony to his faggotry.
Ian Vuitton and Audiowh0regasm had in jest requested that Danny mention TMTH (”too much to handle”) while on cam—real broadcast cam, not webcams. To their surprise, he did it, during an interview on AI.
UPDATE: Danny was eliminated in the March 6 episode of American Idol, which we were unable to report while our server was down. Our readers might enjoy watching him cry.
So it is that as of now there is no longer any American Idol contestant on Stickam.http://www.stickam.com/dannynoriega
http://www.stickam.com/profile/ianvhttp://www.stickam.com/audiogasm
Much online brouhaha was recently made of Jeffree Star’s photo with Miley Cyrus. StickyDrama did a little research, and has decided that if Miley were our 15-year-old daughter, we would have serious objections to the company she keeps.
Jeffree was a gentleman and covered his cutting scars for a celebrity of her caliber since, as cheesy as she is, she’s still lightyears ahead of some no-talent pink faggot. Fortunately Jamesstownn!!! sent StickyDrama close-up proof of his inner pain.
