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Guess who’s wiener may soon be widely seen across the Internetz?

Pictured above is the titillating Isaiah Garnica and he has found himself in a sticky situation.  While Stickam favorite Chris Crocker has been duking it out in his fag fight with Johnny Boy, one of his side scuffles has been with Isaiah.

The vendetta reportedly stems back to arguments over scrumptious model Nick Snider.  Isaiah is also said to be bitter about the time when he was drunk and live on Stickam — Crocker scurried his fans into the Isaiah’s room to successfully convince him to chop off all his hair.  There are more elements to the story but drama can be lethal in high doses.

What matters now is that Crocker is in possession of Isaiah’s n00dz on his sidekick and is threatening to release them should Isaiah violate Crocker’s terms.  Crocker has the ability to have them spammed internet wide in a faggot-frenzied New York minute and Isaiah is now treading lightly.

On Isaiah’s Myspace, an elegant looking Crocker calmly issues his demands:

If it means anything Chris, make him grovel please.  Make him do it live on cam, and record it.  Then still proceed to spam his n00dz.  I believe that would be the Crocker thing to do.  Some just have to learn the hard way that you just dont fuck with Chris Crocker:

Chris Crocker / Isaiah Garnica / Nick Snider

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According to Johnny Boy, yesterday the website misschriscroker.com had been hacked and the image below replaced the home page. All content was erased. When I had the chance to check on it for myself, the site looked just fine. HOWEVER, JohnnyBoy is a good friend and sent me the image. **thanks darling <3**

We do not like to post personal information, so the fake backstabbing pedophile’s number has been blurred.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

Love,
Anthony Vanity

Chris Crocker often accuses StickyDrama of manipulating the truth in order to create drama, instead of objectively reporting it.  So to eliminate any appearance of bias in his recent dispute with Johnny Boy, we’re letting each cocksucker explain the story in his own words:

For those readers whose heads spin in this whirlwind of faggotry, StickyDrama will provide the Cliff notes.  Crocker let slip it that he considers Johnny Boy a more rotund “carbon copy” of him.  Johnny Boy, in retaliation, called Crocker a “pedophile” for flashing his asshole in the presence of a minor.

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http://www.stickam.com/itsjohnnyboy

Most times when Chris Crocker is on cam now a days its not a very pretty site.  Its been particularly hard to watch lately with him being sick — And still feeling it necessary to go on cam in this condition.  Like in livelavalive’s room the other night where there was a torrent of tissues and coughing.  Mitchell even paused to tell him to go take some medicine and get a good nights sleep.  But even when he isn’t sick, we’ve had to witness some pretty gross behavior.

He is often looking tattered like he was just given a hardcore, hometown Tennessee fuckin’.  We don’t know who was more scary on Halloween — Crocker or Bisante.  Bisante whipped out his mask and made our boner go limp for life.  We like the Halloween spirit but christ on a cracker!

Anyways.  With Crocker’s recent song release one would think he would use a bit more tact in his appearances on Stickam — image wise.  Not that Crocker’s image is about impressing people.  Sometimes it is purposefully the opposite.  But one could argue that even for Crocker, parading around Stickam looking as gross as possible is objectively a bad decision.  That is, if he was eyeing anymore of a career than something strictly online.

I followed Crocker long before his 15, and I fear that the Crocker I loved has been irrevocably destroyed.  Nothing against the new Crocker, by all accounts he is still a very kind and loving person.  Id be happy seeing Crocker do well, he represents the great moral fiber I want to see elevated in our society.  Crocker has a great show on Stickam and I love seeing him around and live — but not in such train wreck fashion.  Thats all.  Get well Chris.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

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From the outset, StickyDrama knew that studpuppy Dennis Hegstad and asshole-flashing has-been Chris Crocker were never really dating. Dennis had assured us that it was all a publicity stunt.

But out of that dirty lie, some beautifully genuine drama sprouted. A week into their phony online romance, Crocker & Dennis met irl at Regina’s. The blonde tranny, whom witnesses described as “drunk,” tried to kiss the str8 cutie; Dennis refused and walked away. While he didn’t mind hugging for a picture, kissing a nasty cocksucker like Crocker was too much for his stomach to handle. Thereupon—and this detail was confirmed by Frankie Donjae and Tyler Wade, who were also present—thereupon, Crocker began yelling that Dennis was a “closet case” and that his girlfriend (who was also present) was a “bitch!”

Dennis and his girlfriend were highly offended and left immediately, as the humiliated Crocker was stewing in his tranny juices. Later, Dennis noticed that he had been removed from Crocker’s Top 8 on Myspace. Of the faggot’s behavior Dennis remarked:

Oh, and Crocker—ever rubbed Vaseline on Dennis’s body?  StickyDrama has. It was wonderful.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

It happened.  We acknowledge it, but don’t want to dwell on it.

Let us pray that this abomination is merely alcohol-induced idiocy, and not an harbinger of the Apocalypse.

Jeffree Star and Chris Crocker have now been spreading the word that they are dating. Atrocities such as this tend to occur when talentless e-whores feel they’re on the 14th minute of their 15 minutes of fame.

Take two disgusting faggots, neither of whom can sing, act, dance, write, paint or do other than be disgusting faggots. Watch the stupidity of the online herd make them insanely popular for no good reason. Allow their novelty to expire so that they feel themselves fading away into the irrelevance whence they came—and what do we get? A recipe for lame publicity stunts that only confirm their waning celebrity.

Seriously—and this also applies to another e-famous couple who have apparently reconciled and announced their engagement—if a relationship is genuine, why the need to publicize it? Why shamelessly draw so much attention to intimate moments and communications, which everyone knows should be kept private?

Jeffree & Crocker … Hock & whatever he’s sticking his dick into now … when will they just do pop culture a favor and OD ?

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

http://youtube.com/itschriscrocker