You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center for Lollatology <3

Carb0n is a well known hacker in the Stickam community and has garnered himself a reputation which many of his persuasion could envy.  Carb0n seems to be the only one who can put his computer where his mouth is yet he manages to stay modest in a room full of power hungry, phony brats.  (jk guys…relax)  Yet who would have thought the Carb0n could fall prey to Identity theft?!  That seems to be what happened for a short period of time.  Well, more like the Walt Disney version of Identity theft.

Ryan Rohypnol [Montgomery] made it a practice to claim that he was Carb0n.  It started with mere words and bragging, then became a screen shot he manipulated to appear as though it was Carb0n’s screen — yet intentionally left traces of Ryan’s identity.  This would lead any keen eye to believe Ryan was in fact, Carb0n.

This went on for some time until Ryan was confronted about the issue in a chat room by the skeptical interrogator Router.  Ryan was cornered in the conversation when he could not alter a single page on carb0n.org to prove he had any access at all, such as he claimed.  After Router exposed Ryan’s inability in a detailed mydrama post, he then went on to post Ryan’s dox, a post which has since been removed.

These events prompted Carb0n to update his site from its recent grim state to a more lighthearted lulzy look with a touch of semen:

Ryan informed the CFL as to his reasons for doing this and we’ll let you be the judge:

[23:38] ryan****: There was a reason for it all
[23:38] lolatyou54321: Well give me your side of the story.
[23:38] ryan****: and i dont think i deserve to be bashed for it
[23:38] ryan****: well it was just a real coverup for another handle i go by…
[23:39] ryan****: which can not be mentioned
[23:39] ryan****: and if everyone thought i was carb0n
[23:39] ryan****: they would not think i was XXXXX <—- anon
[23:39] ryan****: But then it got out of hand
[23:39] ryan****: rofl

In Ryan’s defense he has been known to raise hell on Stickam and other sites.  Being that Ryan is so young he is well on his way to being a ballzy hacker.  However using other’s ‘hacker-cred’ is not the way to do it.

P.S. - Ryan, apologies may be emailed to i_am@carb0n.org.

http://carb0n.org/

http://www.stickam.com/lolw0tz

http://stickam.com/elektrikshawk

Center for Lollatology <3

Many will recall the famous and infamous original Stickam Man-boy, Dougie (Skatapunk15).  Dougie was ruthlessly molester’d by a series of mydrama posts which exposed him as being a fake pretending to be a young angelic boy.  During these attacks on Dougie, the issue of an individual named ‘Crazykid1‘ was raised.  Crazykid1 was an older man who was always a mod for Dougie’s live and who’s purpose in the room was to protect Dougie from Pervs and Pedos.  Crazykid is now Kevin01.  Kevin01 is 38 year old Kevin William Wehlau.  Kevin enjoys frequenting Stickam and apparently sees himself as catnip for the boys.  He has been banned many times but like he says on his profile, hes back, and he even gives Stickydrama a lil shout out:

“IM BACK BETCHES AND IM NOT GOING NOWHERE SO POST ALL YOU WANT, YOUR JUST MAKING ME POPULAR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MY TRUE FRIENDS DONT CARE ABOUT YOU OR STICKYDRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Nothing wrong with the fact Kevin likes Stickam of course.   Nothing wrong except the rooms he chooses to present himself have caused many Stickamers to become disturbed.  Rooms such as this 16 year old, again in which he was modded:

His public presence in these rooms prompted some Stickamers to begin digging into Kevin’s past.  Something Kevin likely did not want.  According to Florida State public record, Kevin was imprisoned from 1991 to 1998 for two counts of Indecent Assault on a child under 16.  Crimes he committed earlier in 1988 & 1989.  As to what exactly these offenses were, there are a few possibilities.

This raises questions about Stickam policy.  In the summer of 2007, Myspace deleted and banned 29,000 sex offenders from their database.  This is a task that sounds almost impossible — to track down and positively identify every account of sexual offenders.  But in the case of Kevin, another swift ban would come as no surprise.

http://www.stickam.com/justinmorgan01 [backup]

Other profile:  http://www.stickam.com/skatingcrazy

Center For Lollatology <3

Sorry, but when I saw the link in one of the comments by Andy Christ. I had no choice but to post this, just to prove a point. 

Brandon, please, you keep making it worst for yourself. But at least I get my daily dose of LULZ from you.

 Andy Christ Myspace

Brandon Hilton - Paris LePore Myspace

Brandon Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

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Brandon”I’m a real model” Hilton Myspace

Love,

Anthony Vanity

You shouldn’t believe everything you’re told online.

StickyDrama has become increasingly annoyed by reports of various impostors, claiming to be us and demanding n00dz—almost always girls’ n00dz.

The impostors go around on Stickam and AIM, under various screen names which we will not bother to list here. Suffice it to say, StickyDrama has but one AIM screen name, and it is:

Any other screen name claiming to be us is a fake. Our StickyDrama AIM is set to private, meaning we can be messaged only by users we have added to our buddy list.

We maintain 2 Stickam profiles, http://stickam.com/stickydrama4 (which we use in our chatroom) and http://stickam.com/stickydrama (our “official” profile). Any other profile claiming to be us is likewise a fake.

Furthermore, StickyDrama does not threaten or demand n00dz from anyone—that’s just not our style. We are almost always sent n00dz by bitter ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends; on occasion we screen-record spontaneous naughtiness occurring on Stickam; or we acquire content from porn sites in cases of camwhores such as Tasha Contradiction.

Unfortunately some of our chatroom mods are overzealous and threaten to kick or DDOS guests who do not send them n00dz. We do not condone such methods: If you screen-cap their PMs or kicks and send them to us, we will warn & if necessary de-mod them. StickyDrama mods are instructed to kick for spam and racist language only.

Moreover, why on earth would we be demanding female n00dz? Any regular reader should be well aware that StickyDrama much prefers male n00dz over female n00dz. Whereas we are always eager to find n00dz of popular Entertainers, be they boys or girls, in general we don’t care for random tits or pussies, only random cocks, balls and assholes. Smooth tight assholes.

Oh, and taints too.