You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

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Guess who’s wiener may soon be widely seen across the Internetz?

Pictured above is the titillating Isaiah Garnica and he has found himself in a sticky situation.  While Stickam favorite Chris Crocker has been duking it out in his fag fight with Johnny Boy, one of his side scuffles has been with Isaiah.

The vendetta reportedly stems back to arguments over scrumptious model Nick Snider.  Isaiah is also said to be bitter about the time when he was drunk and live on Stickam — Crocker scurried his fans into the Isaiah’s room to successfully convince him to chop off all his hair.  There are more elements to the story but drama can be lethal in high doses.

What matters now is that Crocker is in possession of Isaiah’s n00dz on his sidekick and is threatening to release them should Isaiah violate Crocker’s terms.  Crocker has the ability to have them spammed internet wide in a faggot-frenzied New York minute and Isaiah is now treading lightly.

On Isaiah’s Myspace, an elegant looking Crocker calmly issues his demands:

If it means anything Chris, make him grovel please.  Make him do it live on cam, and record it.  Then still proceed to spam his n00dz.  I believe that would be the Crocker thing to do.  Some just have to learn the hard way that you just dont fuck with Chris Crocker:

Chris Crocker / Isaiah Garnica / Nick Snider

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A federal jury in Los Angeles found Lori Drew guilty of fraud this past Wednesday, raising a variety of questions  about the Terms of Service users agree to when they join online social networking sites.

For our readers who don’t follow the mainstream news, the now-49-year-old Drew posed as a teenage boy who befriended Megan Meier, 13, on Myspace and sent several nice messages to the girl.  But it was all a ploy to harass and humiliate the girl, apparently because Meier had “spread lies” about Drew’s own daughter Sarah.  The “boy” who was in fact Ms. Drew began sending Meier hateful messages, ultimately writing, “The world would be a better place without you.”  Meier, who had a history of depression and attention-deficit disorder, hanged herself shortly after reading that message.

Meier’s suicide, and the subsequent revelation of Drew’s involvement, triggered outrage across the country, and led to an emotionally charged but legally dubious trial in which Mrs. Drew was charged under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.  Ms. Drew was not charged with having anything to do with Megan’s death.

The case was an unprecedented use of federal computer fraud statutes.  While the crime took place in Missouri, prosecutors there chose not to pursue Drew; the trial ended up in federal court in Los Angeles, where Myspace is headquartered.  Most legal experts find the verdict is flawed, since it essentially equates the violation of usage agreements with hacking into a computer.  Drew’s attorney is seeking a new trial.

The implications for Stickam users are obvious, since Stickam is also headquartered in Los Angeles.  Thomas O’Brien, the United States attorney there, prosecuted the case himself, an unusual move which demonstrates his strong feelings in this issue.

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John Hock is getting royally fucked—and we don’t mean when Tom makes him earn his $400/week. The rapist is getting a double-donged ass-pwning from two sides, both Stickam and Myspace.

First thing this morning, StickyDrama found our mailbox glutted with 2 pages of emails (and oodles of screencaps) describing how Hock’s Live had been usurped yesterday during the spamfest he calls a show. Although no tag or credit was streamed by whoever wrested control of Hock’s account, the noble deed bore the signature tactics of Carb0n, who had hitherto focused his attacks on Stickam chatrooms.

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Perhaps Carb0n has realized that attacking popular Entertainers will generate more notoriety. For our part StickyDrama will happily report that Carb0n’s cock measures 2 feet long and squirts sweet gobs of ambrosia from his manly balls, if he repeats yesterday’s stunt on a daily basis. So far, though, no credible individual has contacted StickyDrama to identify himself as Carb0n, or to prove his participation in any of the attacks putatively credited to him.

The attack on Hock’s Live lasted until Admins arrived to de-activate his account. The account had been re-activated when we checked early this morning, apparently with all his friendcount intact.

Now for the second dong up Hock’s butt.

Although Stickam has quite deservedly supplanted Myspace as the center of the scene universe, Stickam’s staff has a disheartening tendency to turn a blind eye to Hock’s behavior. They were slow to reproach his racist humor, and seem uninterested in addressing his mountains of player-packed bulletins.

Thankfully, Myspace affords him no such courtesies. When NathanAmazing alerted a Product Manager at Fox Interactive Media to the obnoxious “Picture Your Prize” bulletins Hock spams every 5 minutes, the company promptly blocked access to Hock’s sugardaddy’s moneymaker, which Myspace compares to head lice.

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It remains unclear whether Hock is aware of Myspace’s actions. He’s still spamming as bad as ever, to this day. (And will someone please tell him the tranny look ain’t happening?)

