You did what with who for how many jelly beans?!?!  This is the story of mutual whoredom.  The Center For Lollatology posted previously that the Stickydrama voters didn’t have much faith in obsessive Lush to maintain a relationship with cuddly, cutie Connor.  However, a recent finding sheds more light on Connor’s possible ulterior motives.  They are both using each other for their own reasons so maybe it will go along swimmingly.  Lush wants to make Connor the ‘Happiest boy in the world’ as his Myspace screams:

Those who have followed Lush will recognize this from years past when he was googly eyed over cutie model Phillip Holbert in March of 2007.  Lush liked him so much he flew to NYC to surprise Phil who seemed just a tad creeped out in the video (backup) when the then sick Lush rubs his germy hands all over Phil’s adorable face.  Its safe to say things fell through with Phil.

There is no question that Matthew Lush needed something to spice up his online empire and what better then a young, lively, blond, hottie?  They are precious to most unscrupulous internet consuming teens.  It couldn’t be more of a win-win situation for Matty boy being that he also get to milk out Connor’s creamy loads.

The 4-5 month relationship of Lush and Connor has been interesting to follow and extremely choreographed.  All appearances have been planned and the fake element often bleeds through.  The relationship has utterly altered Matthew Lush’s vision from himself as a single powerfag to a supa dupa power couple.  His myspace profile is inundated with Connor as a simple glance will show you.

All of 10 months ago Conjon16 (backup) as he is known on Yahoo!, posed an interesting question (backup) on ‘Yahoo! Answers’ that Brad Radical noticed and it really shed some light on his motives.

Our favorite answer was the entry by ‘Spooks’:

“change your myspace url, become scene, take professional photos of yourself that look nothing like you and completely photoshop them. browse profiles and add everyone you come across. act like your better than everyone else. and tadaa your myspace famous :)”

Looks like cutie Connor is well on his way, just hop-skipping along.  Sucking his way right to the top!

Lush http://www.stickam.com/profile/gaygod

Connor: http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

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Guess who’s wiener may soon be widely seen across the Internetz?

Pictured above is the titillating Isaiah Garnica and he has found himself in a sticky situation.  While Stickam favorite Chris Crocker has been duking it out in his fag fight with Johnny Boy, one of his side scuffles has been with Isaiah.

The vendetta reportedly stems back to arguments over scrumptious model Nick Snider.  Isaiah is also said to be bitter about the time when he was drunk and live on Stickam — Crocker scurried his fans into the Isaiah’s room to successfully convince him to chop off all his hair.  There are more elements to the story but drama can be lethal in high doses.

What matters now is that Crocker is in possession of Isaiah’s n00dz on his sidekick and is threatening to release them should Isaiah violate Crocker’s terms.  Crocker has the ability to have them spammed internet wide in a faggot-frenzied New York minute and Isaiah is now treading lightly.

On Isaiah’s Myspace, an elegant looking Crocker calmly issues his demands:

If it means anything Chris, make him grovel please.  Make him do it live on cam, and record it.  Then still proceed to spam his n00dz.  I believe that would be the Crocker thing to do.  Some just have to learn the hard way that you just dont fuck with Chris Crocker:

Chris Crocker / Isaiah Garnica / Nick Snider

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Our small poll of the Mydrama audience in yesterday’s post yielded exactly the results we had both wanted and expected.  Not many people have faith in Matthew Lush maintaining a relationship with his fresh obsession, 16 year old Connor.  As the one and only Anthony Vanity recently said:  Lush may have bit off more than he can chew.

But whats interesting is that people are for the most part expecting Connor to be the one to leave Lush.  We’ve all come to know Lush over the years and one can only imagine trying to form a lasting relationship with that. So would it really surprise anyone if Connor bid Lush farewell?

Its laughable to many how Lush parades around saying they are abstinate.  I suppose he must do that legally.  Other than that we think that it is mainly a veneer he is trying to maintain for his image as a good role model for today’s youth, claiming they will wait till marriage.  This goes well with his role model image that was shattered long ago when the video was released of him busting a nice load of cum all over his tummy.  We didn’t see that as a bad thing though, everyone should be stroking out nice hot loads on cam.

Im sure it is intoxicating and fun at first for Connor being with 20 year old, Cradle robbing Lush.  But when the confetti has all fallen and the champagne runs dry, Connor will find himself sitting in a room, alone, with a still obsessive, eerily skinny, issuefied Lush.  What will he think then?  Time will tell.

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http://www.plurk.com/user/connorjon

http://www.myspace.com/connorjonner

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Persian studpuppy Aria Trademark turns 17 today!

Truth be told, StickyDrama doesn’t usually do birthday announcements.  But we have a soft spot for cute foreign jocks with big dicks.  Especially when those dicks have just become legal to milk (although not to post).

