lolwut? 38 comments

first things first, nothing more satisfying than spitting in Melissa from the millionaires’ hair, which I did at San Diego’s Warped Tour ’09. considering the fact that her overinflated hair is hiding secrets and STDs, i may have just been feeding the STDs more moisture which they need to survive.

I know it wasn’t very nice of me, but that’s the point, besides, it was the perfect opportunity. your crabs will thank me later.

secondly, can someone tell me what is wrong with this picture?

hate always,

captain steve xxx

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Anonymous, August 24, 2009

Melissa looks like Roseanne circa 1990. Gross…

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kc, August 24, 2009

first: melissa’s shirt looks like a shirt a 40 year old prostitute would wear x.x and steve you win for spitting on her. but I like how you thought you did it to alison XD haha either one works though.

second: I think jb has bigger boobs than me. which is depressing. and also, the picture has 666 views.

I win.

JennJenn, August 25, 2009

Soooo this was basically two photos and your captions?
Thats pretty low to spit in a girls hair, especially one you don’t know.
Also, anyone can have cleavage if you push and tape hard enough. Haha

Anonymous, August 25, 2009

The Millionaires are trashy and TrannyBoy is even trashier.

kitty, August 25, 2009

she got hit in the head with a bottle while on stage at west palm warped haha

morganfreeman, August 25, 2009

lmao Johnny Boy is so fucking ugly D:

Anonymous, August 25, 2009

didnt she fuck john hock?

heidilee, August 25, 2009

666 views on johnny boy lol

Anonymous, August 25, 2009

When she was here in Toronto, Canada for warped, all people did was boo them and throw a bunch of shit at them. I stood in the middle of the crowd laughing. They think they are such hot shit but their music SERIOUSLY sucks. Just because a bunch of scene and wanna-bees that are the age of 13-16 love their ‘music’, that doesn’t mean they are gunna go anywhere far so they can just stfu and be done with it. Melissa is a LOLCOW. alittle bit of fame went to their heads.

Anonymous, August 25, 2009

no one poses next to a toilet unless they’re sophisticated.

yahyah, August 25, 2009

the “church sermons via phone” ad?


ALEXinwonderland, August 25, 2009

How come everyone says the millionaires are disease infested, funny since they are the only “scene queens” that don’t have nasty nudes on the internet, and that pic looks better than any pic from anyone on stickydrama! LOL

Can it be denied? Everyone says they are nice and they admit they have no talent and such. ” no talent just lucky”. That Seems to be a big f”$(you to the haters which is funny

I love the millionaires! The music is kinds pointless but it is fun, even the biggest haters , some guys from my school, say it is shit but Its very catchy LOL


Lick my cat bitches!!!!!!

ALEXinwonderland, August 25, 2009

Ohhh and btw

I have a question for everyone

Can you do better ? Ha no!


Funny how people hate, probably cuz you know you can’t do better and won’t even make it as far as thru have

chrisgoss, August 25, 2009

i would totally knock the dust off that bitch lol

shelby slaughter, August 25, 2009

they were all very nice to me when i met them at warped in atl.

captainstevexxx, August 26, 2009

wow would i want to “do better?”
i don’t have a musical career, music is a big interest of mine and i write music but i do it solely for MY amusement. i’m a student, i’m studying to impress myself, not everyone else, alex.

i’m sure they ARE nice, but i’m not.

captainstevexxx, August 26, 2009

oh and yahyah, kc, everyone else who answered my question, yes, you pretty much got it, haha

JacksonJawbreaker, August 26, 2009

Why the fuck would you spit in someone’s hair? That is so disrespectful and trashy, even if you dislike the person.

P.S. Your ‘feeding the STD’ joke failed, hard.

Anonymous, August 26, 2009

She doesn’t have to stumble around looking for a place to puke later. That’s an experienced drunk right there.

Anonymous, August 26, 2009

when i met her she was nice..but probably drunk (which would explain her ranting about how pretty i am)

fuckyeah, August 26, 2009

Finally. I am glad some people hate them as much as I do. Bravo Captain Steve! Epic Post!

captainstevexxx, August 26, 2009

jackson, love it or hate it, i’m a big time cunt, i target certain people for a reason. melissa i targeted because she was rude to me when they were last in san diego with i set my friends on fire, not a grudge, just something to make myself laugh. get over it.

Anonymous, August 26, 2009

goss, your a fucking loser. why don’t you go knock some dust off of your penis because it obvi isnt in high demand, your the laughing stock of the internet community and probably the laughing stock of everyone who knows you in real life too.

Anonymous, August 27, 2009

alexwonderfag-fuck off back to your lil scene fag paradise fantasyland

Anonymous, August 27, 2009

it would bo so funny if one of these cunts either died of an overdose or was raped and killed. that would be the end all of lol irony

JacksonJawbreaker, August 27, 2009

Steve, I don’t doubt that you are a ‘big cunt’, but it still doesn’t give you the right to assault people. (Yes, purposely spitting on someone is against the law and considered assault.) Be the bigger person, take satisfaction knowing that she was rude and that you did the right thing and didn’t retaliate. /rantz

Anonymous, August 27, 2009

^stfu, you are a fan of theirs so fuck off with your opinion

Munster, August 28, 2009

Thank God

Anonymous, August 30, 2009

anyone whos seen her knows she looks even more like a hag in person

Anonymous, September 2, 2009

LOL i bet you she uses a Bump it HAHa

Tobii, September 20, 2009

get your hand out of the toilet

oh my god.

that’s freaking me out.

thekatiemartin, October 4, 2009

The Millionaires: Less talented Amy Winehouses.

And that is really really saying something.

Anonymous, November 25, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK! I fucking love Melissa. Your just fucking jealous. FUCK YOU.

Anonymous, January 13, 2010

i was at san deigos warped and no one spit on her
and dani just threw rockstar on the crowd
lmao your prolly the idiot who crowd surfed all the way to dani
fucking loser

teeheehee, January 19, 2010

this bitch is ugly and fat, she makes snookie look hot

Anonymous, January 31, 2010

you’re not funny.

Captain Steve XXX, March 16, 2010

why are people still commenting this? old news, i didn’t spit in her hair during their set i spit in her hair when she walked by me. i don’t do crowd surfing, besides i broke my arm over some guy’s head during chiodos so why the hell would i be crowd surfing. yes i’m TOTES jealous of her gonnoherpasyphilaids, why is it that every scene kid’s defense mechanism, “OMFG UR JST JELISS!!!”

shouldn’t you be at hot topic buying hair extensions?

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