4chan Sending @JustinBieber to North Korea 35 comments

@JustinBieber is presently being pwnt by the infamous trolls over at 4chan, who are hell-bent on sending the repugnantly popular singer to the rogue nation of North Korea.

Exploiting the fact that any nation–no matter how dangerous or deplorable–could receive votes, 4chan has seen to it that North Korea presently enjoys first place in Bieber’s My World Tour Contest, with over half a million votes.

“It is highly unlikely Bieber would be given permission to enter North Korea,” the BBC wrote of 4chan’s prank.  The Beeb furthermore made a rather lulzy observation:  “Given the fact that almost all citizens of North Korea are denied internet access and there are restrictive controls over all media, it is unlikely that any of the votes have actually come from within the country.”


Rest In Peace: Hideously Ugly Miss Ellie Dies in Tennessee at the Age of 17 28 comments

Miss Ellie, a Chinese Crested Hairless dog who skyrocketed to fame in 2009 after being declared Animal Planet’s “World’s Ugliest Dog” contest, has died at the tender age of 17, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Ellie’s breathtaking ugliness branded its image into the collective unconscious of the nation, and her hideous snout was streamed or embedded throughout countless chatrooms and profiles.

Rest in peace, Ellie.  And you had better hope there’s not any picture of you holding a dildo in your snout.

Tasteless tattoos brought to you by Avril Lavigne – what a surprise? 28 comments

Ink’d magazine is one of the leading tattoo magazines in the united states. Their magazine obviously appreciates the art. But this june 2010 cover has me… sick to my stomach. Is it me? or would you agree?avril lavigne june 2010 ink'd cover

Avril lavigne, a “musician” I wouldn’t even consider relevent anymore (or a songwriter for that matter but we won’t talk about her plagiarized shitty ass songs here). I’ll admit especially in recent years I have had no respect towards avril. But now she has really taken the cake. As you know she just got a divorce from her husband deryck wiebly (that ugly guy from sum41). Yes the guy who made out and got tattoos with hanna beth apparently.

So of coarse she would be heart broken, shes entitled to that…. well here let me just post some quotes from the interview from the magazine.

On Deryck:
“We celebrated his 30th birthday together. It was a big one and I was like, ‘Lets get 30 tattoos. I will if you will.'”

On fan tattoos:
“I’ve seen people with my portrait, and some people put my name on them after I sign my autograph. I signed one girl’s ass and she tattooed it. I was like, ‘Ooh, I better do a really good job!'”

On future tats:
“I want to get a big-ass-motherf*****g tattoo on my forearm. I’m going to wait a few years and make sure I still want it then. I have to wait for that special someone to come back into my life. I want to do a big-ass heart with a flag through it with a name. I want it to be a huge experience and statement.”

1.Getting a tattoo on his 30th birthday, reasonable – 30? Thats just a really dumb way to spend your money. Not to mention make yourself completely unattractive (I’ll admit avril used to be preety). Jumping to the last quote now..

I can understand if she will remain friends and close with her ex. But she needs to move on. Maybe those two will get back together who knows? But If I do they’ll be the next britney and kfed minus the superstardom and tv show. She should stop worrying about waiting for him to “come back to her” She comes across extremely immature. I’m surprised she was even allowed inside the tattoo shop. She acts and presents herself like she is 12. “I want to do a big-ass heart with a flag through it with a name. ” LOL please do get that tattoo it’ll probably be 100x funnier then the way you descirbed t.

Oh and by the way her favorite tattoo is the word fuck on her ribs….(wait till she gets knocked up it’ll probably look like the word fag after she gets all stretched out. )

All jokes aside this is what really bugs me about this. The fact that she’ll get 30 poorly drawn completely unoriginal and retarted tattoos all over he body that just make her look like trash and then she is rewarded with a magazine cover? Especially that fuck tattoo seriously? get a picture of yogi bear tattoo’d on your neck – thats more meaningful then the word “fuck” and it’ll atleast look better too. You can just imagine the deep thought process she must have when deciding what to have tattoo’d on her, sitting there with a sharpie writing things like “shit fuck cock” on her buttcheeks. If anything she needs to be confronted by the TRUE tattoo “Ink’d” community (people with artistic and meaningful tattoo) especially the women. Many tattoo’d women are out down now we have this clown trash canadian whore making it worse. She only got this because shes a “celebrity” meanwhile there are plenty of other more famous celebs with better looking tattooos then her.

