8 Nov |
Kannibal Family Meltdown: Kiki vs Mamain Kiki Kannibal, breakups, meltdowns |
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Browsing in meltdowns
Kiki Kannibal and StickyDrama agree on at least one thing: Mama Kannibal is a crazy bitch.
The shit hit the fan in the Kannibal household today, as a tearful Kiki blew up at her mother, accusing the psycho-cunt of sabotaging her relationships. Apparently Mama Kannibal had scared off a 24-year-old suitor whom Kiki had been dating (or e-dating). Mama cited 2 of the boy’s fault’s: telling Kiki she had nice boobs, and not paying for her food.
The video is about 50MB in size. Depending on your internet connection, it might take a few minutes to download.
Kiki was not pleased, to put it mildly. “Look at the guy you married,” Kiki said to her mother as her father was also present. “You need to shut up.” While Kiki muted her LIve in the middle of the argument, she unmuted in time for viewers to enjoy tearful sobs of “it’s not fair.” Kiki then accused her mother of “harassing” all her boyfriends by messaging and lurking them “until they can’t take it anymore.”
Speaking of failed relationships, Tomy Toolshed called Kiki’s cellphone and managed to calm her down. The smoothtalking ladies’ man must have been a snake-charmer in a former life: he bonded with Kiki, who by the end was back to her shamelessly materialistic blonde self. She opened up to Tomy, sharing her dreams of moving to LA, marrying a rich man and having a nice car. Midway through the call, Tomy went on cam in StickyDrama’s chatroom, enabling us to record his end of the phonecall as well.
This would not be the first time Kiki’s mother had stuck her nose in her daughter’s business, with less-than-ideal results. Mama Kannibal is rumored to have reported 19-year-old Danny Cespedes to the police after he broke up with Kiki. Cespedes was killed after he jumped off a parking garage while attempting to run from his arresting officers.
Kiki’s opinion of her mother’s actions: “She fucked up her life, so she wants to live it again through me.”
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2 Nov |
Career In The Gutter?in Chris Crocker, Stickam, meltdowns, vomit |
Most times when Chris Crocker is on cam now a days its not a very pretty site. Its been particularly hard to watch lately with him being sick — And still feeling it necessary to go on cam in this condition. Like in livelavalive’s room the other night where there was a torrent of tissues and coughing. Mitchell even paused to tell him to go take some medicine and get a good nights sleep. But even when he isn’t sick, we’ve had to witness some pretty gross behavior.
He is often looking tattered like he was just given a hardcore, hometown Tennessee fuckin’. We don’t know who was more scary on Halloween — Crocker or Bisante. Bisante whipped out his mask and made our boner go limp for life. We like the Halloween spirit but christ on a cracker!
Anyways. With Crocker’s recent song release one would think he would use a bit more tact in his appearances on Stickam — image wise. Not that Crocker’s image is about impressing people. Sometimes it is purposefully the opposite. But one could argue that even for Crocker, parading around Stickam looking as gross as possible is objectively a bad decision. That is, if he was eyeing anymore of a career than something strictly online.
I followed Crocker long before his 15, and I fear that the Crocker I loved has been irrevocably destroyed. Nothing against the new Crocker, by all accounts he is still a very kind and loving person. Id be happy seeing Crocker do well, he represents the great moral fiber I want to see elevated in our society. Crocker has a great show on Stickam and I love seeing him around and live — but not in such train wreck fashion. Thats all. Get well Chris.
Is John Hock a finger-snapping tranny in training?
Word on the Boulevard is that she sucks a mean cock. But lately Miss Hock’s attitude has revealed signs of the megalomania which seems to consume young drag queens.
We quote Hock’s response to Drew Deviation’s suggestion that she shouldn’t attach so much importance to her profile views: “You stupid bitch. I’m fucking bigger and better than anyone on Stickam. [fingersnaps] Don’t you dare fucking say that to me. [fingersnaps again] Because I am the fucking King of Stickam, bitch, so don’t you dare say that to me!”
Oh gurrrl please. We know you’ve had your dalliances with Chris Crocker (who’s prancing around in his underwear at Regina’s pad) and Geoffrey Paris. But please don’t turn 100% queer. Then we’d have to extend some fag camaraderie towards you—and that’s more than we could bear.
21 Jul |
Officially Hit Rock Bottomin John Hock, meltdowns |
John Hock’s viewers (and hecklers) might have noticed his new beauty mark.
The shiner was apparently delivered by Drew Deviation, with whom a very drunk Hock was recently hanging out. At the home of an unknown person, Drew went Live and began recording Hock … but not the fake, shallow braggart who hosts The John Hock Show. No; Drew preserved a rare glimpse at the immature, out-of-control mess that is the real Hock, the Hock that emerges when the webcam is turned off.
Sources close to the subjects describe how later that night, Hock became more violent and lunged at Drew. Drew, in self-defense, threw the bellicose male prostitute into a stove—giving Hock a black eye. In his Live the following evening, Hock claimed to have no memory of those events, appearing shocked and appalled by his disgraceful actions.
Interesting to note that Hock was so intoxicated, he claimed to be 24, then 22, and then again 24 years old. If this is true, then his numerous sex crimes against minors become a more serious matter: Most states consider a larger age discrepancy between victim and assailant to call for a more severe punishment; what would have been a misdemeanor could easily become a felony.
Early this morning Bam Margera, professional skateboarder known for his role in Jackass and its spinoff Viva La Bam, exposed his genitals, expressed his dislike for “frat boys,” and enjoined very young (probably underage) girls to “stick your fingers up your pussy.”
