Carb0n is a well known hacker in the Stickam community and has garnered himself a reputation which many of his persuasion could envy.  Carb0n seems to be the only one who can put his computer where his mouth is yet he manages to stay modest in a room full of power hungry, phony brats.  (jk guys…relax)  Yet who would have thought the Carb0n could fall prey to Identity theft?!  That seems to be what happened for a short period of time.  Well, more like the Walt Disney version of Identity theft.

Ryan Rohypnol [Montgomery] made it a practice to claim that he was Carb0n.  It started with mere words and bragging, then became a screen shot he manipulated to appear as though it was Carb0n’s screen — yet intentionally left traces of Ryan’s identity.  This would lead any keen eye to believe Ryan was in fact, Carb0n.

This went on for some time until Ryan was confronted about the issue in a chat room by the skeptical interrogator Router.  Ryan was cornered in the conversation when he could not alter a single page on carb0n.org to prove he had any access at all, such as he claimed.  After Router exposed Ryan’s inability in a detailed mydrama post, he then went on to post Ryan’s dox, a post which has since been removed.

These events prompted Carb0n to update his site from its recent grim state to a more lighthearted lulzy look with a touch of semen:

Ryan informed the CFL as to his reasons for doing this and we’ll let you be the judge:

[23:38] ryan****: There was a reason for it all
[23:38] lolatyou54321: Well give me your side of the story.
[23:38] ryan****: and i dont think i deserve to be bashed for it
[23:38] ryan****: well it was just a real coverup for another handle i go by…
[23:39] ryan****: which can not be mentioned
[23:39] ryan****: and if everyone thought i was carb0n
[23:39] ryan****: they would not think i was XXXXX <—- anon
[23:39] ryan****: But then it got out of hand
[23:39] ryan****: rofl

In Ryan’s defense he has been known to raise hell on Stickam and other sites.  Being that Ryan is so young he is well on his way to being a ballzy hacker.  However using other’s ‘hacker-cred’ is not the way to do it.

P.S. - Ryan, apologies may be emailed to i_am@carb0n.org.

http://carb0n.org/

http://www.stickam.com/lolw0tz

http://stickam.com/elektrikshawk

Center for Lollatology <3

Sorry, but when I saw the link in one of the comments by Andy Christ. I had no choice but to post this, just to prove a point. 

Brandon, please, you keep making it worst for yourself. But at least I get my daily dose of LULZ from you.

 Andy Christ Myspace

Brandon Hilton - Paris LePore Myspace

Brandon Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

Previous Article under MY DRAMA section

Brandon”I’m a real model” Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

[PICTURE EDITED]

Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

For StickyDrama, the most tiresome thing on earth is reporting the immature antics of John Hock. Truth be told, nothing would make us happier than seeing the statutory rapist run over by a Weinermobile, or murdered in a meth-induced rage by whatever sugardaddy is sponsoring The John Hock Show. Then we would no longer be obliged to watch his stupidity.

But alas, he remains alive and the stupidity doesn’t end. Today Hock announced, again, that he is single. (He also danced around with a turban made of bubble wrap, and while doing so tripped and hit himself on the head.) Here are a few selected highlights:

StickyDrama readers will recall that Hock and Amor Hilton have broken up before, but reconciled. This breakup, however, seems to be of a more permanent nature: Hock describes how Amor and his roommates teamed up against him, demanded that he move out and punched him in the face. Please Amor, tell us someone was videotaping!

Confirming what a pathetic nobody he is, Hock repeatedly posted news of the breakup in Myspace bulletins, each containing about a dozen Stickam players—his impressive 700 lurkers is probably closer to 50 actual persons. We screen-recorded one of his several bulletins; all the players froze our browser, but we managed to record enough to prove beyond a doubt that Hock has again resorted to this old cheat.

We recommend viewing the YouTube video fullscreen and at high quality, to clearly read Hock’s bulletin; however anyone familiar with Myspace bulletins packed full of Stickam players will instantly recognize what’s going on.  Download the 40 MB full-resolution recording here.

Using one of our alias AIM screen names, StickyDrama notified Stickam Admins of Hock’s player-packed bulletins. (We have partially blurred out the screen names, lest they be bombarded with pointless IMs.) Now that Stickam is aware of what Hock is doing, will they continue to feature him, and thereby condone his cheating? Will they allow all Entertainers to use similar methods to gain more lurkers? How low you must be, AVC employees, when a lecher like StickyDrama lectures you on fairness and ethics!

Anyway enough pontificating, back to the breakup: What was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Information is still trickling in, but rumor has it that Amor is no longer in the mood to have sex since her miscarriage a while back: Although Hock’s p33n is on the small side, he fucks “like a jackhammer” and the sensation is unpleasant. So Amor had acquiesced in Hock’s pounding a replacement vag until hers fully recuperated. The dubious honor fell on October Hallow, a fan with whom Amor herself had been flirting for several weeks. Hock and October had icky breeder-secks; Amor and Octobers engaged in less objectionable clit-sucking.

October confirmed with StickyDrama that she had a 3way with Hock and Amor. While the tryst does not seem, by itself, to have caused the breakup, surely it could not have brought any stability to the at-best rocky relationship. Amor has not yet contacted StickyDrama with her own version of the salacious details—although we certainly hope she will.

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

http://www.stickam.com/octoberhallow

Jeffree Star and Chris Crocker have now been spreading the word that they are dating. Atrocities such as this tend to occur when talentless e-whores feel they’re on the 14th minute of their 15 minutes of fame.

