StickyDrama loves saying “told you so.”  It’s right up there with rubbing lotion on Dennis Hegstad.  So it is with great pleasure that we post Kayvon Zand and Amor Hilton’s engagement announcement.

No word yet on a wedding date, but she’s got a ring on her finger and eating the booger off his, so it must be true love.  Wonder what the Zand Klan will look like in the next 9 months?

You heard it here first.

http://stickam.com/kayvon

http://stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

New York City just got a whole lot more scene: Amor Hilton has abandoned the semen-encrusted freeways of Los Angeles for the land of bagels and skyscrapers. AND she’s staying with none other than our good friend Kayvon Zand!

StickyDrama sipped cocktails with the enchanting Scene Queen and her Persian Prince late Friday night near Central Park. We had a wonderful time discussing all things Stickam—and yes, dear readers, more than one candid remark was made concerning Amor’s former romances.

After many scandalous secrets had been revealed and we had all enjoyed a good laugh at a certain somebody’s expense, the three of us parted ways just before dawn. StickyDrama retired to our concrete castle in the sky, and Amor went back to Kayvon’s for a nice camel ride before work.

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

http://www.stickam.com/kayvon

In general, breakups are a veritable cornucopia of drama, n00dz and on-cam mudslinging. Yet Kayvon Zand and Little Miss Paige seem to be the exception that proves the rule: Since their separation neither one has publicly dished dirt on their ex. Thankfully discretion means nothing to Ev0, a hacker who had on their websites—and allegedly on their various holes in a drunken 3-way.

While mostly known for hacking Myspace accounts, from time to time Ev0 terrorizes innocents on Stickam as well. Recently StickyDrama found him Live, telling his viewers all the lubricious details of the fuckfest.

Cocksize and faggotry being topical subjects on StickyDrama, we remark that Ev0 claims to be the better-endowed, and unfortunately that no male assholes were penetrated.

When asked to confirm or deny the story, Kayvon replied with a question: “Who’s Ev0?” After being linked to Ev0’s profile, he just said “I don’t do bestiality.” The shameless self-promoting e-whore then once again reminded us to vote for him in the Vman Ford Models 2008 Model Search.

The characteristically loose Paige was for once tight-lipped. While acknowledging a certain familiarity with both Kayvon and Ev0, she had “no comment” in this particular matter.

http://www.stickam.com/kayvon

http://www.stickam.com/littlemisspaige

http://www.stickam.com/ev0_original

StickyDrama knows not the date on which this photo was taken; were it a hundred thousand centuries ago, its deliciousness would not have diminished.

Seriously, we’ve seen classier hookers stumbling along Hollwood Boulevard at 2am with semen dripping off their face.

http://www.stickam.com/kayvon

http://www.myspace.com/ewraquel

http://www.stickam.com/jeffreestar

Brandy Suicide, whom no one could accuse of having too many friends, last night had an online catfight with none other than the Queen of Mean, the Quick-to-Kick, and the Most Hated user on Stickam as voted by StickyDrama readers, Kiki Kannibal.

The drama exploded when Brandy called Kiki’s cellphone as she was the host of Kayvon Zand’s LIve, in contravention to Stickam TOS but apparently with Kayvon’s approval. As the two young ladies exchanged pleasantries, Brandy’s aesthetically challenged gal pals KATIESTAR and ScarahTerror! passed around Kiki’s cellphone number via PMs to several people.

Kiki was soon hit by a barrage of calls, during all of which her call waiting signal beeped incessantly. It did not take long for drama instigators to tell Kiki that her new number had been leaked by Brandy. Kiki’s reaction was swift and furious: “I’m gonna report that fat bitch to Andy … and I’ll get her banned.” Brandy shook off the threat, adding in a cavalier tone that she has already been banned 7 times.

The evil delight of listening to Kiki’s venomous insults drew several gossip-loving faggots into the room, including spamgod Matthew Lush and unemployed transexual Anthony Vanity, neither of whom seemed offended by Kiki’s frequent declaration “I hate faggots.” Kiki expressed bewilderment and confusion that a human being could give birth to something as ugly as Brandy; Brandy for her part made several interesting assertions regarding the cleanliness of Kiki’s vagina. Towards the end the two appeared to reach a rapprochement when Kiki wished to see Brandy stand up and dance on cam in order to “see her fat lard,” a request in which Brandy acquiesced.

StickyDrama began recording as soon as we noticed that Brandy was on the phone with Kiki. When we began, Kiki’s cam was black for a minute, and StickyDrama was recording only Kiki’s audio; Kiki was at that time on the phone with Brandy on loudspeaker. After the call ended, we recorded the audio and video of both girls. The video file is large, and might require several minutes to download depending on your internet connection.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kayvon

http://www.stickam.com/profile/brandy45205

http://www.stickam.com/profile/scarahfiend

http://www.stickam.com/profile/katiestarrrrr

Kayvon popped into StickyDrama’s chatroom tonight, and we were stunned to see that he had shaved his head completely bald.

StickyDrama couldn’t resist inviting him into our Live for an interview. When asked why on earth he would want his head to be smoother than Corey Pattakos’s nutsack, he responded that he was a great admirer of Sinead O’Connor. He then began lip-synching to her “Nothing Compares To You.”

Okaaaaaaaaayyyyy …

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kayvon

Kiki Kannibal bemoans the posting of her private information online, but she has no qualms doing the same to others.

Here she is captioning the cellphone numbers of Kayvon Zand and Little Miss Paige, inviting her viewers too prank call them. Shame on you, Kiki! Will your mother be mentioning your own actions when she addresses the governor of Florida?

In this clip we’ve matted out the last seven digits of their numbers to protect their priavcy. By the way Stickam Admins, isn’t this a violation of your precious TOS?

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kikikannibal

http://www.stickam.com/profile/kayvon

http://www.stickam.com/profile/littlemisspaige