What’s scene uber-cutie Corey Pattakos been up to lately?  Whoring himself on MTV!

The creamy delight, who is the object of every Stickam faggot’s lust, has created a profile on MTV’s Next or Not—which, by the way, seems riddled with bugs.  Try to scroll down his profile pic for a glance at his bulge and leave a naughty comment … either their code is shit, or their censors are unusually clever.  StickyDrama couldn’t tell Corey how badly we want to nibble his taint.

Corey you’re fucking adorable … but the plural of “lady” is “ladies.”

http://www.nextornot.com/cpattakos

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni

Early this morning Bam Margera, professional skateboarder known for his role in Jackass and its spinoff Viva La Bam, exposed his genitals, expressed his dislike for “frat boys,” and enjoined very young (probably underage) girls to “stick your fingers up your pussy.”

StickyDrama was sipping on nice glass of red Bordeaux, preparing for bed, when suddenly all hell broke loose. Junior was the first among many Stickam users to send us links to Will Powers’ room (whoever the fuck he is) where we were told Bam was flashing his manhood, corrupting minors and generally making a drunken ass out of himself. While we were not present during the actual whipping out of his goodies, we thankfully were sent screencaps which are posted in our n00dz section. We did however screen-record theenough of his rants to demonstrate what an utter disgrace the TV star had become.

It was apparent that neither Bam nor Will had any idea how to operate their Live, that they could kick and moderate viewers; and soon their chat became an unintelligible mess of spam. Eventually he flirted with and modded Chelsea Lynn, who got rid of the spammers. But who cares? Go see his cock.

http://www.stickam.com/willp0wers

Naive underage girls encountered an obstacle yesterday when attempting to vote for everybody’s favorite statutory rapist. John Hock’s profile on MTV’s online Paris BFF contest now redirects to Mikeyy’s commecial website, as well as flashing the bold declaration “Mikeyy is God..!”

The rapist is not too upset: Mikeyy’s script auto-votes for Hock just before the re-direct. But MTV might be less understanding. Whereas Mikeyy has not destroyed or defaced any of MTV’s data, the use of such a script on MTV’s site could still be considered copyright infringement, interfering with business activities, and stealing potential ad revenue. Whether or not the rapist had given Mikeyy permission is irrelevant; the site is property of MTV.

To best view the redirect, we suggest playing this video in full-screen:

Profiles with scripts have not survived for long on the BFF site: the ravishing Tiff84 was removed today, after leading the pack with over 200,000 votes.

John Hock sent StickyDrama the following IM yesterday.

Honestly we don’t plan on making such an issue out of it again. We raised holy hell when you raped a 14-year-old on cam, we did our utmost to prevent you from ruining other young girls’ lives, and what happened? You knocked up another minor, her family threw her pregnant ass out of the street, and you’re back to sticking your filthy dick inside your previous rape victim.

So go ahead, win the contest and rape Paris Hilton on live television. We don’t give a flying fuck.

Meanwhile, what on earth is going on with voting?

StickyDrama suspects the unseen hand of Anonymous in the new #1 candidate, whose photos must have been Photoshopped to yield such astounding ugliness. The mysterious group was among the many outraged by Sam Dashefsky’s disqualification. Care for a closer look?

#5 is a real beauty too.

http://parisbff.com/people/rapist

StickyDrama detected the rumbles of online outrage a few days ago, when 24-year-old alleged Paris Hilton stalker and suspected pedophile Sam Dashefsky was disqualified from MTV’s latest unbelievably stupid contest “I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend!”

Sam has made headlines before. He was supposedly featured on a MSNBC report about online predators; the network actually showed a blurred clip of a man closely resembling Dashefsky nude and masturbating.

More recently he reportedly attempted to enter Paris Hilton’s movie premier in Los Angeles for her latest cinematic abortion “The Hottie and the Nottie.” Multiple news sources have detailed that he was not allowed to enter the screening despite claiming to be Paris’ “boyfriend.”

While a handful of Stickam and Myspace attention whores such as Lil Amanda, Israel Hilton, Audiowh0regasm and the Rapist have entered the contest, StickyDrama deplores the unjustified disqualification of Dashefsky, who was winning by a wide margin. If MTV made the voting public, it should abide by the public’s decision. Bring back Sam!

http://www.myspace.com/samdashefsky

http://parisbff.com/people/audiowhoregasm

http://parisbff.com/people/littlelord

http://parisbff.com/people/Israelhilton

http://parisbff.com/people/JohnHock