Stevie Ryan’s biggest fan expresses his love.

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Stevie Ryan

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Some interesting drama blossomed in the trenches of Mydrama today.  A two week old contemptuous conversation between hottie Laura Paige and stickam insider Stevie Ryan finally surfaced in an afternoon post.  In the conversation, Stevie Ryan threatens the life of the 18 year old Laura Paige over her contacting Adam Paranoia via Stickam. She was obviously joking about murdering a human (we assume), but her tone in her response surprised many.

The post has sparked fiery debate in the comments. Team Laura and Team Stevie are duking it out.  Things were normal until Stickam employee Adam Paranoia supposedly entered the drama with two seemingly authentic consecutive comments defending his internet queen:

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Most notable is a clause at the end of 25 year old Adam’s first comment which suggests he would use his authority at Stickam against Laura’s efforts for more notoriety.  A backlash of comments followed directed toward Adam for his uncanny input.  Mysteriously his Stickam profile went offline today.  None of this above truly matters the least — what really matters of course is the question posited by God: who is hotter?

http://stickam.com/laurapaige

http://www.stickam.com/profile/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

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Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?

While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.

Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod faggot John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition Stickam’s senior management frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.

With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?

http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

As certain well-connected faggots and blondes are aware, StickyDrama left the civilized confines of Manhattan last week, and took a trip to Miami—a vacation arranged long before our dispute with Kiki Kannibal’s mother. However, while there we could not resist snapping a few pictures of Aventura Mall, where her now-deceased statutory rapist plummeted to his death last year.

Our readers will recall that Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, leapt from a parking garage in order to avoid arrest for “lewd and lascivious battery on a minor.” Much speculation remains as to who alerted the police to his presence at the mall.

Meanwhile, as we sweltering in the hideous Art Deco swamp whence Kiki came, the lovely Stevie Ryan duked it out cholita style with the Kannibals, both Kiki and Mama. At the time, both Stevie and Kiki were on the front page—Stevie was actually featured.

StickyDrama was sent the screen-recording by a reader; in our vacation condo we did not have the necessary software, and sincerely regret not having been able to record the on-cam Jerry Springer performance Mama Kannibal must have given. Let us hope she fills our comments with whatever we missed.

http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

StckyDrama was among the thousands of viewers enthralled by Stevie Ryan’s impersonation of spamgod cocksucker Matthew Lush last night.

We were in our chatroom, cajoling studling CHRIS*[topher] into once again showing his impeccable naughties, when an uproar on the Front Page sent reverberations across the entire network. Stevie, on a fake Lush account, was Featured and hosting her show at Stickam’s studio! Now, for the company to permit an hour-long Featured mockery of a major Entertainer is one thing: Their own Terms of Service specifically do not allow anyone to “select or use a user name of another person with the intention of impersonating that person.” But the fact that Stevie’s show was produced at Stickam’s very office reveals the depth of contempt certain staff members have for the despicable faggot.

The loveable suckable Adam Paranoia was one official accomplice to the lulzy show. At StickyDrama’s request, Stevie attempted to kiss him on cam, which would have resulted in the creation of legendary “Paranoia-Lush Gay Kiss” caps; however the gentlemanly Adam declined, and she had to settle for a hug:

Just as well. Adam’s mouth, and a few other openings, belong to us anyway.

We were hitherto unfamiliar with Ms. Ryan, but instantly fell under the spell of her charisma. The hearts and yea-ya’s, so fake and irritating when done by Matthew, became fresh and amusing when offered by Stevie. It was so adorable, we’ll assume she was in character when she requested mods to ban StickyDrama.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t jerk off on cam and then hide for a few months like a worm under a rock. We enjoy her too much for that.

http://stickam.com/stevieryan