StickyDrama owed Hey0oxjon a few favors, he decided to cash them in all at once.

In return for Jon’s supplying StickyDrama with the bulk of our “DF” n00dz series, we are obliged to post these nauseating pictures of Erika, who will spread open her heavily-trafficked pussy and let Jon flood her guts with hacker venom.  (We’re not kidding—she’s a self-professed “StickyDrama groupie” and is really prostituting herself to be posted here.)

For the record, StickyDrama is only repaying a debt, because we are a faggot of our word.  Furthermore, we find ourselves overcome by an intense loathing for this skank who made such a request, and fully encourage our readers to unleash all their malevolence upon her.

Dumb slut.

http://stickam.com/erikarockstarmofo

http://myspace.com/erikarockstarbamf

You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center for Lollatology <3

Jenny Thompson, self-proclaimed Targé employee extraordinaire and the allegedly retarded offspring of a drug addict mother, made the extremely unwise decision to welcome John Hock into her home. Old news, sure—there will always be dumb stickam sluts hungry for the views attendant on Hock’s popularity.  But StickyDrama deemed it newsworthy that Jenny recently confided to her friend Heidi Lee that Hock might have orally infected her with a sexual disease.

Incredibly, Jenny doesn’t seem to be very concerned. In fact she’s throwing caution into the wind, sharing chapstick (or herpes medication) with the very person who might have infected her:

Not smart.

Evidence of Hock’s promiscuity—and the obvious consequences arising therefrom—is largely anecdotal but nevertheless overwhelming. Many of his personal acquaintances insist he has some type of STD: After he had committed statutory rape against her, Danielle Alexandria claimed that Hock had chlamydia; his former good pals Brookie and Koti Clarke mention crabs, among a few other lulzy tidbits.

Aside from warning Hock’s fans of his sexual health, the above video was Brookie’s response to the psychotic voicemail Hock left her which was posted a few days ago in MyDrama. Hock blamed Brookie for the demise of his relationship with Ericka, a close friend of Brookie; Brookie had alerted Ericka to Hock’s online infidelities.

So to sum things up: If you welcome Hock into your home, he’ll infect you with venereal disease, spam your phone number, cost you hundreds of dollars, harass your friends and kick you in the head. Form a line, girls!

http://www.stickam.com/jennythompson

http://www.stickam.com/johnhock69

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

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Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

What kind of parents whore their teenage daughter on the internet? That question will be the starting point in our case study of Kiki Kannibal’s dysfunctional family, whom we are now free to explore in excruciating detail.

The Kannibals chose not to pursue their copyright infringement claim against StickyDrama in court—where they almost certainly would have lost their case—enabling us again to host images of their trashy bitchy racist daughter. All Kiki media that had been disabled on our blog, as per our post explaining Kannibal’s DMCA complaint, has now been restored.

As for you, Mama and Papa Kannibal:

Initially we were amused to portray your family as harmless white trash with a webcam. Now, in response to your bogus DMCA complaint, we really are going to destroy your reputation. Because the most disturbing truth about Kiki isn’t her prancing around in undies for strangers, or having boys shove writing utensils up their urethras, or even the dead boyfriends. No. Worst of all is the fact that you, her own parents, are dressing your daughter like a porn starlet, tapping into the tawdriest of male fantasies to sell plastic trinkets.

Already, even Stickam itself sanctions skits about the slut you’ve made of your child, as when Stevie Ryan’s Sceney Sceneable asks her mother to help her take n00dz.

But, as StickyDrama shifts the emphasis of our blogging from Kiki’s disgraceful behavior to your virtual prostitution of her, the name Kannibal will become an unmarketable byword for child exploitation.

Readers can best express their outrage by contacting the kiddie-porn-producing Directors of the Kiki Kannibal Corporation, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

After months of frustrating effort, an anonymous angel has finally sent StickyDrama the Holy Grail of internet drama: spamgod Matthew Lush’s jerkoff video.

Oh yes, dear readers. It’s real. Real nasty. And it’s definitely Lush. You see his face. You see his cock. You see his balls. You see his asshole. You see his cumshot. It’s him. Here’s a sneak preview of things to come:

DOWNLOAD THIS GIF FOR YOUR STICKAM & MYSPACE PROFILES!

StickyDrama asks for our readers’ patience, as we prepare the ceremony worthy for an event of this magnitude. The complete, unedited video will be posted soon.

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

So fine, Mama, you don’t think it’s necessary to curtail Kiki Kannibal’s internet usage, or even to monitor it. Granted, she’s already a lost cause.

But what absolutely amazes StickyDrama is that you have Kiki supervising her younger sister Dakota, who claims to be 15 but seems significantly younger. We wonder how many pedophiles have jerked off to this video of the two of them stripping to Britney Spears, recorded on Easter Sunday no less:

StickyDrama understands that no parent can watch one child, let alone two, 24 hours a day 7 days a week. HOWEVER, when millions of people have seen your underage daughter’s goodies, it might be prudent to exercise some caution. Seriously, has anyone on Stickam and Myspace NOT seen Kiki’s privates?

This video was recorded by Just Jeremy while StickyDrama was in Louisiana; that’s his gay-ass voice at the end, although he claims to be str8. Kiki’s e-squeeze Hey0oxjon promptly shut off Jeremy’s internet in revenge. At least chivalry ain’t dead.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/dakotarose

Its been 3 days since SXSW ended, far long enough for promises to be broken and confidences betrayed.

Let us begin with the most obvious target: Audiowh0regasm, with whom Adam Red Pants Paranoia opened an interesting can of worms when he asked “about last night.”

Seems as though the girl who prides herself on her virginity got all her holes well-stimulated while in Austin.

When she wasn’t pole-dancing she was busy sucking face with God-knows-who. And speaking of sucking, every faggot on Stickam wants to know WHAT happened between Dennis Hegstad & Frankie Donjae?

On the subject of faggotry, Adam has been getting awfully close to German nutjob Flula.

Guess we know which one’s the bitch.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/frankiesbetter

http://www.stickam.com/flula

Remember the picture of Kiki Kannibal’s tits, the photo that launched a thousand hateful blogs? Listen to her airhead mother’s hilarious, rambling explanation of the incident. Is the bitch on E?

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kikikannibal