If she didn’t get this cover because shes a celebrity I want to know whos dick she sucked to get it. An idiot who gets the word fuck tattooo’d on them deserves to be thrown face first into a dumpster where their haggard ass looking body belongs.

How do you feel about avril? Know anyone with dumb ass tattoos? Think tattoos are repulsive all together? Are you honestly surpirsed at this? What do you think about her and her ex? DISCUSS

@yelyahwilliams Hayley Williams of Paramore Accidentally Twitpics Own n00dz; Claims She “Got Hacked” 151 comments

Hayley Williams of the popular band Paramore is rumored to have recently Twipic’d her own n00dz by mistake just a few minutes ago.

Hailey claimed she “got hacked”; however, since she immediately gained deleted the twitpic seconds after it was posted, a more plausible theory is that the 21-year-old singer simply didn’t know how to use her new BlackBerry.


Isaiah Garnica coming out of the woodwork 12 comments

So being my typical nosy self I stumbled upon this image of billionaire and facefreak Jocelyn Wildenstein and designer Lloyd Klein during Palm Springs Fashion week. Then 2 seconds later i realized its singer/model/stickam waste-case Isaiah Garnica between them!!! LOL!!!!

Maybe its Isaiah’s new sugar momma? Or maybe they’re just exchanging beauty tips?


Male Model Nick Snider Arrested, Tells Cops “I’ll Suck Your Dick and Balls If You Let Me Go” 30 comments

Male model Nick Snider was arrested February 1 on charges of public drunkenness and disorderly conduct in Batesville, Arkansas.  While en route to jail he told his arresting officer Deputy Brian Luetschwager,  “I’ll suck your dick and balls, if you let me go.”  Rather than accept the blowjob, Deputy Luetschwager issued Snider another citation for “attempt to influence a public servant.”

While not very big on Stickam, Mr. Snider is quite a successful male model.  He was featured in a Prada campaign and as recently as last month was in Paris for the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show.


Call us crazy, but somehow StickyDrama doesn’t think it’s smart to offer a gay blowjob to anybody in Arkansas—except, of course, to Ian Nicholas. We’d totally gargle that hicksauce.

Quit Your Yapping and Just Suck It, Whore! 72 comments

StickyDrama has been sitting back for a few days, letting Kiki Kannibal run her mouth on the subject of recreational drug use.  Her stated belief is that no recreational user of drugs—namely marijuana—can be successful.


Whatever.  It’s America, we’re all entitled to our beliefs.  But when she recently asserted on Formspring that the highly successful actor Johnny Depp doesn’t smoke weed, we felt compelled to tell the bitch what’s what.


Depp acknowledged his recreational marijuana use in a June 2001 interview with Film Review Magazine, and again in USA Today. He furthermore declared that he would prefer to supply his own children with marijuana, rather than risk their resorting to a shady dealer.  (He’s also StickyDrama’s neighbor here in the historic core of downtown Los Angeles when he’s not living in France.)
Kiki should quit trying to be some sort of online role model before another stupid kid ends up dead. Not even old enough to vote, and already a whore promoting anorexia. Such an inspiration.


@RobDyrdek Hacked! 26 comments

So my boy Justin and I were able to compromise most of Rob Dyrdek’s intellectual property’s such as his Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, and Youtube account.

We achieved this by first guessing gmail’s he might use, and then guessed his security question answer which was ” rob ” which is absolutely hilariously dumb which was set by his own company that he runs on his show Fantasy Factory.

Here are a couple of screen shots of access to said accounts…

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As a result of this Youtube did not like the hack one bit and deleted my Youtube account and banned me from Youtube for a couple of weeks but on the bright side I got to speak to another celebrity on the phone after I had Rob email me…

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For those of you who don’t know who I am, my alias’s are as follows…

oRLY Da Pedo (stickam.com/omgthatsaguy)
JJ Da E11 Climber

I was a member of team n0d for a while then left team n0d which I’m sure you are all very familiar with.

For those of you wondering where I have been, I left Stickam due to the servers getting too slow when Stickam expanded exponentially and became home to millions of users. But on the good side I’m still pimping those hoes in chats and on myspace just not on Stickam.



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