You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center for Lollatology <3

The filth that is John Hock has officially made his transcontinental move from LA to the heat of TX and now to the bitter cold of Connecticut.  He is also officially on his hunt for cunt to warm his cock.  John’s taste in minor girls seems to have followed him to Connecticut.  John left a truly wonderful drunk dial message to the very adorable, very underage Sara.

Here is a transcript to the best of the CFL’s ability:

“Its John Hock, and i just wanted to say I really want to stick my dick in your mouth.  So uh, instead of calling this number back cause its not mine, write me on myspace when you get this so I can come to stick my dick in your mouth.  I’m really wasted but… I’m not gonna…bullshit you I just really wanna fuck your brains out. [om nom nom blah]“

http://www.stickam.com/xsarax / http://www.myspace.com/omg_saraaa

http://stickam.com/johnathonhock

Center for Lollatology <3

Many will recall the famous and infamous original Stickam Man-boy, Dougie (Skatapunk15).  Dougie was ruthlessly molester’d by a series of mydrama posts which exposed him as being a fake pretending to be a young angelic boy.  During these attacks on Dougie, the issue of an individual named ‘Crazykid1‘ was raised.  Crazykid1 was an older man who was always a mod for Dougie’s live and who’s purpose in the room was to protect Dougie from Pervs and Pedos.  Crazykid is now Kevin01.  Kevin01 is 38 year old Kevin William Wehlau.  Kevin enjoys frequenting Stickam and apparently sees himself as catnip for the boys.  He has been banned many times but like he says on his profile, hes back, and he even gives Stickydrama a lil shout out:

“IM BACK BETCHES AND IM NOT GOING NOWHERE SO POST ALL YOU WANT, YOUR JUST MAKING ME POPULAR LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MY TRUE FRIENDS DONT CARE ABOUT YOU OR STICKYDRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Nothing wrong with the fact Kevin likes Stickam of course.   Nothing wrong except the rooms he chooses to present himself have caused many Stickamers to become disturbed.  Rooms such as this 16 year old, again in which he was modded:

His public presence in these rooms prompted some Stickamers to begin digging into Kevin’s past.  Something Kevin likely did not want.  According to Florida State public record, Kevin was imprisoned from 1991 to 1998 for two counts of Indecent Assault on a child under 16.  Crimes he committed earlier in 1988 & 1989.  As to what exactly these offenses were, there are a few possibilities.

This raises questions about Stickam policy.  In the summer of 2007, Myspace deleted and banned 29,000 sex offenders from their database.  This is a task that sounds almost impossible — to track down and positively identify every account of sexual offenders.  But in the case of Kevin, another swift ban would come as no surprise.

http://www.stickam.com/justinmorgan01 [backup]

Other profile:  http://www.stickam.com/skatingcrazy

Center For Lollatology <3

Most times when Chris Crocker is on cam now a days its not a very pretty site.  Its been particularly hard to watch lately with him being sick — And still feeling it necessary to go on cam in this condition.  Like in livelavalive’s room the other night where there was a torrent of tissues and coughing.  Mitchell even paused to tell him to go take some medicine and get a good nights sleep.  But even when he isn’t sick, we’ve had to witness some pretty gross behavior.

He is often looking tattered like he was just given a hardcore, hometown Tennessee fuckin’.  We don’t know who was more scary on Halloween — Crocker or Bisante.  Bisante whipped out his mask and made our boner go limp for life.  We like the Halloween spirit but christ on a cracker!

Anyways.  With Crocker’s recent song release one would think he would use a bit more tact in his appearances on Stickam — image wise.  Not that Crocker’s image is about impressing people.  Sometimes it is purposefully the opposite.  But one could argue that even for Crocker, parading around Stickam looking as gross as possible is objectively a bad decision.  That is, if he was eyeing anymore of a career than something strictly online.

I followed Crocker long before his 15, and I fear that the Crocker I loved has been irrevocably destroyed.  Nothing against the new Crocker, by all accounts he is still a very kind and loving person.  Id be happy seeing Crocker do well, he represents the great moral fiber I want to see elevated in our society.  Crocker has a great show on Stickam and I love seeing him around and live — but not in such train wreck fashion.  Thats all.  Get well Chris.

http://www.stickam.com/chriscrocker

Center For Lollatology <3

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

[PICTURE EDITED]

Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

Kiki certainly has her own unique blend of humor.  She was really having a blast with herself in her recent live during her break away from being pimped out by her mother.  She spent much time frantically kicking people for posting links to her n00dz and other online anti-Kannibal goodies.  For those still not very familiar with the design stealing, over sexualized, clown painted, harlot we have come to grudgingly accept as Kiki Kannibal, then here is a great summary - all from a single live of hers - which helps demonstrate the type of person she is.

Even though we here at Stickydrama relish the utter absence of any notion of morality and the like - rarely would you find us posting about any of the following for the sake of laughs:  handicapped people, retarded people, people with down syndrome, obese people, elderly troubled people or those who crashed their car and rolled three times etc.  Kiki finds time in her live to tackle all of these areas and then some in her hatefest and still sit and chomp with her open mouth on a big ole’ fat cookie - which many were hoping she would choke on and collapse.

What’s even more laughable was her outright denial of the existence of Stickydrama as people spammed links to stories about her lifting designs for her gaudy, cheap jewelry from bigger, more established designing firms.  Do be sure to post some links to sticky in her live plz k thnx.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

Center For Lollatology <3

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3

StickyDrama has a curious relationship with 252-pound Brandy Suicide, also known as Burgercide.

There’s nothing particularly remarkable about her, other than her fake on-cam suicide last year. And we are always loathe to post about her, lest we encourage her irritating braggadocio; after every post, StickyDrama swears “No more Brandy posts, this is it!” But she is one of those personalities whom Stickam loves to hate, and stories like this one are too irresistible not to publish.

The Smoking Gun reported almost twoweeks ago that two 23-year-old men dumped a bucket full of vomit and feces onto Stickam’s second-most hated female user (Kiki Kannibal being the first). The provenance of said shit and barf is unknown, other than being human. Here’s a copy of the arrest report:

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http://www.stickam.com/profile/brandy45205