StickyDrama arrived back at JFK the other day, after our week-long narcotically charged orgy in Los Angeles.  This post’s title pretty much sums things up, but if you’d like the detailed version, read on:

Immediately following our arrival at LAX last week, Dennis Hegstad met up with us at the Chamberlain in West Hollywood.  He brought all the essentials for a good time.

Danielle Alexandria was one of our first guests, and she slept in StickyDrama’s own bed without getting raped, not even once.  But the next day she was her old self again, off getting raped at Hey0oxjon’s place.  (”Only vag and mouth,” she later clarified.  Really, kids today have no sense of adventure.)

After a day or two of partying at our hotel, our noses were as bloody and scabby as  the interior of Kiki Kannibal’s vagina.   So we decided to cruise around some of West LA’s nicer spots.  Amor Hilton and Bree made our crew somewhat less faggoty as we smoked a few joints watching the sun set in Pacific Palisades.

At some point—time became meaningless, so your guess is as good as ours—Brandon Kiss drove up to pay us a visit.  He brought along a str8 boy whose ass he and Anthony Vanity put to good use.

He also brought October and Brookie. (You might remember Brookie as being the blonde with the gigantic bazoombas that someone had spammed all over our StickyCam Gallery.)  After a decadent brunch at Barney’s in Beverly Hills our crew drove over to Malibu where we admired the marvelously preserved 2,000-year-old Greek and Roman cocks at the Getty Villa.

Exhausted by our hour-long cockgazing expedition, we went back to West Hollywood to crash.  Somehow StickyDrama ended up in bed with October and Amor.  You’d think that between both of you-know-who’s ex-girlfriends we would have woken up covered in crab-lice and herpes.  But we’re happy to report it’s been several days and so far no outbreaks.

We had been partying pretty hard by this point, and decided it was time to slow things down and relax.  We enjoyed a very nice dinner at Dusty’s Bistro with Pretty Nicki, Frankie Donjae, and even a Stickam employee or two.  We didn’t take any pictures that night, but we do have cap of a certain someone’s pussy that we might as well include for shits & giggles.

StickyDrama’s last day in City of Angels and Porn was spent downtown in LA’s financial district, where we were most definitely one of the few legal citizens strolling the streets.  We had made an appointment to tour a penthouse for sale at the art deco Eastern Columbia building on 9th & Broadway.

From the rooftop terrace StickyDrama enjoyed unobstructed views of the US Bank Tower, where our secret gay lover Mr. Stevie Ryan goes to work everyday.

In the end, we decided we could never live in downtown LA.  It’s a miserable piece of shit.  And anyway the coke was done.  So, back to Manhattan we went.  Before even departing from LAX, though, our hearts pined anew for our beloved Adam; and as a token of our undying faggotry, we decided our banner would be nothing but Mr. Ryan’s face for a whole fucking month.

Kisses, sweetheart!

From the outset, StickyDrama knew that studpuppy Dennis Hegstad and asshole-flashing has-been Chris Crocker were never really dating. Dennis had assured us that it was all a publicity stunt.

But out of that dirty lie, some beautifully genuine drama sprouted. A week into their phony online romance, Crocker & Dennis met irl at Regina’s. The blonde tranny, whom witnesses described as “drunk,” tried to kiss the str8 cutie; Dennis refused and walked away. While he didn’t mind hugging for a picture, kissing a nasty cocksucker like Crocker was too much for his stomach to handle. Thereupon—and this detail was confirmed by Frankie Donjae and Tyler Wade, who were also present—thereupon, Crocker began yelling that Dennis was a “closet case” and that his girlfriend (who was also present) was a “bitch!”