While the death-blow has yet to be delivered, disrupting the flow of traffic to the “Picture Your Prize” site is the surest way to get Hock’s daddy to pull the plug on his show—and whoever is responsible for THAT will have his name sung and cock sucked by StickyDrama for all eternity. Hint hint!

http://www.stickam.com/spammerprostituterapist

Boys and things going into butts are always high-priority headlines on StickyDrama. So it is we report that Tony and Stace, the young cuties behind the “In The Butt” video, have both made Stickam profiles and are applying for a Featured timeslot on the Front Page.

Tony, who had uploaded the wildly popular video to YouTube, learned of Stickam after being sent a message on Myspace. Impressed by the potential for exposure, Tony recently convinced his friend Stace to join Stickam as well. It was Stace who videotaped his sister’s ownage and screamed repeatedly that she could have been anally raped when she met someone from Myspace.

If these boys are as entertaining as they are suckable, they’ll be huge.

http://www.stickam.com/staceklinger

http://www.stickam.com/tonyd17

Ryan Andrew recently sent StickyDrama an unretouched photo of popular Myspace cutie Alex Evans, who won our first Eye Candy contest.

Quoting Ryan:

“The picture of him unphotoshopped is pretty bad. It’s not horrible, but not as good as the pictures he has up on MySpace. You can see that he uses foundation that’s too dark for his skin, his eyes aren’t as blue in real life, his chin and jawline seem pretty messed up, his eyebrows need a ton of work, etc. I’m sure a lot of obsessed girls would be somewhat surprised if they saw that photo of him, since everyone knows him as the ocean blue eyed pretty boy.”

Granted, Alex isn’t that bad au naturel; and he probably didn’t even know what the fuck StickyDrama is, let alone that he was in our Eye Candy gallery. Nevertheless we are distressed that Photoshop was probably the only reason he managed to beat the naturally suckable Dennis Hegstad—and only by a slight margin.

Dennis, who appears on cam in various degrees of undress and intoxication, was StickyDrama’s favorite to win. We’ll take Dennis “raw” (so to speak) over a retouched Alex anytime.

http://www.myspace.com/asphyxiat3d

Usually Myspace drama is lame—how exciting can a few pissy messages be? But throw in a videocamera and sodomy, and things get pretty damn interesting.

Priceless. Simply priceless. Even the girl’s own mother can’t keep a straight face. Ownage this epic deserves a place on StickyDrama.

And speaking of in the butt, this boy needs to come to Stickam. He’s cute as hell.

http://www.myspace.com/klingerstace

http://www.myspace.com/tonyd17

http://youtube.com/shootinfor2

When will Amor Hilton learn that Myspace is not the proper means to communicate private matters? Never, we hope.

Her latest Myspace message to cause John Hock headaches is an extremely pissy warning to the statutory rapist’s longtime flirt Chelsea Lynn. Apparently Amor is finally confronting Hock’s underlying attraction for Lynn which forms the basis for their relationship. Now, Lynn and Hock claim to be nothing more than friends; but if their relationship is platonic, why is Amor demanding that Chelsea not “interfear [sic] in my relationship” with her fianc? and father of her sure-to-be miserable child?

Chelsea forwarded StickyDrama the following Myspace message Amor had sent her:

StickyDrama has for our part also heard the rumors surrounding the perceived interest Hock and Lynn have for each other. While at the moment we do not have concrete proof of an overtly sexual attraction, we have on many occasions remarked the flowery words of praise the two scene kids have for each other. And let’s face it, nobody on Stickam is that nice.

http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton

http://www.stickam.com/chelsea_lynn

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

Transsexual immigrant and aspiring recording artist Anthony Vanity, who is a mod in StickyDrama’s chatroom, confirmed that his Myspace Music profile was hacked by Mikeyy. At first Mikeyy had stolen Anthony’s URL, which Myspace admins returned; but a week ago the account was deleted, and Anthony has thus far not been able to get it restored.

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Anthony Vanity lives in the New York City borough of Queens along with a couple million other Third World rejects. With over 100,000 fans, Anthony had by far the largest Myspace Music profile of any other person in New York City or State.

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Anthony asked StickyDrama to post that Myspace has not yet responded to his requests to have the account restored. We refused. He offered us his n00dz in exchange for our trouble; we were disgusted. Then he sent us the trove of n00dz he had received from “str8″ tranny-chasing boys.

If you or anyone you know might be able to have Anthony’s account restored, please message Anthony on his new Myspace or Stickam.
http://www.stickam.com/anthonyvanity

http://myspace.com/anthonyvanity (re-add)