This article is not intended for young, dumb, cunts… just some quick analysis based on things heard around Stickam / Stickychat.   If your not going to read it - the point of this is that 1.) Stickam is not dying.  2.) Cranky, Pussy E-celebs have no effect on stickam.  3.)  Not only isn’t it bad, but its good in that it opens the market for new talent.

So Stickam page views are down…

…and many of us have noticed the blah.  Bad economy?  School?  Stickam’s cultural transition from mere fun to utility?  Saturation of live streaming market?  Who knows.  But don’t pass judgment on this all too hastily just yet.  Stickam isn’t going on its way down.  Take a quick look back to last October - and you see there was the same dip in the views:

Considering that Stickam’s main audience is based in the US and largest demographic is youth, the fact that class is in session is likely the direct correlation.

What was most disturbing was assertions that this was all because a toolbag like Lush would leave Stickam.  Like it has had some detrimental result for Stickam.  You can be sure that has nothing to do with it.  Just like Lush’s big fail-plug of plurk etc.  No effect in reality.  So shut the fuck up Lush you cunt.  You have no sway over traffic by having a lot of friends.

In the big picture, like seen above, the live video market is filling up.  (livevideo / justin.tv / ustream / blogtv / camfrog / mogulus / Yahoo Live / Kyte.tv)  Statistically speaking, ‘Streams featured on Stickam’s home page generate more than 40,000 live views each hour of broadcast. Stickam.com has more than 2 million registered users, and receives more than 2.5 million unique monthly visitors and 4.8 million daily page views.’  Those are no small numbers.  And with the new stickam mobile (vs. qik) and pay per live, Stickam only has room for improvement.

Stickam has had steady long term growth and has proven itself to the American audience.  Justin TV has had drastic recent growth.  Just over the last 3 months its up 46%.  But there are also accusations of mass cheating as one site points out:

Not only would that push their site up, but also the fact that they have garnered more of an international audience.  But still, props to Justin.tv for not just being a fad of a fag with a cam.

On top of all this, cranky, pussified, lame-ass e-celebs seem to be systematically appearing less on Stickam.  As a result of this - obviously there is less juice to milk out of these tool bags.  I’ve been so smothered in cock I wasn’t able to give a damn, or even take a breath and notice.  The silence has been quite blissful!  In my opinion its great.

So even though these people think the world of themselves and their name emblazoned t-shirts, in reality, these e-celebs are about as expendable as a cummy condom.  This opens the market up for other talent.  Perhaps more talent to warm our hearts and harden our cocks?  The internet celebrity movement should be incredibly fast paced.  These ‘celebs’ should be flyin through this fame machine with only the truly exceptional moving on to anything further.  But just remember celebs, you arent shit.

After hearing enough crap about all of this, some of these things had to be said.  Anymore thoughts?

So anyhow, happy early Halloween! / Center For Lollatology <3

With its putrid swamps, bloodsucking mosquitos, sloppy seafood and vomit on every streetcorner, Louisiana was already a pretty sticky place. But things only got worse when StickyDrama flew into New Orleans yesterday.

We apologize for the short notice. Our immediate presence was required here and elsewhere in the state, for business we will explain at a later date. StickyDrama will leave this god-forsaken hellhole on Monday, and post new material that night.

Here are step-by-step instructions for inserting the StickyDrama Widget and RSS feed into your Stickam and Myspace profiles.

Only Stickam offers RSS feeds, which show StickyDrama titles that link to their respective posts on our blog.

To add our RSS Feed, go to your My Page, and at the very bottom you’ll find Edit RSS under More Options:

For the RSS Name, type StickyDrama:

For the RSS URL, enter this: http://www.stickydrama.com/?feed=atom

Leave the RSS selection set to Profile and hit Submit. All done!

The StickyDrama Widget code was written for Myspace, and tends to work flawlessly in the “About Me” section. To get the code, click on the Widget icon in the upper-righthand corner of our blog, then hit Get Widget, Myspace, and enter your login details:

The code does work for Stickam, but requires minor changes and should be placed in your general Message under Edit Profile:

To make the Widget work for Stickam, copy and paste the following code:

Other than a big thick uncut cock, there’s nothing StickyDrama loves more than being hated. So our readers can imagine our satisfaction when Tyler Swan informed us that his highschool had banned our IP.

We first heard from Tyler a few days ago, before we switched servers, so now he should again be able to load StickyDrama at school, at least until we’re banned anew.

We hope that Tyler’s school isn’t the only establishment to deem StickyDrama inappropriate. If your school or office has banned our old or present IP, please let us know and include a link to its website if available.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/tylerswan