Dennis and his girlfriend were highly offended and left immediately, as the humiliated Crocker was stewing in his tranny juices. Later, Dennis noticed that he had been removed from Crocker’s Top 8 on Myspace. Of the faggot’s behavior Dennis remarked:

Oh, and Crocker—ever rubbed Vaseline on Dennis’s body?  StickyDrama has. It was wonderful.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

That’s right, all you horny cocksuckers! Stickam uber-cutie Dennis Hegstad is now single and needs to get milked. He announced his breakup with some blonde bitch ? la Amor Hilton, in a Myspace bulletin:

Dennis is healing the traditional way, by consuming alcohol until he wakes up in a pile of his own vomit with a bloody asshole. Our readers might recall that the str8 studmuffin becomes rather gay-friendly when intoxicated.

Come cry on our shoulder, Dennis! We’ll make you forget all about whats-her-cunt.

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

Its been 3 days since SXSW ended, far long enough for promises to be broken and confidences betrayed.

Let us begin with the most obvious target: Audiowh0regasm, with whom Adam Red Pants Paranoia opened an interesting can of worms when he asked “about last night.”

Seems as though the girl who prides herself on her virginity got all her holes well-stimulated while in Austin.

When she wasn’t pole-dancing she was busy sucking face with God-knows-who. And speaking of sucking, every faggot on Stickam wants to know WHAT happened between Dennis Hegstad & Frankie Donjae?

On the subject of faggotry, Adam has been getting awfully close to German nutjob Flula.

Guess we know which one’s the bitch.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/frankiesbetter

http://www.stickam.com/flula

Alright not really. But fucking close enough. His blonde cunt of a girlfriend Samantha made the outrageously hot but pathetically pussywhipped Dennis Hegstad delete his Stckam account.

Dennis explained that Samantha didn’t like how much time he was spending online, and the unspeakably evil bitch even objected to his real-life socializing with friends from Stickam; his partying at SXSW was the proverbial straw that broke the whore-camel’s back. So in order to smooth things over with her, Dennis deleted his account, and online faggotry might not ever be as enjoyable again.

In memorial, we here post our favorite images of the delicious boy:

Woe, a thousand times woe unto us faggots, who might never again be treated to the sight of his yummy body, tight undies, and face handsome enough to make us forget about sucking cock for 2 seconds. Why God, why?

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

Stickam Admins have lately begun imposing Victorian morals on users, and StickyDrama thinks it’s fucking ridiculous.

First victim of the crackdown was Juli Hudson, who a few weeks ago lost her 27K account for simulating masturbation of a fake a cock, drawn on cam with a telestrator. It goes without saying that StickyDrama deplores the banning of cock, real or simulated; and we encourage you to add her new account in a show of phallic solidarity.

And—now this makes StickyDrama’s blood boil—tonight, some motherfucking Admin kicked Dennis Hegstad out his Live, for grabbing his balls through his underwear. StickyDrama was enjoying Dennis’s delicious body just before the kick, and our fury at being deprived of his goodies inspired this blog post. Dennis re-enacted the ball-grabbing in Just Jeremy’s Live, so that we could screencap.

If Stickam wants their site to be Disneyland, StickyDrama suggests that they first start by ridding their front page of images promoting racial hatred and violence, THEN tackle harmless naughtiness in users’ Lives.

http://www.stickam.com/julihudson

http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

http://www.stickam.com/jeremy_rooks

http://www.stickam.com/raunchfoxxx

The main perk of running our own blog is having the discretion to report any subject we may desire; and at the present time there is nothing more newsworthy to StickyDrama than than the prospect of being that faggot fortunate enough to eventually lick the delectable anus of Stickam uber-cutie Dennis Hegstad. If you want real news, go read The New York Times.

StickyDrama and a handful of other drugged-up cocksuckers were in Dennis’s Live earlier this week, posing rimming-related questions to the str8 studmuffin who answered inbetween on-cam bongtokes. Dennis even posed our questions to his str8 friends, one of whom avows having an asshole hairy “like a forest.” Dennis was not in his underwear during our interview but this situation was rectified shortly thereafter:

Of interest only to faggots horny enough to have read thus far, Dennis admitted that while he would never lick anyone else’s asshole, if someone were to lick his own asshole then he would prefer that this heavenly task be done by a man.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/dennishegstad