In late November, we posted an article with a simple critique about Lil Miss Paige.  We pointed out that she may have let go of herself a bit while nurturing her newly founded business.  She followed through with a video response which was posted on her profile.  She admits in the video that she doesn’t ‘give a fuck’ affirming our critique.  She lays it on pretty thick claiming posts like that are contributing to things like the recent webcast suicide that had happened a few days before her post was published.

We are pure as the wind-driven snow… and contributing to no such thing as webcam suicides.  How dare she?!  If anything, we are fighting to distract those who would have self destructive thoughts!  We deserve a fucking Nobel peace prize bitch!  jk.  But she does look great in the video.  In the interest of fairness and hearing both sides, we thought we would share it.

Oh and Merry Xmas!

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Our small poll of the Mydrama audience in yesterday’s post yielded exactly the results we had both wanted and expected.  Not many people have faith in Matthew Lush maintaining a relationship with his fresh obsession, 16 year old Connor.  As the one and only Anthony Vanity recently said:  Lush may have bit off more than he can chew.

But whats interesting is that people are for the most part expecting Connor to be the one to leave Lush.  We’ve all come to know Lush over the years and one can only imagine trying to form a lasting relationship with that. So would it really surprise anyone if Connor bid Lush farewell?

Its laughable to many how Lush parades around saying they are abstinate.  I suppose he must do that legally.  Other than that we think that it is mainly a veneer he is trying to maintain for his image as a good role model for today’s youth, claiming they will wait till marriage.  This goes well with his role model image that was shattered long ago when the video was released of him busting a nice load of cum all over his tummy.  We didn’t see that as a bad thing though, everyone should be stroking out nice hot loads on cam.

Im sure it is intoxicating and fun at first for Connor being with 20 year old, Cradle robbing Lush.  But when the confetti has all fallen and the champagne runs dry, Connor will find himself sitting in a room, alone, with a still obsessive, eerily skinny, issuefied Lush.  What will he think then?  Time will tell.

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As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

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Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

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(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

This article is not intended for young, dumb, cunts… just some quick analysis based on things heard around Stickam / Stickychat.   If your not going to read it - the point of this is that 1.) Stickam is not dying.  2.) Cranky, Pussy E-celebs have no effect on stickam.  3.)  Not only isn’t it bad, but its good in that it opens the market for new talent.

So Stickam page views are down…

…and many of us have noticed the blah.  Bad economy?  School?  Stickam’s cultural transition from mere fun to utility?  Saturation of live streaming market?  Who knows.  But don’t pass judgment on this all too hastily just yet.  Stickam isn’t going on its way down.  Take a quick look back to last October - and you see there was the same dip in the views:

Considering that Stickam’s main audience is based in the US and largest demographic is youth, the fact that class is in session is likely the direct correlation.

What was most disturbing was assertions that this was all because a toolbag like Lush would leave Stickam.  Like it has had some detrimental result for Stickam.  You can be sure that has nothing to do with it.  Just like Lush’s big fail-plug of plurk etc.  No effect in reality.  So shut the fuck up Lush you cunt.  You have no sway over traffic by having a lot of friends.

In the big picture, like seen above, the live video market is filling up.  (livevideo / justin.tv / ustream / blogtv / camfrog / mogulus / Yahoo Live / Kyte.tv)  Statistically speaking, ‘Streams featured on Stickam’s home page generate more than 40,000 live views each hour of broadcast. Stickam.com has more than 2 million registered users, and receives more than 2.5 million unique monthly visitors and 4.8 million daily page views.’  Those are no small numbers.  And with the new stickam mobile (vs. qik) and pay per live, Stickam only has room for improvement.

Stickam has had steady long term growth and has proven itself to the American audience.  Justin TV has had drastic recent growth.  Just over the last 3 months its up 46%.  But there are also accusations of mass cheating as one site points out:

Not only would that push their site up, but also the fact that they have garnered more of an international audience.  But still, props to Justin.tv for not just being a fad of a fag with a cam.

On top of all this, cranky, pussified, lame-ass e-celebs seem to be systematically appearing less on Stickam.  As a result of this - obviously there is less juice to milk out of these tool bags.  I’ve been so smothered in cock I wasn’t able to give a damn, or even take a breath and notice.  The silence has been quite blissful!  In my opinion its great.

So even though these people think the world of themselves and their name emblazoned t-shirts, in reality, these e-celebs are about as expendable as a cummy condom.  This opens the market up for other talent.  Perhaps more talent to warm our hearts and harden our cocks?  The internet celebrity movement should be incredibly fast paced.  These ‘celebs’ should be flyin through this fame machine with only the truly exceptional moving on to anything further.  But just remember celebs, you arent shit.

After hearing enough crap about all of this, some of these things had to be said.  Anymore thoughts?

So anyhow, happy early Halloween! / Center For Lollatology <3

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