Guess who’s wiener may soon be widely seen across the Internetz?

Pictured above is the titillating Isaiah Garnica and he has found himself in a sticky situation.  While Stickam favorite Chris Crocker has been duking it out in his fag fight with Johnny Boy, one of his side scuffles has been with Isaiah.

The vendetta reportedly stems back to arguments over scrumptious model Nick Snider.  Isaiah is also said to be bitter about the time when he was drunk and live on Stickam — Crocker scurried his fans into the Isaiah’s room to successfully convince him to chop off all his hair.  There are more elements to the story but drama can be lethal in high doses.

What matters now is that Crocker is in possession of Isaiah’s n00dz on his sidekick and is threatening to release them should Isaiah violate Crocker’s terms.  Crocker has the ability to have them spammed internet wide in a faggot-frenzied New York minute and Isaiah is now treading lightly.

On Isaiah’s Myspace, an elegant looking Crocker calmly issues his demands:

If it means anything Chris, make him grovel please.  Make him do it live on cam, and record it.  Then still proceed to spam his n00dz.  I believe that would be the Crocker thing to do.  Some just have to learn the hard way that you just dont fuck with Chris Crocker:

Chris Crocker / Isaiah Garnica / Nick Snider

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According to Johnny Boy, yesterday the website misschriscroker.com had been hacked and the image below replaced the home page. All content was erased. When I had the chance to check on it for myself, the site looked just fine. HOWEVER, JohnnyBoy is a good friend and sent me the image. **thanks darling <3**

We do not like to post personal information, so the fake backstabbing pedophile’s number has been blurred.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

Love,
Anthony Vanity

Chris Crocker often accuses StickyDrama of manipulating the truth in order to create drama, instead of objectively reporting it.  So to eliminate any appearance of bias in his recent dispute with Johnny Boy, we’re letting each cocksucker explain the story in his own words:

For those readers whose heads spin in this whirlwind of faggotry, StickyDrama will provide the Cliff notes.  Crocker let slip it that he considers Johnny Boy a more rotund “carbon copy” of him.  Johnny Boy, in retaliation, called Crocker a “pedophile” for flashing his asshole in the presence of a minor.

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http://www.stickam.com/itsjohnnyboy

Stevie Ryan’s biggest fan expresses his love.

Seven Oh99
Stevie Ryan

Love,
Anthony Vanity

We figured Hock would be banned from Blog TV in a month, but about approximately 9:00 AM EST today, the news came in.  HOCK IS GONE FROM BLOG TV!

It took the Rapist a week of drunkenness and preaching against Jews and faggots to get himself banned from yet another broadcasting site.

The Rapist replied to the site’s decision the only way he knows how:  with a bulletin, to all his underage girlfriends on Myspace.

Asking people to call Blog TV—as if they give a flying fuck. The number posted in Hock’s bulletin is in fact NOT Blog TV headquarters, but from a Stickam user who lives in Canada, whose parents contacted the local police and pressed charges against the Rapist this morning.  Posting private numbers on Myspace is a violation of their TOS, and we can only hope he gets banned from there also.

Please Hock, if it gets too tough on the streets, and you can’t take losing your “Scene King” crown, make sure to get a hold of a Nokia phone and commit your suicide on Stickam Mobile. Your fans would appreciate it.

What’s next for Hock besides a corner on Hollywood Boulevard and a crack pipe?  Whatever it is, I’m sure we’ll post it here.

We would love to post his link at this spot, but since he has nothing anymore, we’ll link to a generic page.

John Hock

Love,
Anthony Vanity

Sorry, but when I saw the link in one of the comments by Andy Christ. I had no choice but to post this, just to prove a point. 

Brandon, please, you keep making it worst for yourself. But at least I get my daily dose of LULZ from you.

 Andy Christ Myspace

Brandon Hilton - Paris LePore Myspace

Brandon Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

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Brandon”I’m a real model” Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

StickyDrama loves Max, aka The Sociopath Next Door, yet another blond ex-boyfriend of disgraced spamgod Matthew Lush. While ordinarily we would not approve of dating Lush, all is forgiven when you go on a vicious drunken tirade airing all the faggot’s dirty laundry at the top of your lungs, as Max did.

Max has moved on with his life in true Stickam fashion: by taking naughty pictures! At least he did it with some modicum of grace, appearing in the Winter 2008 edition of risqué gay magazine XY.

The slutpuppy’s spread, while not nude, leaves little to the imagination.

Not unlike most of XY’s readership, Lush has a taste for barely-legal blond twinks. One can’t help but notice the similarities between Max and Connor, Lush’s boy of the moment.

They could be brothers—brothers in some incest-themed erotic fiction published by NAMBLA.

http://www.stickam.com/mranonymous87

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

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Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3