22 Jul |
“Jimmy the Stalker” OWNTin OWNT, death threats |
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Browsing in death threats
Jimmy The Stalker, an infamous Myspace and Stickam perv who stalked and harrassed countless girls and boys, was royally ownt by BreathTakingTony.
Though he went by many usernames, such as Jimmy Suicide, Jimmy Incinerate, Jimmy Vicious and Jimmy Breakcore, he earned the sobriquet “Jimmy The Stalker” due to his obsessive and threatening personality. Jimmy used fake names and pictures to gain his victims’ trust, and once close enough he would ask for their cellphone numbers or aims. After a brief period of false friendship, Jimmy would ask for nudes; if the girls refused, he exploded in a terrifying rage and threatened to kill their families, rape them, or kill them. He is said to have coerced a 15-year-old girl into sex in a park using such tactics, of which one of his victims (who wishes to remain anonymous) sent a convo:
A glance at Jimmy’s own photos indicates that he had difficulty finding love.
Months and years of this harassment befell hundreds of girls, until one day Jimmy showed up in StickyDrama’s chatroom, PMing serveral male and female users for nudes in threatening language. Then Jimmy demanded n00dz from Tony’s girlfriend Swayyy. Furious, that night Tony sent Jimmy’s computer a “rat,” which allows remote connection to an infected computer—enabling Tony to use Jimmy’s computer as his own, and giving him access to Jimmy’s treasure chest of n00dz. Tony collected over 4,000 nude images of random camwhores and uglies from Jimmy’s hard drive, which he then deleted. Then, to make the ownage official, Tony defaced almost all the douchebag’s Myspace and Stickam profiles.
JIMMY’S HACKED ACCOUNTS:
http://www.myspace.com/jgsuicide
http://www.stickam.com/jgsuicide
http://www.stickam.com/incinerateheart
http://www.myspace.com/jimmysuicidal
http://www.stickam.com/incinerateheart
http://www.stickam.com/jimmybreakcore
As word got around, many of Jimmy’s victims came forward to thank Tony, who eventually had around 300 such thank you. Stickam was less enthousiastic though, and banned Tony’s account for hacking. Tony, who had already lost his main account weeks ago for dancing in booty shorts, didn’t mind and promptly made another. Re-add, faggots.
http://www.stickam.com/breathtakingtony2
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As certain well-connected faggots and blondes are aware, StickyDrama left the civilized confines of Manhattan last week, and took a trip to Miami—a vacation arranged long before our dispute with Kiki Kannibal’s mother. However, while there we could not resist snapping a few pictures of Aventura Mall, where her now-deceased statutory rapist plummeted to his death last year.
Our readers will recall that Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, leapt from a parking garage in order to avoid arrest for “lewd and lascivious battery on a minor.” Much speculation remains as to who alerted the police to his presence at the mall.
Meanwhile, as we sweltering in the hideous Art Deco swamp whence Kiki came, the lovely Stevie Ryan duked it out cholita style with the Kannibals, both Kiki and Mama. At the time, both Stevie and Kiki were on the front page—Stevie was actually featured.
StickyDrama was sent the screen-recording by a reader; in our vacation condo we did not have the necessary software, and sincerely regret not having been able to record the on-cam Jerry Springer performance Mama Kannibal must have given. Let us hope she fills our comments with whatever we missed.
11 Jun |
Mama Kannibal Threatens Kiki’s Ex With Deathin Hey0oxjon, Kiki Kannibal, bonkers, death threats, pranks |
StickyDrama sat down the other day to start writing again—we needed a few days off, crucify us—and felt it was time to check our several non-Stickam accounts.
Much to our chagrin, we discovered that all of the Kiki Kannibal videos in our YouTube account had been removed for Terms of Service violations! Since there was no nudity or anything particularly objectionable in the videos, we suspect that Mama Kannibal contacted Google and insisted the videos be removed. Touché, Mama; thankfully we keep backups of everything, and have replaced all the missing Flash videos as Quicktimes hosted on our own server.
No doubt Mama decided to fight dirty in anticipation of our posting the psychotic voicemails she had left Hey0oxjon, Kiki’s ex who, by the way, has a nice p33n.
In the 3 back-to-back voicemails (Jon’s mailbox cut her off after 2 minutes, and she just couldn’t keep her mouth shut) Mama Kannibal levels several baseless accusations against Jon, namely: that Jon’s name isn’t Jon (it is Jon); that he belongs to a gang of hackers who have been harassing Kiki for 2 years (he’s known her 6 months); and that he charged 2 Dell computers and a UK utility bill to the family’s credit card (he denies this as well).
