You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center for Lollatology <3

The filth that is John Hock has officially made his transcontinental move from LA to the heat of TX and now to the bitter cold of Connecticut.  He is also officially on his hunt for cunt to warm his cock.  John’s taste in minor girls seems to have followed him to Connecticut.  John left a truly wonderful drunk dial message to the very adorable, very underage Sara.

Here is a transcript to the best of the CFL’s ability:

“Its John Hock, and i just wanted to say I really want to stick my dick in your mouth.  So uh, instead of calling this number back cause its not mine, write me on myspace when you get this so I can come to stick my dick in your mouth.  I’m really wasted but… I’m not gonna…bullshit you I just really wanna fuck your brains out. [om nom nom blah]“

http://www.stickam.com/xsarax / http://www.myspace.com/omg_saraaa

http://stickam.com/johnathonhock

Center for Lollatology <3

Our small poll of the Mydrama audience in yesterday’s post yielded exactly the results we had both wanted and expected.  Not many people have faith in Matthew Lush maintaining a relationship with his fresh obsession, 16 year old Connor.  As the one and only Anthony Vanity recently said:  Lush may have bit off more than he can chew.

But whats interesting is that people are for the most part expecting Connor to be the one to leave Lush.  We’ve all come to know Lush over the years and one can only imagine trying to form a lasting relationship with that. So would it really surprise anyone if Connor bid Lush farewell?

Its laughable to many how Lush parades around saying they are abstinate.  I suppose he must do that legally.  Other than that we think that it is mainly a veneer he is trying to maintain for his image as a good role model for today’s youth, claiming they will wait till marriage.  This goes well with his role model image that was shattered long ago when the video was released of him busting a nice load of cum all over his tummy.  We didn’t see that as a bad thing though, everyone should be stroking out nice hot loads on cam.

Im sure it is intoxicating and fun at first for Connor being with 20 year old, Cradle robbing Lush.  But when the confetti has all fallen and the champagne runs dry, Connor will find himself sitting in a room, alone, with a still obsessive, eerily skinny, issuefied Lush.  What will he think then?  Time will tell.

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http://www.plurk.com/user/connorjon

http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

Center For Lollatology <3

As Elliot clearly states on his Stickam Profile:

Recently the Center For Lolatollagy released a short piece on the cum-quad Elliot Weisberger - aka Elliot Ben-d-me over.  It was fun to write & click publish on that article.  It was better than any blasting orgasm in our recent memory.  That being the case, we’re back for seconds.  Well actually thirds being that we christened the HMS CFL when our faggot cruise set sail on the front page with an article about him as well.

Wondering who Elliot Weisberger is?  Well, he isn’t worth your time unless you like his Pokemon surprises from his deep, loose asshole.  But if you just want the quick & to the point summary, the Urban Dictionary did a truly marvelous job:

In his spare time he likes to be cast in plays at Clay High school like ‘The Wizard of Wonderland’ as the South Bend Tribune writes (backup).  I’m sure that was precious if the fggt was cast correctly as one of those flying monkeys.  Had I known you were so close to Notre Dame Elliot, I’d have stopped over for some sexy martinis with you after the game, maybe finger you a lil bit?!

E & M Creations (Elise and Martin Creations) is apparently run straight out of Elliot’s house!  Our best educated guess is that it really just a scam bizz probably for laundering money and keeps Elliot’s internet connection going.  (Partially joking - its likely a fake business for write-offs to save money.  Unless of course his parents really run a business with just the two of them as general contractors for single family houses)

[PICTURE EDITED]

Turns out his dad Marty wanted to be e-fame too for minutes enough to create his myspace.  Or maybe it was to find random, rough n’ tumbled, free-range pussy in South Bend!  His profile was never very personalized.  He befriended a young boy.  js.   Ohhai Mr Ben-Weisberger!!!!  You’ve managed to raise a wonderful lil mean-spirited faggot son!  (No guarantees this is his dad but the info lines up and i buy it)

http://www.myspace.com/martian54 (backup)

Apparently he’s also packing a criminal record in multiple states, but I didn’t care to pay for those records, or smear him too badly being that it wasn’t exactly his choice that genetics took a holiday on that fateful night Elliot was conceived in a stagnant brew of rotten semen and runny vagina mucous.

Elliot, I have an idea, go back over to your emo_fag podomatic account and do podcasts… You never created a Stickam for fun, but only for your pursuit of fail fame.  Your ‘friends’ at your school pushed you away for long enough that it bored you into thinking you could make it your online profession, you FUCKING loser.

See you on Stickam in the future when your career blossoms into all you can be:

Listen to your ex girlfran d00d:

Just get your crayon set back out and go do podcasts about all the lil Pokemon hiding in your asshole.  And stop talking shit to me on AIM!  Keep runnin your mouth cunt, just not to me.  <333333  Have I gone too far?  I know he’s young but he’s such a lil fuck head.

