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In late November, we posted an article with a simple critique about Lil Miss Paige.  We pointed out that she may have let go of herself a bit while nurturing her newly founded business.  She followed through with a video response which was posted on her profile.  She admits in the video that she doesn’t ‘give a fuck’ affirming our critique.  She lays it on pretty thick claiming posts like that are contributing to things like the recent webcast suicide that had happened a few days before her post was published.

We are pure as the wind-driven snow… and contributing to no such thing as webcam suicides.  How dare she?!  If anything, we are fighting to distract those who would have self destructive thoughts!  We deserve a fucking Nobel peace prize bitch!  jk.  But she does look great in the video.  In the interest of fairness and hearing both sides, we thought we would share it.

Oh and Merry Xmas!

http://www.stickam.com/littlemisspaige

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Carb0n is a well known hacker in the Stickam community and has garnered himself a reputation which many of his persuasion could envy.  Carb0n seems to be the only one who can put his computer where his mouth is yet he manages to stay modest in a room full of power hungry, phony brats.  (jk guys…relax)  Yet who would have thought the Carb0n could fall prey to Identity theft?!  That seems to be what happened for a short period of time.  Well, more like the Walt Disney version of Identity theft.

Ryan Rohypnol [Montgomery] made it a practice to claim that he was Carb0n.  It started with mere words and bragging, then became a screen shot he manipulated to appear as though it was Carb0n’s screen — yet intentionally left traces of Ryan’s identity.  This would lead any keen eye to believe Ryan was in fact, Carb0n.

This went on for some time until Ryan was confronted about the issue in a chat room by the skeptical interrogator Router.  Ryan was cornered in the conversation when he could not alter a single page on carb0n.org to prove he had any access at all, such as he claimed.  After Router exposed Ryan’s inability in a detailed mydrama post, he then went on to post Ryan’s dox, a post which has since been removed.

These events prompted Carb0n to update his site from its recent grim state to a more lighthearted lulzy look with a touch of semen:

Ryan informed the CFL as to his reasons for doing this and we’ll let you be the judge:

[23:38] ryan****: There was a reason for it all
[23:38] lolatyou54321: Well give me your side of the story.
[23:38] ryan****: and i dont think i deserve to be bashed for it
[23:38] ryan****: well it was just a real coverup for another handle i go by…
[23:39] ryan****: which can not be mentioned
[23:39] ryan****: and if everyone thought i was carb0n
[23:39] ryan****: they would not think i was XXXXX <—- anon
[23:39] ryan****: But then it got out of hand
[23:39] ryan****: rofl

In Ryan’s defense he has been known to raise hell on Stickam and other sites.  Being that Ryan is so young he is well on his way to being a ballzy hacker.  However using other’s ‘hacker-cred’ is not the way to do it.

P.S. - Ryan, apologies may be emailed to i_am@carb0n.org.

http://carb0n.org/

http://www.stickam.com/lolw0tz

http://stickam.com/elektrikshawk

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Many will recall the famous and infamous original Stickam Man-boy, Dougie (Skatapunk15).  Dougie was ruthlessly molester’d by a series of mydrama posts which exposed him as being a fake pretending to be a young angelic boy.  During these attacks on Dougie, the issue of an individual named ‘Crazykid1‘ was raised.  Crazykid1 was an older man who was always a mod for Dougie’s live and who’s purpose in the room was to protect Dougie from Pervs and Pedos.  Crazykid is now Kevin01.  Kevin01 is 38 year old Kevin William Wehlau.  Kevin enjoys frequenting Stickam and apparently sees himself as catnip for the boys.  He has been banned many times but like he says on his profile, hes back, and he even gives Stickydrama a lil shout out:

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“IM BACK BETCHES AND IM NOT GOING NOWHERE SO POST ALL YOU WANT, YOUR JUST MAKING ME POPULAR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MY TRUE FRIENDS DONT CARE ABOUT YOU OR STICKYDRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Nothing wrong with the fact Kevin likes Stickam of course.   Nothing wrong except the rooms he chooses to present himself have caused many Stickamers to become disturbed.  Rooms such as this 16 year old, again in which he was modded:

His public presence in these rooms prompted some Stickamers to begin digging into Kevin’s past.  Something Kevin likely did not want.  According to Florida State public record, Kevin was imprisoned from 1991 to 1998 for two counts of Indecent Assault on a child under 16.  Crimes he committed earlier in 1988 & 1989.  As to what exactly these offenses were, there are a few possibilities.

