StickyDrama arrived back at JFK the other day, after our week-long narcotically charged orgy in Los Angeles.  This post’s title pretty much sums things up, but if you’d like the detailed version, read on:

Immediately following our arrival at LAX last week, Dennis Hegstad met up with us at the Chamberlain in West Hollywood.  He brought all the essentials for a good time.

Danielle Alexandria was one of our first guests, and she slept in StickyDrama’s own bed without getting raped, not even once.  But the next day she was her old self again, off getting raped at Hey0oxjon’s place.  (”Only vag and mouth,” she later clarified.  Really, kids today have no sense of adventure.)

After a day or two of partying at our hotel, our noses were as bloody and scabby as  the interior of Kiki Kannibal’s vagina.   So we decided to cruise around some of West LA’s nicer spots.  Amor Hilton and Bree made our crew somewhat less faggoty as we smoked a few joints watching the sun set in Pacific Palisades.

At some point—time became meaningless, so your guess is as good as ours—Brandon Kiss drove up to pay us a visit.  He brought along a str8 boy whose ass he and Anthony Vanity put to good use.

He also brought October and Brookie. (You might remember Brookie as being the blonde with the gigantic bazoombas that someone had spammed all over our StickyCam Gallery.)  After a decadent brunch at Barney’s in Beverly Hills our crew drove over to Malibu where we admired the marvelously preserved 2,000-year-old Greek and Roman cocks at the Getty Villa.

Exhausted by our hour-long cockgazing expedition, we went back to West Hollywood to crash.  Somehow StickyDrama ended up in bed with October and Amor.  You’d think that between both of you-know-who’s ex-girlfriends we would have woken up covered in crab-lice and herpes.  But we’re happy to report it’s been several days and so far no outbreaks.

We had been partying pretty hard by this point, and decided it was time to slow things down and relax.  We enjoyed a very nice dinner at Dusty’s Bistro with Pretty Nicki, Frankie Donjae, and even a Stickam employee or two.  We didn’t take any pictures that night, but we do have cap of a certain someone’s pussy that we might as well include for shits & giggles.

StickyDrama’s last day in City of Angels and Porn was spent downtown in LA’s financial district, where we were most definitely one of the few legal citizens strolling the streets.  We had made an appointment to tour a penthouse for sale at the art deco Eastern Columbia building on 9th & Broadway.

From the rooftop terrace StickyDrama enjoyed unobstructed views of the US Bank Tower, where our secret gay lover Mr. Stevie Ryan goes to work everyday.

In the end, we decided we could never live in downtown LA.  It’s a miserable piece of shit.  And anyway the coke was done.  So, back to Manhattan we went.  Before even departing from LAX, though, our hearts pined anew for our beloved Adam; and as a token of our undying faggotry, we decided our banner would be nothing but Mr. Ryan’s face for a whole fucking month.

Kisses, sweetheart!

It did not escape StickyDrama’s attention that Gage Arthur sucked face with Jeffree Star.

However we were loath to post the video, lest we give credence to the ridiculous assumption that every worthless creature touched by Jeffree’s lips turns into an e-celeb.

Loath to post, that is, until we learned that Gage is presently shacking up with Stickam’s most infamous statutory rape victim, Danielle Alexandria.

Gage is 18, and Danielle is 15; any hanky-panky between the two is a no-no under California law, where the age of consent is 18. Interesting that Danielle bought Gage’s plane ticket to Orange County, California, where he is crashing at Brandon Kiss’s pad along with October Hallow, Frankie Donjae, the extremely suckable Dennis Hegstad and Dennis’s girlfriend who can remain nameless and drop dead of AIDS for all we care.

No word on whether Gage has pulled a Hock and banged some underage vag, but d00d! StickyDrama wouldn’t pay to fly a boy across the freakin country unless we were getting cock out of it. Would you?

http://www.stickam.com/gazbo

http://www.stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

Few things in this life are certain. Heartache. Death. Taxes. And the acrimonious exchanges sure to follow in the aftermath of John Hock’s breakup with Amor Hilton. Yes, dear readers: Two weeks after Amor announced her miscarriage, the most talked-about online couple have finally, officially, and to our delight publicly, called it quits.

Regarding the infidelity to which Amor alludes, Ev0 helped shed some light on the matter by hacking into the iChat logs of Hock’s previous statutory rape victim Danielle Alexandria. In the steamy convos, Hock not only admits to cheating on Amor but declares his desire to do so again.

Because the logs are somewhat lengthy in their entirety, we ask our readers to view them in this downloadable PDF.

Some readers might recall Hock’s Myspace caption listing JohnHockisbone as his only screen name. StickyDrama does acknowledge the existence of some anecdotal evidence that the screen name itsjohnhockkkk is used partially or entirely by an unknown person. Nevertheless, after several days of research we feel confident that Danielle’s convos are authentic. Danielle *has* had Hock’s penis inside her vagina, and for this reason we are inclined to believe she could tell the difference between the real John Hock and an impostor.

http://myspace.com/johnhockftw

http://myspace.com/amorhilton

http://stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

A curious mix of Stickam users met in Hey0oxjon’s Live last night, and some good old dirt was dug up.

Jon had invited his current e-squeeze Kiki Kannibal, transexual immigrant Anthony Vanity, yummy Corey Pattakos, the rapist and his victim Danielle Alexandria for an all-out drama session. Other troublemakers included Mikeyy, NathanAmazing, Ownage Pranks and of course StickyDrama.

StickyDrama screen-recorded Jon’s entire Live, sat back, and let the hate begin. Many old feuds as well as old photos were aired out; and several entertainers’ n00dz were streamed out of spite:
CLICK THE IMAGE TO VIEW IN FULL RESOLUTION:

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/jonh4x

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

http://www.stickam.com/ibback

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni

http://www.stickam.com/anthonyvanity

http://www.mikeyy.com/

http://www.stickam.com/ownagepranks

StickyDrama NEVER thought we’d write this, but Kiki Kannibal actually has some good advice for all girls on Stickam: STAY AWAY FROM HOCK, DON’T LET HIS SCABIES-INFESTED ASS SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH.

Both Danielle Alexandria and Hock’s current cum-hole Amor Hilton were in Kiki’s room as she dished out the words of wisdom. When Kiki Kannibal is trying to set you straight, you know your life must be pretty fucked up.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/profile/daniellealexandria_

http://www.stickam.com/profile/amornicholaihilton

Yet another online outrage transpired on Stickam’s sleaze-packed servers tonight: John Hock committed statutory rape while on-cam.

Hock had sex with 14-year-old Danielle Alexandria while on Wezlanator’s account, at Juma Junkie’s residence in Los Angeles. Hock and Danielle began their tryst on a couch in view of the camera, then moved off-cam and finished in an adjacent room. Everything was consensual but that is irrelevant in the eyes of the law.

In jest, Hock pulls out a very real-looking gun and demands that Danielle “blow” him. Maybe now Stickam will finally ban his lame ass.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/profile/daniellealexandria_

http://www.stickam.com/profile/wezlanator

http://www.stickam.com/profile/jumajunkiee