Center For Lollatology <3

(None of these posts are guaranteed to have correct information - nor does the CFL give a damn about that.)

Kiki certainly has her own unique blend of humor.  She was really having a blast with herself in her recent live during her break away from being pimped out by her mother.  She spent much time frantically kicking people for posting links to her n00dz and other online anti-Kannibal goodies.  For those still not very familiar with the design stealing, over sexualized, clown painted, harlot we have come to grudgingly accept as Kiki Kannibal, then here is a great summary - all from a single live of hers - which helps demonstrate the type of person she is.

Even though we here at Stickydrama relish the utter absence of any notion of morality and the like - rarely would you find us posting about any of the following for the sake of laughs:  handicapped people, retarded people, people with down syndrome, obese people, elderly troubled people or those who crashed their car and rolled three times etc.  Kiki finds time in her live to tackle all of these areas and then some in her hatefest and still sit and chomp with her open mouth on a big ole’ fat cookie - which many were hoping she would choke on and collapse.

What’s even more laughable was her outright denial of the existence of Stickydrama as people spammed links to stories about her lifting designs for her gaudy, cheap jewelry from bigger, more established designing firms.  Do be sure to post some links to sticky in her live plz k thnx.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

Center For Lollatology <3

First and foremost, the Center For Lollatology is extremely privileged to join Sticky - at a now elevated level - in this honorable mission of spreading unbridled faggotry on the interwebs.  When it warrants, we will be proud to post on the main page and n00ds.  However, we are not afraid to return to the trenches of Mydrama with other posts.

And now for business at hand.  The CFL has been in fairly constant observation of Stickam since early to mid 2006 and we have seen many people come and go.  We’ve laughed, cried and jacked off in privates with many of you.  Never though, have we been quite so annoyed by anyone in the same way as we are with Elliot Ben.  We were annoyed with him well before we were posting, but it was an itch we were able to ignore.  Sticky has been seemingly merciful towards Elliot — The CFL will be doing no such thing.  The story of Elliot Ben for us has been like watching an adorable little girl turn into a fat, angry, emo, bitch with bright purple hair.  Precious to whorrifying.

Flashback to when Sticky showed the world Elliot Ben kissing another man, the CFL was not the least bit surprised.  We were told its relatively well known in closed circles that Elliot has swungeth in both ways.  We aren’t going to say Elliot has taken it in da butt, our source said that was likely out of the question.  But full-fledged fellatio with a side order of cupping the balls is possible. (and with his carrot patch, trollop of a girlfriend, this only goes to supports these reports)  Let it be known - The CFL in NO WAY wants to claim Elliot into our lil list-o-gays!  In fact we’ve been holding 24 hour vigils for weeks pleading with our pagan gods that Elliot Ben is never truly found to be gay - as that would taint our self-image in unprecedented ways.  This strays from our normal policy to applaud any sort of homosexual activity.  Our one true and ultimate goal here is to find solid proof that Elliot Ben is in-fact a hermaphrodite of space alien origin as we have heard stated around the junglejuice cooler here at the CFL.

The self-appointed ‘top stickam entertainer’… (who since has removed this subtle comedy from his stickam profile - only to replace it with an even more repulsive layout) seems to think that he is sitting at the proverbial stickam cool-kids-table.  This is not the case.  Sorta like the testimonial in a comment left on mydrama by a real life acquaintance of Elliot Ben which illustrates Elliot’s presumptive coolness:

“i went to school with elliot when i was in high school. he actually sat at my lunch table, unwelcomed of course because he was always annoying. i was a junior when he was a freshman. so lets see, im in my second year of college, so that means he must be a senior this school year(which started in august) hes either 17 or 18. i havent heard from him after that first school year. he got expelled for going into the girls restroom.”

Now we have finally decided to itch this pain in the ass that is Elliot Ben.  He showed the CFL love with a preemptive ban from his room or from messaging him.  And all we wanted to get in was a simple ‘fuck you’ or ‘eat shit and die cunt’ for therapeutical lols.  He even banned our pretend cuddle-buddy/confidant Andrew Bisante because he was a threat to her royal highness.  We were confused at first about this but then in his live after we text and spammed his cell he made it clear.  He stated that we were a ‘wannabe stickydrama who has to use mydrama for attention’.  This is a fair question to address on our first post here as well.  We are not a stickydrama wannabe but rather worshiper and religious-reader turned author.  It is not a case of wanting attention like Elliot - but rather our own personal form of bonafide activism to persecute skanks like Elliot.  When Sticky gave us the opportunity to participate with mydrama we were beyond excited to jump into that cesspool.  We can understand how Elliot would be upset with our postings being that he cant post given that whole trouble with his crayons being translated digitally.  But Elliot took his anger out flailing away with anonymous, negative commenting on our posts and encouraging of others to do the same.  When we heard this it only made us lol more and sleep more sweetly knowing our wound was now bone deep.