Most interestingly, she suggests that Jon could “end up dead” like Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, whom the Kannibals “went after.” Our readers will recall that Cespedes leapt to his death from a Miami parking garage in order to evade arrest on charges of statutory rape.
Weeks ago, when it seemed that Malice Millionaire had been instrumental in Miami-Dade police’s apprehension of Danny Cespedes, StickyDrama had withheld these voicemails in hopes that Malice would come forward with her own version of events. However despite our several attempts to contact her, she has thus far not replied to our Stickam and Myspace messages. Probably a wise decision.
Mama Kannibal, meanwhile, was all too happy—and by happy, we mean stupid—to voluntarily create a permanent digital admission of her family’s involvement in the Cespedes affair. Thanks Mama! Where would we be without your Jerry Springer histrionics and atrocious parenting?
Online drama collided with reality this past Saturday, when Jeffree Star had Kiki Kannibal removed from the Orland nightclub The Social, second-to-last stop on the talentless singer’s “Jeffree Star Will Steal Your Man Tour.” Chris Lambert first brought word of the incident to our attention: On his Stickam account are photos taken that night in which Chris appears with both Kiki and Jeffree.
When apprised of Chris’s story, StickyDrama went to the root of all drama herself. Kiki confirmed both the pictures and story as genuine; she even referred us to a YouTube video explaining what went down from the perspective of Kiki’s friend Eddie, who had accompanied her, paid for her ticket, and is in desperate need of some Nivea eye cream.
Kiki and Eddie claim they were not even there to see Jeffree, but rather another performer. In point of fact Kiki and Jeffree never met; the Terrible Miss E, one of Jeffree’s female minions, did the faggot’s dirtywork for him. As Kiki was minding her own business, Miss E appeared and accused Kiki of having emailed Jeffree death threats prior to the show. Club security stood idly by as Jeffree’s management then escorted Kiki and Eddie from the building.
Our cheap-ass readerhip will no doubt be outraged to know that neither Kiki’s nor Eiddie’s ticket was refunded.
http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal
http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar
Kiki Kannibal, the archetypal child who encompasses everything that goes wrong when parents buy their children a computer, will today add another printout onto the mile-high stack of death threats made against her.
In Kayvon’s Live, Brandy Suicide’s friend ScarahTerror! brandished a realistic cap gun and darkly told viewers, “this is what I have for Kiki,” before she and Brandy acted out their disturbing murder fantasy. Brandy, who is 20 years old, plays Kiki, who is 16 years old; when “Kiki” refuses to change her cruel name-calling ways, 21-year-old Scarah shoots her dead.
While we do not condone this type of stunt, StickyDrama eagerly awaits the ballistic on-cam reaction of Kiki’s mother, who last year vowed to report Kiki’s “haters” to the Governor of Florida if they would not end their harassment of her daughter.
http://www.stickam.com/profile/scarahfiend
The feud is back on! Jeffree Star banned Anthony Vanity from his Live Saturday night, and then brandished a rhinestone-covered toy gun and threatened to “shoot [him] in [his] motherfucking head.” After Anthony had been banned and couldn’t defend himself, Jeffree called him “fat,” “ugly” and “poor.”
While it’s unclear whether Jeffree’s actions violated any law or Stickam’s TOS, had Jeffree done the same in real life, Anthony could have legally shot him dead by claiming that the gun looked real. Toy guns have been responsible for dozens of fatal shootings thoughout the years.
In point of fact, Anthony only came into the room because annoying young faggot Arthur Ford was claiming that he had recently trashed Jeffree, which was not the case as Petey Plastic realized:
In the latest Jerry Springer episode of Kiki Kannibal drama, her mother is furious that someone is posting their family’s home address all over Stickam, all over the internet, all over everywhere. Mama Kannibal apparently means business, and swears she’s going to the police, the FBI and *snicker* the governor of Florida. Kiki, in a rare moment of perspicacity, pleads with Mama to calm down, knowing full well that she’s being recorded.
The “piece de resistance” is when Mama Kannibal plops down, on camera, all the death threats Kiki has received throughout the past year. WOW!!! Even Kiki was stunned by the stack of print-outs, which was as thick as the Manhattan Yellow Pages.
Well Mama, it’s good that you’re concerned for you daughter’s safety, but it still hasn’t occurred to you to KEEP HER THE FUCK OFF STICKAM. It’s unwise to allow your 15-year-old daughter to prance around in her underwear in front of God knows who.
