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Happy Holidays From StickyDramain Anthony Vanity, Bisante, Chris Crocker, John Hock, Kiki Kannibal, lol-cows |
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Browsing in Kiki Kannibal
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Kiki Kannibal and StickyDrama agree on at least one thing: Mama Kannibal is a crazy bitch.
The shit hit the fan in the Kannibal household today, as a tearful Kiki blew up at her mother, accusing the psycho-cunt of sabotaging her relationships. Apparently Mama Kannibal had scared off a 24-year-old suitor whom Kiki had been dating (or e-dating). Mama cited 2 of the boy’s fault’s: telling Kiki she had nice boobs, and not paying for her food.
The video is about 50MB in size. Depending on your internet connection, it might take a few minutes to download.
Kiki was not pleased, to put it mildly. “Look at the guy you married,” Kiki said to her mother as her father was also present. “You need to shut up.” While Kiki muted her LIve in the middle of the argument, she unmuted in time for viewers to enjoy tearful sobs of “it’s not fair.” Kiki then accused her mother of “harassing” all her boyfriends by messaging and lurking them “until they can’t take it anymore.”
Speaking of failed relationships, Tomy Toolshed called Kiki’s cellphone and managed to calm her down. The smoothtalking ladies’ man must have been a snake-charmer in a former life: he bonded with Kiki, who by the end was back to her shamelessly materialistic blonde self. She opened up to Tomy, sharing her dreams of moving to LA, marrying a rich man and having a nice car. Midway through the call, Tomy went on cam in StickyDrama’s chatroom, enabling us to record his end of the phonecall as well.
This would not be the first time Kiki’s mother had stuck her nose in her daughter’s business, with less-than-ideal results. Mama Kannibal is rumored to have reported 19-year-old Danny Cespedes to the police after he broke up with Kiki. Cespedes was killed after he jumped off a parking garage while attempting to run from his arresting officers.
Kiki’s opinion of her mother’s actions: “She fucked up her life, so she wants to live it again through me.”
23 Sep |
Kiki’s Tortured Existencein Kiki Kannibal, lol-cows, vomit, whore |
Kiki certainly has her own unique blend of humor. She was really having a blast with herself in her recent live during her break away from being pimped out by her mother. She spent much time frantically kicking people for posting links to her n00dz and other online anti-Kannibal goodies. For those still not very familiar with the design stealing, over sexualized, clown painted, harlot we have come to grudgingly accept as Kiki Kannibal, then here is a great summary - all from a single live of hers - which helps demonstrate the type of person she is.
Even though we here at Stickydrama relish the utter absence of any notion of morality and the like - rarely would you find us posting about any of the following for the sake of laughs: handicapped people, retarded people, people with down syndrome, obese people, elderly troubled people or those who crashed their car and rolled three times etc. Kiki finds time in her live to tackle all of these areas and then some in her hatefest and still sit and chomp with her open mouth on a big ole’ fat cookie - which many were hoping she would choke on and collapse.
What’s even more laughable was her outright denial of the existence of Stickydrama as people spammed links to stories about her lifting designs for her gaudy, cheap jewelry from bigger, more established designing firms. Do be sure to post some links to sticky in her live plz k thnx.
31 Aug |
Minus the Brainsin Kiki Kannibal, just sayin |
Kiki Kannibal is officially the new Traci Lords.
Kiki’s first n00dz, in which she reveals her breasts—not to be confused with her second n00dz, in which she shows her pussy too—are being used on the commercial porn site Hardcrap.com and God only knows where else.
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StickyDrama has covered Kiki’s tits and blurred out the rest of the sleaze in order to maintain some minimal standard of decency on our Home page.
Needless to say, HardCrap’s use of Kiki’s n00dz is highly illegal under several American laws. Hardcrap is hosted by Techiemedia, a Maryland company.
Kiki’s present situation recalls former-pornstar-turned-B-actress Traci Lords. Ms. Lords made national headlines back in 1986, when the federal government discovered that she had starred in 100 pornographic films before she had even turned 18. Her first porno was produced when she was only 15 or 16 years old—Kiki’s age now.
FYI, Mama Kannibal: You’re a dumb cunt and a bad mother.
What kind of parents whore their teenage daughter on the internet? That question will be the starting point in our case study of Kiki Kannibal’s dysfunctional family, whom we are now free to explore in excruciating detail.
The Kannibals chose not to pursue their copyright infringement claim against StickyDrama in court—where they almost certainly would have lost their case—enabling us again to host images of their trashy bitchy racist daughter. All Kiki media that had been disabled on our blog, as per our post explaining Kannibal’s DMCA complaint, has now been restored.
As for you, Mama and Papa Kannibal:
Initially we were amused to portray your family as harmless white trash with a webcam. Now, in response to your bogus DMCA complaint, we really are going to destroy your reputation. Because the most disturbing truth about Kiki isn’t her prancing around in undies for strangers, or having boys shove writing utensils up their urethras, or even the dead boyfriends. No. Worst of all is the fact that you, her own parents, are dressing your daughter like a porn starlet, tapping into the tawdriest of male fantasies to sell plastic trinkets.
Already, even Stickam itself sanctions skits about the slut you’ve made of your child, as when Stevie Ryan’s Sceney Sceneable asks her mother to help her take n00dz.
