We’ve seen his cock.  We’ve seen his T&A (taint & ass).  We may now see the blind, swift sword of justice looming over Corey Pattakos head, threatening to strike.  As happens all too often, light-hearted tomfoolery becomes a legal mess.

The events take us to Phoenix, AZ, the original stompin’ grounds of Pattakos and Stickam outcast John Hock.  In the days before Hock’s face was one big contraceptive, both Pattakos and Hock were influential figures in the Phoenix ‘scene‘ and were arguably founders to this scene.  A scene which by most accounts has deteriorated from a well organized orgy of drugs and teen sex, into a now cancerous remnant of teens scattered in cold, damp basements.  Hock jetted off to LA to get busy suckin cock and Pattakos got busy with other things. Namely drugs, drugs and more drugs.

Back in February 2008 Pattakos made a call to friend Shanna telling her that his girlfriend Alex had broken up with him and that he was hoping she could come and hang out with him because things were rough.  Shanna went to hang out with Corey and together they got drunk and coked up.  Corey had the great idea to get some ‘myspace pictures’ in the bathroom.  The two coked up hotties not only took pictures but also decided to get their fuck on in that very bathroom.

While Corey was goin to town on her pussy he went the extra mile and recorded a clip.  Corey left more than his share of positive ID in the video, as was his intention.  The video quickly made its way around at the hands of Corey undoubtedly becoming quite the party favor.  This video materialized into a post in the n00dz when it was anonymously sent to Sticky by Corey.  The only problem for Corey is that Shanna claims to be 16 in the video, something which she is apparently able to prove.  And lucky for her no rape kits needed with a video like this.

Shanna, like most, did not envision herself splashed online in Corey’s amateur porno.  Shanna was hearing as early as the next day about the video.  On top of this she finds out that Corey never in fact was split from Alex at all.  Was this surprising that the great Pattakos would lie to a girl?  No.  By this time Corey had garnered himself a reputation of being a sleazy cokehead willing to do anything to score.  He stole cash and a gas card from his then girlfriend Alex and operated a lil gas for coke operation.  One of Corey’s past best friends Chonga Ivy also witnessed Corey’s slimy side when she found proof it was he and a friend who had broken into and stolen from her house.  Shanna went to both Alex and Chonga explaining what happened and that Corey had cheated.

So now Corey the Clepto-Cokehead finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation.  According to Arizona State law, Shanna has up to 7 years to enjoy holding Pattakos testicles in her vice grip.  This non-violent class-6 felony of statutory rape could put Pattakos behind bars for up to 1 year. The real trouble are all the legal implications that could come with possessing and disseminating what is legally defined as ‘child pornography’ which would start at 10 years.  Groundwork for such a case has already long been lain but as to whether final initialization will take place is yet to be determined and is largely up to Shanna.

The statutory aspects of the case are similar to what happened with the very public case of Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge.  Much the same except Corey was in fact 19 whereas with Adridge there was confusion as to whether he was 18 or 19 years old (And Aldridge didn’t recklessly spread video evidence).

“If [Aldridge] is 18, no crime has been committed.  If he is 19, however, Aldridge could be charged with a felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile.”

Things haven’t been fine and dandy for Shanna.  She is admittedly no angel and in our opinion Corey may have lucked-out that it was Shanna.  She swears that she didn’t know he was recording.  Not only did Shanna suffer the very public exposure as Pattakos’ fuck buddy but even more recently she went through yet another interesting episode.  The hottie was offered $1,500.00 USD for a private cam show which she agreed to do.  In a cruel and lullzy twist, she received her $1,500.00…… in monopoly money.

• Pattakos:  http://www.stickam.com/coreypattakoss / Myspace
• Hock: http://stickam.com/johnathonhock
• Shanna:  http://www.stickam.com/lollipopppp
• Chonga Ivy:  http://www.stickam.com/chongaivy
• Alex: http://www.stickam.com/ohyesss
• Center For Lollatology <3

What’s scene uber-cutie Corey Pattakos been up to lately?  Whoring himself on MTV!

The creamy delight, who is the object of every Stickam faggot’s lust, has created a profile on MTV’s Next or Not—which, by the way, seems riddled with bugs.  Try to scroll down his profile pic for a glance at his bulge and leave a naughty comment … either their code is shit, or their censors are unusually clever.  StickyDrama couldn’t tell Corey how badly we want to nibble his taint.

Corey you’re fucking adorable … but the plural of “lady” is “ladies.”

http://www.nextornot.com/cpattakos

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni

A curious mix of Stickam users met in Hey0oxjon’s Live last night, and some good old dirt was dug up.

Jon had invited his current e-squeeze Kiki Kannibal, transexual immigrant Anthony Vanity, yummy Corey Pattakos, the rapist and his victim Danielle Alexandria for an all-out drama session. Other troublemakers included Mikeyy, NathanAmazing, Ownage Pranks and of course StickyDrama.

StickyDrama screen-recorded Jon’s entire Live, sat back, and let the hate begin. Many old feuds as well as old photos were aired out; and several entertainers’ n00dz were streamed out of spite:
CLICK THE IMAGE TO VIEW IN FULL RESOLUTION:

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/jonh4x

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

http://www.stickam.com/ibback

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni

http://www.stickam.com/anthonyvanity

http://www.mikeyy.com/

http://www.stickam.com/ownagepranks

Dicks across the country rose in unison as Corey Pattakos described the circumstances leading to his recent incarceration.

The creamy-complexioned Corey, who along with half of Florida has been inside Kiki Kannibal’s vagina, was no doubt the object of many inmates’ lust during his stay; and the question everyone wants to know is whether his asshole left prison dime-sized or silver-dollar sized.

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni