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Peen On The Linein Chris Crocker, Myspace, faggots, n00dz, yummy boyz |
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Browsing in n00dz
Guess who’s wiener may soon be widely seen across the Internetz?
Pictured above is the titillating Isaiah Garnica and he has found himself in a sticky situation. While Stickam favorite Chris Crocker has been duking it out in his fag fight with Johnny Boy, one of his side scuffles has been with Isaiah.
The vendetta reportedly stems back to arguments over scrumptious model Nick Snider. Isaiah is also said to be bitter about the time when he was drunk and live on Stickam — Crocker scurried his fans into the Isaiah’s room to successfully convince him to chop off all his hair. There are more elements to the story but drama can be lethal in high doses.
What matters now is that Crocker is in possession of Isaiah’s n00dz on his sidekick and is threatening to release them should Isaiah violate Crocker’s terms. Crocker has the ability to have them spammed internet wide in a faggot-frenzied New York minute and Isaiah is now treading lightly.
On Isaiah’s Myspace, an elegant looking Crocker calmly issues his demands:
If it means anything Chris, make him grovel please. Make him do it live on cam, and record it. Then still proceed to spam his n00dz. I believe that would be the Crocker thing to do. Some just have to learn the hard way that you just dont fuck with Chris Crocker:
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5 Dec |
Oh, YOU Again!in Adam Paranoia, Audiowh0regasm, comebacks, n00dz |
Audiowh0regasm, now a brunette, went Live on Stickam after eons of laying low.
Although Stickam’s official bigmouth has been popping up incognito from time to time, she made it a point not to go LIve on her original, highly visible account. She attributed her prolonged absence from Stickam’s spotlight to all that nasty SXSW drama.
Welcome back, Audio! Bathe in the warm love and support of StickyDrama’s readers.
24 Nov |
The Final Blow…in 'memba them?, John Hock, n00dz |
In a fuzzy daze from repetitive banning, John Hock issued his final concession. While people with jobs were busy sleeping very early Monday morning, John Hock was busy confirming the end of one career and the dawning of a new era of John Hock. A new one which involves a tad less clothing and a dash less annoyance.
22 Nov |
Brandon Hilton n00dzin Brandon Hilton, n00dz |
Holy Shit someone call Nancy Grace.
Lil 13 year old Marina didn’t know any better then to go recklessly [mastur] batin around the tubes of the interwebz. Seems she decided to get naked with the wrong people and she got herself recorded. Most obviously this is highly illegal for such a recording to have been made and exist. Nevertheless it was passed around online and the video got into the hands of someone who was willing to attempt a blackmail on Marina, trying to get her to do more batin on cam.
Marina recorded her AIM conversations with her blackmailer and posted the videos on her Stickam profile. The videos were promptly removed, but watching the interactions between her and her blackmailer was an interesting thing to witness.
Blackmailing online is not uncommon at all as many well know from personal experience. In this case Marina gets her father involved who contacts the police. In the second video — around 31:00 min into it — the audio begins in which you hear Marina crying helplessly as her blackmailer displays how much personal information he knows about her including who her friends are and information about her parents. In the video she writes that she is 13, but later in a private conversation she claimed that she was 15 — who knows. We were going to edit the videos but we opted to leave them in their original state.
[Vid 1: 10:34 / Vid 2: 43:57]
[EDIT: VIDEOS REMOVED]
After this traumatizing episode, little cute Marina is now, days later, comfortably back batin on Stickam like with 17 year old hottie Talon (who is rumored to have a fantastically huge penis). Perhaps one day we’ll be able to post Marina’s n00dz when she is legal. lulz.
We’ve seen his cock. We’ve seen his T&A (taint & ass). We may now see the blind, swift sword of justice looming over Corey Pattakos head, threatening to strike. As happens all too often, light-hearted tomfoolery becomes a legal mess.
The events take us to Phoenix, AZ, the original stompin’ grounds of Pattakos and Stickam outcast John Hock. In the days before Hock’s face was one big contraceptive, both Pattakos and Hock were influential figures in the Phoenix ‘scene‘ and were arguably founders to this scene. A scene which by most accounts has deteriorated from a well organized orgy of drugs and teen sex, into a now cancerous remnant of teens scattered in cold, damp basements. Hock jetted off to LA to get busy suckin cock and Pattakos got busy with other things. Namely drugs, drugs and more drugs.
Back in February 2008 Pattakos made a call to friend Shanna telling her that his girlfriend Alex had broken up with him and that he was hoping she could come and hang out with him because things were rough. Shanna went to hang out with Corey and together they got drunk and coked up. Corey had the great idea to get some ‘myspace pictures’ in the bathroom. The two coked up hotties not only took pictures but also decided to get their fuck on in that very bathroom.
While Corey was goin to town on her pussy he went the extra mile and recorded a clip. Corey left more than his share of positive ID in the video, as was his intention. The video quickly made its way around at the hands of Corey undoubtedly becoming quite the party favor. This video materialized into a post in the n00dz when it was anonymously sent to Sticky by Corey. The only problem for Corey is that Shanna claims to be 16 in the video, something which she is apparently able to prove. And lucky for her no rape kits needed with a video like this.