Whereas in the case of Bisante, the thought of his n00ds or him and P. Skinz getting it on made us get chillz of pleasure shooting down our spine.  In Elliot’s case, the thought of the taste of his sweet, succulent tears works in just the same manner.  He is lacking any sort of physical appeal to us with his down-syndrom-esque face. js.

Elliot recently said he will be going live more often for the little girls who still tune in hoping his younger brother will appear.  His live has all the excitement of unbuttered toast.  Do watch for the hikes in teenage suicides and rise in stickam induced cases of bleeding of the eyes from watching his live.   Basically the abomination which is his live has become more often than not watching the skank take calls from people he hopes can spice up his live.  Other than that it will likely be hearing him complain about people, watching his friends eat cereal or listening to the muffin-top packing Elliot Ben make fun of fat people or his local news station.  With new talent rapidly moving into the Stickam Arena, hopefully his time will come sooner than later.

http://www.stickam.com/elliot-cuntasaurus-ben
Center For Lollatology <3

What kind of parents whore their teenage daughter on the internet? That question will be the starting point in our case study of Kiki Kannibal’s dysfunctional family, whom we are now free to explore in excruciating detail.

The Kannibals chose not to pursue their copyright infringement claim against StickyDrama in court—where they almost certainly would have lost their case—enabling us again to host images of their trashy bitchy racist daughter. All Kiki media that had been disabled on our blog, as per our post explaining Kannibal’s DMCA complaint, has now been restored.

As for you, Mama and Papa Kannibal:

Initially we were amused to portray your family as harmless white trash with a webcam. Now, in response to your bogus DMCA complaint, we really are going to destroy your reputation. Because the most disturbing truth about Kiki isn’t her prancing around in undies for strangers, or having boys shove writing utensils up their urethras, or even the dead boyfriends. No. Worst of all is the fact that you, her own parents, are dressing your daughter like a porn starlet, tapping into the tawdriest of male fantasies to sell plastic trinkets.

Already, even Stickam itself sanctions skits about the slut you’ve made of your child, as when Stevie Ryan’s Sceney Sceneable asks her mother to help her take n00dz.

But, as StickyDrama shifts the emphasis of our blogging from Kiki’s disgraceful behavior to your virtual prostitution of her, the name Kannibal will become an unmarketable byword for child exploitation.

Readers can best express their outrage by contacting the kiddie-porn-producing Directors of the Kiki Kannibal Corporation, Cathy and Scott Ostrenga.

http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

What does Jeffree Star have to say about our exposé on John Hock’s sugardaddy?

The Queen has spoken.

http://www.stickam.com/jeffreestar

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock

Oh dear readers! Sometimes StickyDrama is startled by our own perspicacity. We have long been confident that only a stupid horny rich old faggot would pay to sponsor The John Hock Show. And we were right.

Meet Tom Z, sponsor of The John Hock Show, owner of pictureyourprize.com, owner of tubedude.com, and the sugardaddy whose cock John allegedly has to suck to get his $400/week allowance.

John met Tom innocently enough, at Starbucks. Tom noticed the young piece of boy-butt and offered his card. (He also suggested that Hock get a haircut.) At this point Hock had been used to earning money by providing *ahem* companionship to gay men:

StickyDrama had been aware of Hock’s Craigslist ad for months; we initially assumed it was a joke, and didn’t bother to post it here. But recent information supplied by a very, very, VERY credible source (who wishes to remain anonymous) reveals that the ad was real, and provided Hock with some much-needed income. Despite the ad’s “man for women” categorization, Hock’s clients were all men. However, Tom did not meet Hock from Craigslist, and probably does not know that Hock has whored himself out to other men before him. John referred to these whore sessions as “dates,” the most common euphemism used by prostitutes.

As for the particulars of his “dates” with Tom, at first John would only perform stripteases and lapdances, as was his routine with previous clients. But gradually their time together became more intimate, mostly in proportion to the the amount of money & gifts Hock received. Our anonymous source clarified that while Hock did not get buttfucked, he did admit to sucking Tom’s cock.

And speaking of gifts—these laptops and phones and cameras earned by cocksucking are the very same prizes supposedly given away on Hock’s show. We say “supposedly” because our in-the-know anonymous source assures us that the so-called winners actually pay Hock for the prizes, albeit at a steep reduction off the original purchase price. Tom is apparently unaware of the rigged nature of the prize giveaways, and would likely disapprove—despite the $4,000/week our source estimates Hock’s traffic brings pictureyourprize.com.

But why not allow our readers to enquire with Tom himself as to the veracity of our source’s allegations? While StickyDrama’s general policy is not to post personal information on our blog, we have no qualms posting contacts for a business; and Tom’s business, Free Pass Marketing, is run out of Tom’s apartment at the Avalon Woodland Hills, a luxury apartment community.

Free Pass Marketing
20544 Ventura Blvd #212
Woodland Hills, CA 91364

email: info@freepassmarketing.com

818.587.3337
818.231.0865
818.298.3004

http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock