StickyDrama owed Hey0oxjon a few favors, he decided to cash them in all at once.

In return for Jon’s supplying StickyDrama with the bulk of our “DF” n00dz series, we are obliged to post these nauseating pictures of Erika, who will spread open her heavily-trafficked pussy and let Jon flood her guts with hacker venom.  (We’re not kidding—she’s a self-professed “StickyDrama groupie” and is really prostituting herself to be posted here.)

For the record, StickyDrama is only repaying a debt, because we are a faggot of our word.  Furthermore, we find ourselves overcome by an intense loathing for this skank who made such a request, and fully encourage our readers to unleash all their malevolence upon her.

Dumb slut.

http://stickam.com/erikarockstarmofo

http://myspace.com/erikarockstarbamf

We’ve seen his cock.  We’ve seen his T&A (taint & ass).  We may now see the blind, swift sword of justice looming over Corey Pattakos head, threatening to strike.  As happens all too often, light-hearted tomfoolery becomes a legal mess.

The events take us to Phoenix, AZ, the original stompin’ grounds of Pattakos and Stickam outcast John Hock.  In the days before Hock’s face was one big contraceptive, both Pattakos and Hock were influential figures in the Phoenix ‘scene‘ and were arguably founders to this scene.  A scene which by most accounts has deteriorated from a well organized orgy of drugs and teen sex, into a now cancerous remnant of teens scattered in cold, damp basements.  Hock jetted off to LA to get busy suckin cock and Pattakos got busy with other things. Namely drugs, drugs and more drugs.

Back in February 2008 Pattakos made a call to friend Shanna telling her that his girlfriend Alex had broken up with him and that he was hoping she could come and hang out with him because things were rough.  Shanna went to hang out with Corey and together they got drunk and coked up.  Corey had the great idea to get some ‘myspace pictures’ in the bathroom.  The two coked up hotties not only took pictures but also decided to get their fuck on in that very bathroom.

While Corey was goin to town on her pussy he went the extra mile and recorded a clip.  Corey left more than his share of positive ID in the video, as was his intention.  The video quickly made its way around at the hands of Corey undoubtedly becoming quite the party favor.  This video materialized into a post in the n00dz when it was anonymously sent to Sticky by Corey.  The only problem for Corey is that Shanna claims to be 16 in the video, something which she is apparently able to prove.  And lucky for her no rape kits needed with a video like this.

Shanna, like most, did not envision herself splashed online in Corey’s amateur porno.  Shanna was hearing as early as the next day about the video.  On top of this she finds out that Corey never in fact was split from Alex at all.  Was this surprising that the great Pattakos would lie to a girl?  No.  By this time Corey had garnered himself a reputation of being a sleazy cokehead willing to do anything to score.  He stole cash and a gas card from his then girlfriend Alex and operated a lil gas for coke operation.  One of Corey’s past best friends Chonga Ivy also witnessed Corey’s slimy side when she found proof it was he and a friend who had broken into and stolen from her house.  Shanna went to both Alex and Chonga explaining what happened and that Corey had cheated.

So now Corey the Clepto-Cokehead finds himself in a bit of a sticky situation.  According to Arizona State law, Shanna has up to 7 years to enjoy holding Pattakos testicles in her vice grip.  This non-violent class-6 felony of statutory rape could put Pattakos behind bars for up to 1 year. The real trouble are all the legal implications that could come with possessing and disseminating what is legally defined as ‘child pornography’ which would start at 10 years.  Groundwork for such a case has already long been lain but as to whether final initialization will take place is yet to be determined and is largely up to Shanna.

The statutory aspects of the case are similar to what happened with the very public case of Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge.  Much the same except Corey was in fact 19 whereas with Adridge there was confusion as to whether he was 18 or 19 years old (And Aldridge didn’t recklessly spread video evidence).

“If [Aldridge] is 18, no crime has been committed.  If he is 19, however, Aldridge could be charged with a felony carnal knowledge of a juvenile.”

Things haven’t been fine and dandy for Shanna.  She is admittedly no angel and in our opinion Corey may have lucked-out that it was Shanna.  She swears that she didn’t know he was recording.  Not only did Shanna suffer the very public exposure as Pattakos’ fuck buddy but even more recently she went through yet another interesting episode.  The hottie was offered $1,500.00 USD for a private cam show which she agreed to do.  In a cruel and lullzy twist, she received her $1,500.00…… in monopoly money.

• Pattakos:  http://www.stickam.com/coreypattakoss / Myspace
• Hock: http://stickam.com/johnathonhock
• Shanna:  http://www.stickam.com/lollipopppp
• Chonga Ivy:  http://www.stickam.com/chongaivy
• Alex: http://www.stickam.com/ohyesss
• Center For Lollatology <3

StickyDrama loves Max, aka The Sociopath Next Door, yet another blond ex-boyfriend of disgraced spamgod Matthew Lush. While ordinarily we would not approve of dating Lush, all is forgiven when you go on a vicious drunken tirade airing all the faggot’s dirty laundry at the top of your lungs, as Max did.

Max has moved on with his life in true Stickam fashion: by taking naughty pictures! At least he did it with some modicum of grace, appearing in the Winter 2008 edition of risqué gay magazine XY.

The slutpuppy’s spread, while not nude, leaves little to the imagination.

Not unlike most of XY’s readership, Lush has a taste for barely-legal blond twinks. One can’t help but notice the similarities between Max and Connor, Lush’s boy of the moment.

They could be brothers—brothers in some incest-themed erotic fiction published by NAMBLA.

http://www.stickam.com/mranonymous87

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

[PICTURE EDITED]

Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

When Stickam absolutely, positively has to scare the living piss out of teenagers, they call Gary.

Gary Berzner of the E-Commerce Law Group is Stickam’s general counsel—their lawyer, to put it simply.  It was Gary who sent Mikeyy and Too Live “Cease & Desist” letters, back when the pair was terrorizing users and hacking profiles left and right.

Mr. Berzner issued yet another one of his polite threats, this time to StickyDrama’s pal Psychotic Router. At issue is Stickamsluts.com, a domain Router (as we affectionately call him) bought fair and square.  Gary demanded that Router take down the site and surrender the domain to Stickam.

For those of you unfamiliar with Router, let it suffice to say that he single-handedly compensates for all the wannabe-hacker scriptkiddie wiggers who harass girls on Stickam.  Balancing the scales in the name of faggotry, Router passes his time merrily extorting n00dz out of boys.  Since some readers have a tendency to make quick judgements, they are apt to forget his good side.  We should try to remember that he never extorted n00dz from boys younger than 12 years old, except once, and he deleted that file eventually.  (Stickam has been less understanding, and bans his profiles almost as soon as he makes them.)

Router also has a wonderful sense of humor:  After receiving Gary’s little letter, he redirected Stickamsluts.com—which heretofore was nothing but an image of Kiki Kannibal and an “under construction” sign—to Exshot.com.

Exshot.com is one of the many Adult sites owned by DTI Services. DTI is technically a separate company from AVC, which owns the Stickam trademark; however both DTI and AVC are rumored to be owned by the same Japanese billionaire.

Are the rumors true?  Does an extremely wealthy pornographer own Stickam?  The question has been explored at great length by certain writers, and StickyDrama won’t cite their exhaustive investigations here—today, anyway.  But a simple Business Search on the California Department of State’s website does yield some interesting information.  Both AVC and DTI share the same “Agent for Service of Process,” Charles Dupree.

The voodoo paperwork doesn’t stop there.  Charles Dupree is also the Agent for E-Commerce Law Group, which is located in the US Bank Tower, on the same floor as Stickam.  Gosh, what are the odds of that!  Such a  coincidence is almost as lulzy as the fact that E-Commerce Law Group, which specializes in online business, does not have a website of its own.

Whatever legal smoke and mirrors separate AVC from DTI, Router’s redirect might prove as tactically brilliant as it is insolent.  Now the Stickamsluts.com domain name no longer leads users to any product or service offered by Router and which could be confused for Stickam.   While it’s not immediately clear whether AVC has any grounds to sue Router for sending non-harmful traffic to DTI, the very idea sounds pretty silly; you might as well sue someone for giving you money.

Well Gary … now what?

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3

It did not escape StickyDrama’s attention that Gage Arthur sucked face with Jeffree Star.

