As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

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Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3

With short hair, Tommy Marie is a dead ringer for Stickam’s cutest Jew and biggest attention whore, Elliot Ben.

And if that’s not lulzy enough for you, check out Elliot’s old Myspace profile.

Guess that Jews, like wine, improve with age.

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

http://www.myspace.com/elliotben

http://www.stickam.com/eekrachelmarie

Two-thousand years have passed since the crucifixton of Jesus Christ. Two-thousand years of suffering had to be endured, until the Lord would forgive the Jews for the murder of His only Son. Two-thousand motherfucking years the Jews have waited for the mercy of God to shine on them, and let there be born a cute Jew.

Elliot Ben is that Jew.

Before he became the chart-topping subscription whore familiar to most of Stickam, Elliot was shameless in his efforts to attract more viewers. Especially pedofags. Left and right he would shake that tight little ass, wearing Hello Kitty pajamas to appear even younger than he is.

If Elliot’s ass is half as tight as his wallet—buy a fucking ad, you cheap jew—he’ll make a fantastic bottom.

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

Not one week has passed since Tomy Toolshed announced his so-called “Final Show” on Stickam, and voila: He’s back on Stickam talking shit and asking viewers to subscribe to his show. Same old shit. But Tomy’s behavior deteriorated from immature to downright repulsive when he defiantly admitted on-cam to statutory rape.

Tomy began his so-called comeback by shit-talking his ex-girlfriend Britni and having NathanAmazing DDOS Elliot Ben’s Live (in exchange for showing 16-year-old Nathan his cock). Not very smart, pissing off someone who has your family members’ phone numbers. Britni promptly went into Elliot’s Live and PMed him Tomy’s grandfather’s phone number; the Jew called him. Tomy, who has pranked Elliot’s stepfather, whined that calling family members “crosses the line.” Elliot only called Tomy’s progenitor twice though, and the conversation ended in I-love-you’s as Tomy helplessly watched. Angered that she would thus enable Elliot, Tomy declared he could “keep calling [Britni] all night.”

The feud between Elliot and Tomy is nothing new. But Elliot Ben’s recent gains in the rankings have no doubt been especially irritating to Tomy, whom Elliot has shot past. In fact, Elliot has lately so outperformed Tomy that the latter even tried to convince the Jew to “work together.” Elliot, who yesterday hit #1 in both the StreamRank and Most Subsribed charts, contemptuously declined.

At this point StickyDrama would like to remind our readers that Tomy was leaving Stickam “to make my father proud … so I can hear him say for once, “I’m proud of you Tomy.’” WELL, we would like to know how proud the father would be to hear his son not only admit to the crime of statutory rape against 16-year-old Angelica Applesauce, but defiantly challenge anyone to “prove it” and try to have him arrested. Since she was under 17 years of age at the time but older than 13, and Tomy was legally an adult not more than 5 years older than she, he is guilty of a ?criminal sexual abuse,? a Class A Misdemeanor under Illinois statute 720 ILCS 5/12?15.

Tomy makes the point that he’s a puny boy who couldn’t force anyone to have sex. Therein lies a common misconception among Stickam users: the difference between consensual but statutory rape, and nonconsensual rape involving physical violence. While Tomy did not harm Angelica physically, she was clearly not comfortable with the sex and the experience has scarred her psychologically; a 16-year-old is liable to be manipulated and intimidated by a 20-year-old.

StickyDrama finds it disturbing and offensive that so many Stickam users blame the victim in these situations, choosing to denigrate the younger girl and excuse the older boy’s actions.

http://www.stickam.com/tomytoolshed

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

Paul Nigher, acting on behalf of LiveVideo.com, has been approaching some of Stickam’s most popular Entertainers, offering them incentives to defect to his company’s site.

Mr. Nigher has been “reaching out to some of the top content producers” on Stickam such as Ownage Pranks, Dani Mosh and Anthony Vanity, in hopes to make Live Video a better place than the vapid shithole it presently is. As any Stickam user who has been to the site is well aware, almost no one is Live on LiveVideo; and the few who are rarely have more than a handful of viewers in their poorly designed channels.

Hello Kitty-wearing Jew Elliot Ben was accommodating enough to provide StickyDrama with the series of communications Mr. Nigher had sent him.

CLICK TO READ IN FULL RESOLUTION:

Unimpressed by Mr. NIgher’s promises of “guaranteed promotion” and “other perks,” none of the solicited Stickam users are inclined to grace LiveVideo with presence unless offered some monetary incentive. Frankly, they’d be foolish to waste their time on such a dead site like LiveVideo, and outright stupid to consider leaving Stickam.

StickyDrama is curious what will become of Paul’s Stickam account, now that Admins are no doubt aware of his activities.

http://www.stickam.com/paulnigh

http://www.livevideo.com

It is rare for StickyDrama to issue an apology. But we have recently learned certain details which compel us to do just that.

Several weeks ago, Stickam’s cutest Jewish user Elliot Ben sent StickyDrama a frantic IM. Tomy Toolshed, Elliot wrote, had pranked called Elliot’s stepfather’s cellphone claiming to be Tony Stockert. “Tony” left a rambling, unconvincing voicemail accusing Elliot of exposing his Jewish genitals to other male Stickam users and frequently engaging in homosexual cybersex.

The voicemail was so ridiculous, StickyDrama simply couldn’t believe it was a real prank. We flat out told Elliot that we didn’t believe his story; we instead decided that he & Tomy had planned this stupid little stunt in a shameless attempt for attention. We vowed never again to post about Elliot unless he made out with another boy on cam, as he did when he was high “from drinking a Red Bull.” Either a Jewish or gentile boy would have been acceptable.

Fast-forward to this week. In the aftermath of her breakup with Tomy, Britni sang like a canary, revealing all sorts of dirt about Tomy. When asked about his prank on Elliot, Britni confirmed Elliot’s account and denied that Elliot had contrived to dupe StickyDrama at all.

SO Elliot, we are sorry. Tomy really did prank you. You’re not a shameless pathetic lying Jew after all. For once there was something about you worth posting, other than being a cute closet-case. We ask your forgiveness, and your permission to lovingly suckle your hairless kosher asshole.

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

http://www.stickam.com/tomytoolshed