StickyDrama arrived back at JFK the other day, after our week-long narcotically charged orgy in Los Angeles.  This post’s title pretty much sums things up, but if you’d like the detailed version, read on:

Immediately following our arrival at LAX last week, Dennis Hegstad met up with us at the Chamberlain in West Hollywood.  He brought all the essentials for a good time.

Danielle Alexandria was one of our first guests, and she slept in StickyDrama’s own bed without getting raped, not even once.  But the next day she was her old self again, off getting raped at Hey0oxjon’s place.  (”Only vag and mouth,” she later clarified.  Really, kids today have no sense of adventure.)

After a day or two of partying at our hotel, our noses were as bloody and scabby as  the interior of Kiki Kannibal’s vagina.   So we decided to cruise around some of West LA’s nicer spots.  Amor Hilton and Bree made our crew somewhat less faggoty as we smoked a few joints watching the sun set in Pacific Palisades.

At some point—time became meaningless, so your guess is as good as ours—Brandon Kiss drove up to pay us a visit.  He brought along a str8 boy whose ass he and Anthony Vanity put to good use.

He also brought October and Brookie. (You might remember Brookie as being the blonde with the gigantic bazoombas that someone had spammed all over our StickyCam Gallery.)  After a decadent brunch at Barney’s in Beverly Hills our crew drove over to Malibu where we admired the marvelously preserved 2,000-year-old Greek and Roman cocks at the Getty Villa.

Exhausted by our hour-long cockgazing expedition, we went back to West Hollywood to crash.  Somehow StickyDrama ended up in bed with October and Amor.  You’d think that between both of you-know-who’s ex-girlfriends we would have woken up covered in crab-lice and herpes.  But we’re happy to report it’s been several days and so far no outbreaks.

We had been partying pretty hard by this point, and decided it was time to slow things down and relax.  We enjoyed a very nice dinner at Dusty’s Bistro with Pretty Nicki, Frankie Donjae, and even a Stickam employee or two.  We didn’t take any pictures that night, but we do have cap of a certain someone’s pussy that we might as well include for shits & giggles.

StickyDrama’s last day in City of Angels and Porn was spent downtown in LA’s financial district, where we were most definitely one of the few legal citizens strolling the streets.  We had made an appointment to tour a penthouse for sale at the art deco Eastern Columbia building on 9th & Broadway.

From the rooftop terrace StickyDrama enjoyed unobstructed views of the US Bank Tower, where our secret gay lover Mr. Stevie Ryan goes to work everyday.

In the end, we decided we could never live in downtown LA.  It’s a miserable piece of shit.  And anyway the coke was done.  So, back to Manhattan we went.  Before even departing from LAX, though, our hearts pined anew for our beloved Adam; and as a token of our undying faggotry, we decided our banner would be nothing but Mr. Ryan’s face for a whole fucking month.

Kisses, sweetheart!

So many comedies and tragedies unfold on Stickam, the site at times seems an amphitheatre for the Digital Age, where thousands come to be amused by the histrionics of their favorite online characters. For months StickyDrama has blogged on the intrigue of the e-famous. But have television writers entered the fray, sanitizing distinctively “sticky dramas” for broadcast cable?

iCarly is a Nickelodeon series revolving around the title character Carly Shay, star of her own webcast produced by her best friends Freddie and Sam—who resemble our own Adam Paranoia and Pretty Nicki. But it’s really NathanAmazing who should sue for the character Nevel Papperman, a shameless Xerox copy of Stickam’s most fearsome faggot.

In the episode “iRue the Day,” Nevel, whose website Nevelocity.com receives five million page views per day, shuts down Carly’s webcast. The hack was an act of revenge: He had earlier confessed to having crush on her, and she told him the feeling wasn’t mutual.

According to StickyDrama’s AIM logs, Nathan plays out the same little drama 2.3 times per week, ever since we started keeping track of the 15-year-old p33n-freak. The plot could have come straight off the pages of StickyDrama, had Nevel demanded that Freddie whip out his cock and eat his own cum. Wouldn’t you agree, Nick?

http://www.stickam.com/ibback

http://www.stickam.com/pretty_nicki

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

Pretty Nicki, the ebulliently blonde friend of spamgod Matthew Lush and the former n0dz, this week treaded were str8 boyz twice her size have durst not go.

Nicki trash-talked a handful of online personalities in her Live, but saved her most spiteful critique for infamous hacker NathanAmazing, quite possibly the wickedest faggot alive whom she said “couldn’t hack his way out of a fucking cardboard box.” Nicki and Nathan have considerable bad blood between each other, starting from when he threatened to have her Stickam account deleted:

Nicki reported Nathans’s threats to Admins who promptly deleted Nathan’s account, a bold move which was mysteriously followed by the de-activation of cellphones belonging to various Stickam employees and their family members. Nathan’s original account remains deleted, although he still uses a secret account to roam Stickam and extort n00dz from str8 boyz incognito.

http://www.stickam.com/pretty_nicki