However we were loath to post the video, lest we give credence to the ridiculous assumption that every worthless creature touched by Jeffree’s lips turns into an e-celeb.

Loath to post, that is, until we learned that Gage is presently shacking up with Stickam’s most infamous statutory rape victim, Danielle Alexandria.

Gage is 18, and Danielle is 15; any hanky-panky between the two is a no-no under California law, where the age of consent is 18. Interesting that Danielle bought Gage’s plane ticket to Orange County, California, where he is crashing at Brandon Kiss’s pad along with October Hallow, Frankie Donjae, the extremely suckable Dennis Hegstad and Dennis’s girlfriend who can remain nameless and drop dead of AIDS for all we care.

No word on whether Gage has pulled a Hock and banged some underage vag, but d00d! StickyDrama wouldn’t pay to fly a boy across the freakin country unless we were getting cock out of it. Would you?

http://www.stickam.com/gazbo

http://www.stickam.com/daniellealexandria_

What kind of parents whore their teenage daughter on the internet? That question will be the starting point in our case study of Kiki Kannibal’s dysfunctional family, whom we are now free to explore in excruciating detail.

The Kannibals chose not to pursue their copyright infringement claim against StickyDrama in court—where they almost certainly would have lost their case—enabling us again to host images of their trashy bitchy racist daughter. All Kiki media that had been disabled on our blog, as per our post explaining Kannibal’s DMCA complaint, has now been restored.

As for you, Mama and Papa Kannibal:

Initially we were amused to portray your family as harmless white trash with a webcam. Now, in response to your bogus DMCA complaint, we really are going to destroy your reputation. Because the most disturbing truth about Kiki isn’t her prancing around in undies for strangers, or having boys shove writing utensils up their urethras, or even the dead boyfriends. No. Worst of all is the fact that you, her own parents, are dressing your daughter like a porn starlet, tapping into the tawdriest of male fantasies to sell plastic trinkets.

Already, even Stickam itself sanctions skits about the slut you’ve made of your child, as when Stevie Ryan’s Sceney Sceneable asks her mother to help her take n00dz.

But, as StickyDrama shifts the emphasis of our blogging from Kiki’s disgraceful behavior to your virtual prostitution of her, the name Kannibal will become an unmarketable byword for child exploitation.

Readers can best express their outrage by contacting the kiddie-porn-producing Directors of the Kiki Kannibal Corporation, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

Ladyjbug, a middle-aged female Stickam user, has learned a timeless truth of the Internet: Guys love girls who show cleavage.

It doesn’t matter how pretty the girls are. It doesn’t matter how old the girls are. It doesn’t matter how fat the girls are and it certainly doesn’t matter how trashy the girls are. Guys want tits, and whatever comes along with those tits is irrelevant … no matter how repulsive it might be. Which is why StickyDrama found dozens of horny boys swarming the old gal’s Live.

On the other hand, ladyjbug seems not to have learned that it’s unwise to upload full-resolution pics to one’s Stickam profile. It enables viewers to zoom in and see how unkind Time has been. As we have done here:

Let us not be misunderstood. StickyDrama is not saying that a mature woman cannot be alluring—we’ll let our readers’ comments say that. Rather, we’re saying that any woman, whether 15 years old or 50, invites ridicule when all she does is slut around on cam in negligee with her titties popping out.

http://www.stickam.com/ladyjbug

Jeffree Star and Chris Crocker have now been spreading the word that they are dating. Atrocities such as this tend to occur when talentless e-whores feel they’re on the 14th minute of their 15 minutes of fame.

Take two disgusting faggots, neither of whom can sing, act, dance, write, paint or do other than be disgusting faggots. Watch the stupidity of the online herd make them insanely popular for no good reason. Allow their novelty to expire so that they feel themselves fading away into the irrelevance whence they came—and what do we get? A recipe for lame publicity stunts that only confirm their waning celebrity.

Seriously—and this also applies to another e-famous couple who have apparently reconciled and announced their engagement—if a relationship is genuine, why the need to publicize it? Why shamelessly draw so much attention to intimate moments and communications, which everyone knows should be kept private?

Jeffree & Crocker … Hock & whatever he’s sticking his dick into now … when will they just do pop culture a favor and OD ?

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

http://youtube.com/itschriscrocker