Happy Birthday, Aria!

http://www.stickam.com/aria_trademark

Its one thing to see Brittany’s big, busty titties…

But another thing seeing monkey boy Bisante imitate them, as only Bisante could do it:

We think what was actually going on here was the pro Skeezy helping Bisante practice posing for that big day when he actually takes some of his own.  Gawd bless ya Skeezy.

As of this post, there are 114 days (2756 hours) till Bisante’s 18th Birthday.  On that date we will legally be allowed to splash his cack n’ balls in the n00dz section!  The question is, will this be happening?

Theres no ‘I’ in ‘n00dz’ people!  This is gonna take teamwork!

We are stocking up on champagne and party favors here at the CFL getting ready for the big day.  Love him or hate him, the fate of the world & millions of gay oriented cumshots could depend on this.

http://www.stickam.com/skeezy_ayo

http://www.stickam.com/bisante

What’s scene uber-cutie Corey Pattakos been up to lately?  Whoring himself on MTV!

The creamy delight, who is the object of every Stickam faggot’s lust, has created a profile on MTV’s Next or Not—which, by the way, seems riddled with bugs.  Try to scroll down his profile pic for a glance at his bulge and leave a naughty comment … either their code is shit, or their censors are unusually clever.  StickyDrama couldn’t tell Corey how badly we want to nibble his taint.

Corey you’re fucking adorable … but the plural of “lady” is “ladies.”

http://www.nextornot.com/cpattakos

http://www.stickam.com/jennijenni

Boys and things going into butts are always high-priority headlines on StickyDrama. So it is we report that Tony and Stace, the young cuties behind the “In The Butt” video, have both made Stickam profiles and are applying for a Featured timeslot on the Front Page.

Tony, who had uploaded the wildly popular video to YouTube, learned of Stickam after being sent a message on Myspace. Impressed by the potential for exposure, Tony recently convinced his friend Stace to join Stickam as well. It was Stace who videotaped his sister’s ownage and screamed repeatedly that she could have been anally raped when she met someone from Myspace.

If these boys are as entertaining as they are suckable, they’ll be huge.

http://www.stickam.com/staceklinger

http://www.stickam.com/tonyd17

Two-thousand years have passed since the crucifixton of Jesus Christ. Two-thousand years of suffering had to be endured, until the Lord would forgive the Jews for the murder of His only Son. Two-thousand motherfucking years the Jews have waited for the mercy of God to shine on them, and let there be born a cute Jew.

Elliot Ben is that Jew.

Before he became the chart-topping subscription whore familiar to most of Stickam, Elliot was shameless in his efforts to attract more viewers. Especially pedofags. Left and right he would shake that tight little ass, wearing Hello Kitty pajamas to appear even younger than he is.

If Elliot’s ass is half as tight as his wallet—buy a fucking ad, you cheap jew—he’ll make a fantastic bottom.

http://www.stickam.com/elliotben

Ryan Andrew recently sent StickyDrama an unretouched photo of popular Myspace cutie Alex Evans, who won our first Eye Candy contest.

Quoting Ryan:

“The picture of him unphotoshopped is pretty bad. It’s not horrible, but not as good as the pictures he has up on MySpace. You can see that he uses foundation that’s too dark for his skin, his eyes aren’t as blue in real life, his chin and jawline seem pretty messed up, his eyebrows need a ton of work, etc. I’m sure a lot of obsessed girls would be somewhat surprised if they saw that photo of him, since everyone knows him as the ocean blue eyed pretty boy.”

Granted, Alex isn’t that bad au naturel; and he probably didn’t even know what the fuck StickyDrama is, let alone that he was in our Eye Candy gallery. Nevertheless we are distressed that Photoshop was probably the only reason he managed to beat the naturally suckable Dennis Hegstad—and only by a slight margin.

Dennis, who appears on cam in various degrees of undress and intoxication, was StickyDrama’s favorite to win. We’ll take Dennis “raw” (so to speak) over a retouched Alex anytime.

http://www.myspace.com/asphyxiat3d

The main perk of running our own blog is having the discretion to report any subject we may desire; and at the present time there is nothing more newsworthy to StickyDrama than than the prospect of being that faggot fortunate enough to eventually lick the delectable anus of Stickam uber-cutie Dennis Hegstad. If you want real news, go read The New York Times.

StickyDrama and a handful of other drugged-up cocksuckers were in Dennis’s Live earlier this week, posing rimming-related questions to the str8 studmuffin who answered inbetween on-cam bongtokes. Dennis even posed our questions to his str8 friends, one of whom avows having an asshole hairy “like a forest.” Dennis was not in his underwear during our interview but this situation was rectified shortly thereafter:

Of interest only to faggots horny enough to have read thus far, Dennis admitted that while he would never lick anyone else’s asshole, if someone were to lick his own asshole then he would prefer that this heavenly task be done by a man.

http://www.stickam.com/profile/dennishegstad