Take two disgusting faggots, neither of whom can sing, act, dance, write, paint or do other than be disgusting faggots. Watch the stupidity of the online herd make them insanely popular for no good reason. Allow their novelty to expire so that they feel themselves fading away into the irrelevance whence they came—and what do we get? A recipe for lame publicity stunts that only confirm their waning celebrity.

Seriously—and this also applies to another e-famous couple who have apparently reconciled and announced their engagement—if a relationship is genuine, why the need to publicize it? Why shamelessly draw so much attention to intimate moments and communications, which everyone knows should be kept private?

Jeffree & Crocker … Hock & whatever he’s sticking his dick into now … when will they just do pop culture a favor and OD ?

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

http://youtube.com/itschriscrocker

Paul Nigher, acting on behalf of LiveVideo.com, has been approaching some of Stickam’s most popular Entertainers, offering them incentives to defect to his company’s site.

Mr. Nigher has been “reaching out to some of the top content producers” on Stickam such as Ownage Pranks, Dani Mosh and Anthony Vanity, in hopes to make Live Video a better place than the vapid shithole it presently is. As any Stickam user who has been to the site is well aware, almost no one is Live on LiveVideo; and the few who are rarely have more than a handful of viewers in their poorly designed channels.

Hello Kitty-wearing Jew Elliot Ben was accommodating enough to provide StickyDrama with the series of communications Mr. Nigher had sent him.

CLICK TO READ IN FULL RESOLUTION:

Unimpressed by Mr. NIgher’s promises of “guaranteed promotion” and “other perks,” none of the solicited Stickam users are inclined to grace LiveVideo with presence unless offered some monetary incentive. Frankly, they’d be foolish to waste their time on such a dead site like LiveVideo, and outright stupid to consider leaving Stickam.

StickyDrama is curious what will become of Paul’s Stickam account, now that Admins are no doubt aware of his activities.

http://www.stickam.com/paulnigh

http://www.livevideo.com

StickyDrama’s bullshit detector went off the charts recently, as we listened to Audiowh0regasm’s unconvincing explanation of how her n00dz were leaked. In Dani Mosh’s LIve, Audio claims she preferred to “sacrifice [her]self to save Matthew’s reptutation.” Gosh Audio, aren’t you Jesus Fucking Christ?

Confirming most of the details in StickyDrama’s account of how her tits were seen by thousands of people, Audio then veered into an unconvincing narrative concerning spamgod Matthew Lush’s jerkoff video. According to Audio, the hacker who had hacked her Sidekick and stolen her n00dz also boasted of having the fabled Lush video; whereupon the noble, selfless, Zen master Audiowho0regasm thought of her dear friend Matthew and said “if I have to show my tits to make sure that other people don’t get in trouble, I would rather do that.”

Riiiiiiiiight. Somehow she rationalizes sending her n00dz out, to prevent Lush’s video from coming out? StickyDrama fails to see any logical connection between the two n00dz.

Apropos the Lush video: StickyDrama understands that even our most loyal readers want us to just post the damn thing already. We want to post the damn thing too, and are doing our best to make his cock, balls, asshole and cumshot available to all the world as soon as possible. For various reasons this might be delayed until April 13th at the latest. Patience, faggots.

http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm

http://www.stickam.com/gaygod

http://www.stickam.com/dani_mosh3

Without Newave, it was painfully obvious to all that Friday’s STC lacked its usual comedic rhythm. While a quick flash of p33n would have been enough to forever engrave the night into the minds of the several hundred faggots jerking off during Adam Paranoia’s solo webcast, his pito remained confined to his trademark red pants and the show was a debacle.

Newave’s mellow presence is usually the perfect counterpoise to Adam’s exuberant outbursts, which this episode seemed to die faster than crab-lice sucking on Daniel Hilton’s AIDS-tainted blood. Adam took recourse in his weekly bag of clips, featuring such highly-respected Stickam users as InstantEulogy.com, a fat kid, Hot Mami, and a half-naked redneck soldier whose cock StickyDrama would probably not object to sucking.

Audrey Kitching was absolutely no help whatsoever, appearing about as coherent as a streetcorner hooker high on crack. Seriously, whose cock did the worthless bitch suck to get that front page banner?

And since when does anyone give a flying fuck about Roxy? Might as well have the gecko co-host while you’re at it.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/streamingthecube

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/newave

http://www.stickam.com/profile/audreykitching

http://www.stickam.com/roxsanity

Despite all its resources financed by DTI, Stickam was unable to webcast the heavily promoted Live Finale of its SXSW Casting Call Friday night.

The finale was supposed to begin at 5pm PST in Streaming the Cube; however STC’s Live couldn’t handle the hundreds of users who had come to watch the event, and the room crashed many times. After about half an hour of on-and-off starts, the room more or less stabilized and the finale proceeded, although the entire event was beset with heavy lag. The chat was nothing but a constant stream of spam for viewers’ preferred finalists, with Audiowh0regam appearing to have the most supporters. Three Stickam Admins (who were next to StickyDrama during the show) ineffectively threatened to ban spammers; even if they made good on their threats, for every one spammer banned, three more seemed to take their place.

Besides chuckling at the extreme difficulty Stickam was experiencing, StickyDrama was more than slightly amused that the Rapist was apparently DDOSed; his internet connection inexplicably dropped several times, and it was almost impossible for him to even speak. Also not to be overlooked was Mikeyy, who was able to snatch a camspot as an undefined user.

Judging by the spam in the finale, and by StickyDrama’s own poll, Audiowh0regasm will emerge the winner. Nevertheless we eagerly await with the rest of Stickam for the results of the voting.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/streamingthecube

http://www.stickam.com/profile/audiogasm