This raises questions about Stickam policy.  In the summer of 2007, Myspace deleted and banned 29,000 sex offenders from their database.  This is a task that sounds almost impossible — to track down and positively identify every account of sexual offenders.  But in the case of Kevin, another swift ban would come as no surprise.

http://www.stickam.com/justinmorgan01 [backup]

Other profile:  http://www.stickam.com/skatingcrazy

Center For Lollatology <3

Holy Shit someone call Nancy Grace.

Lil 13 year old Marina didn’t know any better then to go recklessly [mastur] batin around the tubes of the interwebz.  Seems she decided to get naked with the wrong people and she got herself recorded.  Most obviously this is highly illegal for such a recording to have been made and exist.  Nevertheless it was passed around online and the video got into the hands of someone who was willing to attempt a blackmail on Marina, trying to get her to do more batin on cam.

Marina recorded her AIM conversations with her blackmailer and posted the videos on her Stickam profile.  The videos were promptly removed, but watching the interactions between her and her blackmailer was an interesting thing to witness.

Blackmailing online is not uncommon at all as many well know from personal experience.  In this case Marina gets her father involved who contacts the police.  In the second video — around 31:00 min into it — the audio begins in which you hear Marina crying helplessly as her blackmailer displays how much personal information he knows about her including who her friends are and information about her parents.  In the video she writes that she is 13, but later in a private conversation she claimed that she was 15 — who knows.  We were going to edit the videos but we opted to leave them in their original state.

[Vid 1: 10:34 / Vid 2: 43:57]

[EDIT:  VIDEOS REMOVED]

After this traumatizing episode, little cute Marina is now, days later, comfortably back batin on Stickam like with 17 year old hottie Talon (who is rumored to have a fantastically huge penis).  Perhaps one day we’ll be able to post Marina’s n00dz when she is legal.  lulz.

http://www.stickam.com/marinaaxo [backup]

Center For Lollatology <3

Some interesting drama blossomed in the trenches of Mydrama today.  A two week old contemptuous conversation between hottie Laura Paige and stickam insider Stevie Ryan finally surfaced in an afternoon post.  In the conversation, Stevie Ryan threatens the life of the 18 year old Laura Paige over her contacting Adam Paranoia via Stickam. She was obviously joking about murdering a human (we assume), but her tone in her response surprised many.

The post has sparked fiery debate in the comments. Team Laura and Team Stevie are duking it out.  Things were normal until Stickam employee Adam Paranoia supposedly entered the drama with two seemingly authentic consecutive comments defending his internet queen:

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Most notable is a clause at the end of 25 year old Adam’s first comment which suggests he would use his authority at Stickam against Laura’s efforts for more notoriety.  A backlash of comments followed directed toward Adam for his uncanny input.  Mysteriously his Stickam profile went offline today.  None of this above truly matters the least — what really matters of course is the question posited by God: who is hotter?

http://stickam.com/laurapaige

http://www.stickam.com/profile/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

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The 19-year-old statutory Rapist demonstrated yesterday that he has less maturity than his underage victims.

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Let us be clear: StickyDrama despises Matthew Lush for being an overly-promoted hypocrite who pays his rent by convincing lonely teenagers that he’ll love them if they buy his t-shirts. But we don’t hope that he dies of AIDS and we certainly don’t believe that he’ll burn in hell for being a faggot. StickyDrama is vicious, true; however we criticize words and actions, not inherent identities.

We hope the racist homophobic Rapist continues posting similar ignorant, hateful bulletins, so that he’ll destroy what little popularity he has left.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/rapist

http://www.stickam.com/profile/spamgod