But, as StickyDrama shifts the emphasis of our blogging from Kiki’s disgraceful behavior to your virtual prostitution of her, the name Kannibal will become an unmarketable byword for child exploitation.
Readers can best express their outrage by contacting the kiddie-porn-producing Directors of the Kiki Kannibal Corporation, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga.
Long-time Stickam users might remember the story of Ghettosamii, whose death last year sent shockwaves throughout the entire network. But nothing really dies on the Internet—especially n00dz. And so it is that Ghettosamii’s n00dz have come back to haunt us.
The above image was somehow leaked a few days ago, and has been spammed throughout Stickam LIves and chatrooms. Apparently Samii and Ivy, along with at least one other Stickam user, were having some drunk Private fun in August 2007, before Samii’s death in November.
The subjects’ age prevents us from showing certain screencaps. Please do not link the uncensored image in our comments; tinypic links are temporarily being blocked and others will be deleted.
As is our custom when posting n00dz—anyone’s n00dz—we point out that on Samii’s profile she wrote, “No I will not show you anything.”
Samii’s death was reported throughout the mainstream media due to the unusual circumstances surrounding her demise. Samii and 2 friends were driving a golf cart. Apparently Samii (who was at the wheel) did not notice an approaching train, which collided driver-side with the cart. Samii was instantly killed, and at least one of her passengers later died at the hospital.
News of the death spread like wildfire online, and triggered a wide range of “R.I.P.” comments on Samii’s Stickam profile; her Myspace profile is private and comments there are hidden from us. Most Stickam users expressed love and condolences. But a few were less kind, most notably Kiki Kannibal, who coldly suggested that Samii’s death was a publicity stunt.
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Of course, there WERE several news reports of the accident. But Kiki, being her mother’s daughter, just couldn’t keep her damn mouth shut.
Kannibal-bashing aside, the most burning questions remaining are: Who took these caps; and who released them now, so long after her death? StickyDrama has been told that there were no more than 3 or 4 persons present in the private Live—it could have been Samii capping herself! Should that prove to be the case, StickyDrama might die of astonishment. One can die of less.
As certain well-connected faggots and blondes are aware, StickyDrama left the civilized confines of Manhattan last week, and took a trip to Miami—a vacation arranged long before our dispute with Kiki Kannibal’s mother. However, while there we could not resist snapping a few pictures of Aventura Mall, where her now-deceased statutory rapist plummeted to his death last year.
Our readers will recall that Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, leapt from a parking garage in order to avoid arrest for “lewd and lascivious battery on a minor.” Much speculation remains as to who alerted the police to his presence at the mall.
Meanwhile, as we sweltering in the hideous Art Deco swamp whence Kiki came, the lovely Stevie Ryan duked it out cholita style with the Kannibals, both Kiki and Mama. At the time, both Stevie and Kiki were on the front page—Stevie was actually featured.
StickyDrama was sent the screen-recording by a reader; in our vacation condo we did not have the necessary software, and sincerely regret not having been able to record the on-cam Jerry Springer performance Mama Kannibal must have given. Let us hope she fills our comments with whatever we missed.
Danny Cespedes, aka Mr. Myspace, passed away nearly 7 months ago, but the Myspace Murder Mystery refuses to die. Last week the story went from tragic to macabre when Kiki Kannibal’s mother claimed to own certain images of the dead boy.
In an effort to force StickyDrama to remove images of Kiki and Cespedes from our website, Mama Kannibal filed a copyright infringement complaint with our web host, citing the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). Under American law, the photographer owns the copyright to an image, whereas the subject of the image does not. StickyDrama must remove or disable access to Kiki’s likeness on our site for 2 weeks, at which point Mama Kannibal must file a lawsuit or drop her claim—a period known as “acquiescence.”
The temporary result of the complaint is a rather disturbing situation: A significant portion of Cespedes’s remaining online personality belongs to a person who played a role in his death. (The picture of Danny in a coffin was not taken by Mama Kannibal, and hence she has no grounds to demand we remove it.) To lighten the mood, we introduce our readers to the next big e-celeb, Piggy Kannibal:
Our dispute with the Kannibals involves several First Amendment issues: copyright, privacy rights, publicity rights, and fair use. On one hand, Kiki Kannibal is a registered Florida corporation; and although there is no record of a registered Kiki Kannibal trademark in the state of Florida, in America rights usually belong to whoever first uses the trademark in commerce—such as selling shitty fake diamond necklaces. On the other hand, StickyDrama’s criticism and satire of her online behavior clearly fall under “fair use,” especially since Kiki Kannibal is a limited purpose public figure. Cespedes’s right to privacy, under the law, ended with his death.
Assuming Mama Kannibal did not perjure herself when she swore to have taken the photos of Kiki and Cespedes, new questions arise. Questions any reasonable person, in particular a child’s caregiver, should think to ask. Questions such as, if Cespedes was the predatory criminal as he is often described, how he did gain access into the Kannibal family? Why would Mama Kannibal photograph the same smiling boy she would later say raped her daughter, if she did not at least initially approve of their relationship? Shouldn’t she have realized that a 19-year-old boy ought not to date a 14-year-old girl?
In an event, should the dispute go to court, a trial would take place in StickyDrama’s jurisdiction, Manhattan (New York County). The Kannibals would face an uphill battle here, where the New York Court of Appeals ruled that even unauthorized publication of someone’s likeness is “the price every person must be prepared to pay for a society in which information and opinion flow freely.”
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