StickyDrama was sipping on nice glass of red Bordeaux, preparing for bed, when suddenly all hell broke loose. Junior was the first among many Stickam users to send us links to Will Powers’ room (whoever the fuck he is) where we were told Bam was flashing his manhood, corrupting minors and generally making a drunken ass out of himself. While we were not present during the actual whipping out of his goodies, we thankfully were sent screencaps which are posted in our n00dz section. We did however screen-record theenough of his rants to demonstrate what an utter disgrace the TV star had become.
It was apparent that neither Bam nor Will had any idea how to operate their Live, that they could kick and moderate viewers; and soon their chat became an unintelligible mess of spam. Eventually he flirted with and modded Chelsea Lynn, who got rid of the spammers. But who cares? Go see his cock.
17 Mar |
Don’t Fuck With This Faggotin Jeffree Star, meltdowns |
StickyDrama was sent a link to a YouTube video in which Jeffree Star gets into some major shit. Apparently after a recent show in Dallas, Texas, some “ugly kid” threw something at Jeffree, who exploded in rage.
Before security intervened, Jeffree notes: “I went up to him and asked what the FUCK his problem was.. he just stood there so I spit in his face and threw a soda IN
his face hahahhaha”
15 Mar |
More Mami Madnessin Hot Mami, meltdowns |
There are many videos of Hot Mami, who recently changed her Stickam display name to Lov3g?dd3ss.
There are god only knows how many videos of her exposing her breasts. There are several videos of her deep-throating a red dildo. There are at least 2 videos of her squirting pussyjuice all over the place and there is a video of her manually guiding her husband’s cock into other woman’s va-jay-jay.
But whereas her erotic videos provided cheap tawdry amusement, StickyDrama recently acquired a recording whose exquisitely raw look into her life is sure to stiffen the cocks of Epicurean cappers who have moved beyond perversion of the flesh, and now only delight in degradation of the soul.
Our readers will be treated to Mami’s 30-minute fight with her husband Von, who lately has noticed that his wife is acting “weird” and “irrational at times,” and he is “scared” that she might “get stuck that way,” which is to say bonkers. Mami, slurring her speech and sounding as coherent as Anna Nicole Smith on a kilo of coke, actually agrees and offers to check herself in to a mental hospital.
Crazy as she sounds, she’s concerned for very rational reasons: Her husband has told her he needs to “travel” (we would too in his shoes) and hasn’t forked over any of the insurance money from the housefire Mami started; Mami wants what she considers her fair share. Specifically, she wants $100,000 upfront in case her husband finds “some hot brunette from Puerto Rico” or even a “stripper” and leaves Mami penniless … as he did to his previous wife whom he dumped for Mami.
These two were just made for each other!
11 Feb |
Lush’s Ex-Boyfriend Tells All; Lush Listens Helplesslyin Matthew Lush, Sticky approval, meltdowns |
It began as an ordinary Sunday night, with StickyDrama enjoying this sight of outrageously hot str8 boyz firing explosive cumshots in Hot Mami’s live. After the last boy had emptied his ballz and we returned to the comfort of our chatroom, a darling angel PMed StickyDrama with an epiphany unparalled since the birth of Christ. The Sociopath Next Door, said our messenger sent from Heaven above, was Live and having an all-out war with none other than spamgod Matthew Lush. StickyDrama immediately shook off the remaining droplets of jizz from Mami’s room and entered the Live.
What we found therein seemed to us nothing less than a celestial sign that StickyDrama is indeed doing God’s will. Sociopath, whose name is Max, turns out to have been an ex-boyfriend of Lush; they dated many moons ago for a period of 3 weeks. Max was very very drunk and dishing out more dirt than is to be found inbetween Daniel Hilton’s teeth. With Lush in the Live pleading for Max not to reveal his secrets, Max told StickyDrama the spamgod’s unremarkable birthname, his unimpressive cock size, and his hypocritical schemes for online fame and fortune. (Lush was in the chat but not on-cam.)
Word of the drama spread like wildfire throughout Stickam. Before long, Anthony Vanity and NathanAmazing joined StickyDrama to form an unholy Trinity of sodomitic evil cackling in delight of the disgraced spamgod’s misfortune. ROFLs and LMAOs peppered Max’s chat, which was otherwise filled with Lush’s pathetic denials that he had ever auto-added friends or used a comment-spamming script (he insisted that he manually adds and comments all his friends). At one point during the fight, StickyDrama had the temerity to announce that we would stream Lush’s nude photos through our cam feed; Lush must have summoned an admin, because immediately one appeared in both Max’s Live and our chatroom. The admin did not kick or ban, but remained present until Max eventually passed out drunk.
We apologize for the low quality of this recording. StickyDrama’s own screencapture software was busy processing a magnificent horsehung stud from Mami’s Live, and so we relied on fellow faggot NathanAmazing to capture Max’s tirade. You must turn your volume all the up to hear his voice; the recording software captured Nathan’s mic input instead of his soundcard’s output, resulting in a muffled static-filled audio.
In the latest Jerry Springer episode of Kiki Kannibal drama, her mother is furious that someone is posting their family’s home address all over Stickam, all over the internet, all over everywhere. Mama Kannibal apparently means business, and swears she’s going to the police, the FBI and *snicker* the governor of Florida. Kiki, in a rare moment of perspicacity, pleads with Mama to calm down, knowing full well that she’s being recorded.
The “piece de resistance” is when Mama Kannibal plops down, on camera, all the death threats Kiki has received throughout the past year. WOW!!! Even Kiki was stunned by the stack of print-outs, which was as thick as the Manhattan Yellow Pages.
Well Mama, it’s good that you’re concerned for you daughter’s safety, but it still hasn’t occurred to you to KEEP HER THE FUCK OFF STICKAM. It’s unwise to allow your 15-year-old daughter to prance around in her underwear in front of God knows who.