Shanna, like most, did not envision herself splashed online in Corey’s amateur porno. Shanna was hearing as early as the next day about the video. On top of this she finds out that Corey never in fact was split from Alex at all. Was this surprising that the great Pattakos would lie to a girl? No. By this time Corey had garnered himself a reputation of being a sleazy cokehead willing to do anything to score. He stole cash and a gas card from his then girlfriend Alex and operated a lil gas for coke operation. One of Corey’s past best friends Chonga Ivy also witnessed Corey’s slimy side when she found proof it was he and a friend who had broken into and stolen from her house. Shanna went to both Alex and Chonga explaining what happened and that Corey had cheated.
So now Corey the Clepto-Cokehead finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation. According to Arizona State law, Shanna has up to 7 years to enjoy holding Pattakos testicles in her vice grip. This non-violent class-6 felony of statutory rape could put Pattakos behind bars for up to 1 year. The real trouble are all the legal implications that could come with possessing and disseminating what is legally defined as ‘child pornography’ which would start at 10 years. Groundwork for such a case has already long been lain but as to whether final initialization will take place is yet to be determined and is largely up to Shanna.
The statutory aspects of the case are similar to what happened with the very public case of Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge. Much the same except Corey was in fact 19 whereas with Adridge there was confusion as to whether he was 18 or 19 years old (And Aldridge didn’t recklessly spread video evidence).
“If [Aldridge] is 18, no crime has been committed. If he is 19, however, Aldridge could be charged with a felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile.”
Things haven’t been fine and dandy for Shanna. She is admittedly no angel and in our opinion Corey may have lucked-out that it was Shanna. She swears that she didn’t know he was recording. Not only did Shanna suffer the very public exposure as Pattakos’ fuck buddy but even more recently she went through yet another interesting episode. The hottie was offered $1,500.00 USD for a private cam show which she agreed to do. In a cruel and lullzy twist, she received her $1,500.00…… in monopoly money.
- Pattakos: http://www.stickam.com/coreypattakoss / Myspace
- Hock: http://stickam.com/johnathonhock
- Shanna: http://www.stickam.com/lollipopppp
- Chonga Ivy: http://www.stickam.com/chongaivy
- Alex: http://www.stickam.com/ohyesss
- Center For Lollatology <3
30 Oct |
Monkey see, monkey doin n00dz, yummy boyz |
Its one thing to see Brittany’s big, busty titties…
But another thing seeing monkey boy Bisante imitate them, as only Bisante could do it:
We think what was actually going on here was the pro Skeezy helping Bisante practice posing for that big day when he actually takes some of his own. Gawd bless ya Skeezy.
As of this post, there are 114 days (2756 hours) till Bisante’s 18th Birthday. On that date we will legally be allowed to splash his cack n’ balls in the n00dz section! The question is, will this be happening?
Theres no ‘I’ in ‘n00dz’ people! This is gonna take teamwork!
We are stocking up on champagne and party favors here at the CFL getting ready for the big day. Love him or hate him, the fate of the world & millions of gay oriented cumshots could depend on this.
Kiki Kannibal is officially the new Traci Lords.
Kiki’s first n00dz, in which she reveals her breasts—not to be confused with her second n00dz, in which she shows her pussy too—are being used on the commercial porn site Hardcrap.com and God only knows where else.
CLICK TO VIEW IN FULL RESOLUTION:
StickyDrama has covered Kiki’s tits and blurred out the rest of the sleaze in order to maintain some minimal standard of decency on our Home page.
Needless to say, HardCrap’s use of Kiki’s n00dz is highly illegal under several American laws. Hardcrap is hosted by Techiemedia, a Maryland company.
Kiki’s present situation recalls former-pornstar-turned-B-actress Traci Lords. Ms. Lords made national headlines back in 1986, when the federal government discovered that she had starred in 100 pornographic films before she had even turned 18. Her first porno was produced when she was only 15 or 16 years old—Kiki’s age now.
FYI, Mama Kannibal: You’re a dumb cunt and a bad mother.
Shaynuh Chanel came into StickyDrama’s chatroom tonight bearing the most wonderful news: Someone had uploaded disgraced spamgod Matthew Lush’s jerkoff video to his own Buzznet account!
Who could have had the audacity to pull off such a lulzy stunt?
Your guess is as good as ours.
StickyDrama can be somewhat stubborn.
It would doubtless bring us more traffic if we focused our gossip-mongering on the banal press releases of real celebrities, instead of the outrageous follies of nobodies. For example, we don’t find anything particularly lulzy in the so-called “racy” photos hacked (or should we say leaked) from Miley Cyrus; but we take exquisite delight in Audiowh0regam’s response to whoever Photoshopped her previously released n00dz.
As of this post, the pseudo-n00dz are still linked on her own Myspace profile—below the Stickam gif in her General interests. Meanwhile on her Stickam profile, she has a new song about the latest Miley Cyrus hack. Is Audio the next Weird Al Yankovic?
