@natalievans: The nobody who will steal your bf girls. 28 comments

This girl is Natalie Evans.

Earlier, I though she was a sweet innocent girl that I’ve seen on a fake myspace page passing as “Kristin Khaotic”. But in reality, I’ve done some research about this “myspace sweetheart”, and she turns out to be just another Hanna Beth. Natalie or how she prefers to be called, “Ali” Evans, is a band promoter (groupie more like it) and she hosts a TV show or so she claims. She lives in NJ (figures) and hangs out with a bunch of local bands to “help them”. “me and her dated for about a yr n god, she was such a bitch, she is bipolar as fuck i cant stand her” says one of her recent ex- bf’s. She can swear she is internet famous bt she really isn’t. The only way she will get famous is when she starts doing “STD/AIDS” commercials. She is such a bitch, I tried talking to her and all she could say was “You have a bf?” like how desperate can you be girl?

She twitters about nothing literally, she is a nobody trying to be someone, example: Mary Massacre, Brookelle Bones and all those other people trying to be famous via myspace and whoring themselves. Natalie, give up. You will not get anywhere by sucking famous people’s dicks. And to add more, this whore was ENGAGED, yes, ENGAGED. She was telling everyone about it one day in her stickam chatroom (which she never logs on anymore, unless she has a new one) who the hell would ever get married to this girl? I know I wouldn’t and so shouldn’t you. Do I feel bad for her? Honestly, yes. She needs help, she is obese and her face is horrible. Natalie, or should I say “Ali”, there is such things as surgeries to fix that huge nose of yours and that face that makes you look like a camel. Fix yourself, then take some nudes and post them up “accidentally” all over your myspace, you whore. This is a fail post but I could care less, I just wanted people to know how this bitch can be before you even talk to her, believe me, waste of time. And she claims she is a virgin…you judge that youself. STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOURSELF THAT MUCH, god I don’t even know how you face the outside world without your photoshop. Put some clothes on whore, I love you fucking whore =]


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Anonymous, April 6, 2010


anon, April 6, 2010

Hardcore selfpost.

Anonymous, April 6, 2010


Anonymous, April 6, 2010


another stupid post.

adolf hitler, April 6, 2010

No one cares. I find her ugly at a high, but if you truly had a problem with what she says and does, how about go confront her instead of being an anonypus?


Anonymous, April 6, 2010

smells like self post.
if it isnt then wow, you need to get a life

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

lol tl;dr for sure

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scenekilluh, April 6, 2010

ughh tl;dr
stfu stupid whore.

zeropi0, April 6, 2010

Yeah total self Post. Her face scares me in every way known to man.

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

I stopped reading after “This girl is Natalie Evans.”

Exactly, no one.
Therefore, no one gives a fuck.

blablabla, April 6, 2010

My boyfriend wouldn’t even look at that. ahahah and He would call her an emo fuck, I can already hear it.

She looks like a horse, and she’s fat. I don’t really see any of this post happening.
Alsoooo, no one cares. :)

Mhm, April 6, 2010


Victoria Laza, April 6, 2010

She’s obese?
Jesus Christ, wish I was that obese.

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

you know a self post when it starts out with ‘she’ll steal your bfs’ lol

anonymous, April 6, 2010

Your a fugly moronic waste of flesh
We need to feed you to starving African babies who can make good use of your blubber like say, making it into hides and sleeping mats 😉

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

Obese? Yeah. She’s not ugly. You’re ugly for posting this.

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

Nobody fucking cares. Stupid post.

failure, April 6, 2010

This is not a self-post, sorry to say but it’s not. I’m just telling everyone how fucked up she is so they’ll beware of the bitch, plus if it wasn’t that important..why the fuck are you reading this post?

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

Ok … why the hell would somone put thissss much work into bashing them selves … all of you are just waiting for another kiki story or a john hock rape case .. SELF POST SLEF POST … shut the fuck up … god …g et a life and get off the internet … i only read this because i know her … and who ever posted this has truths in there but is an asshole for posting it … if you dont like her .. dont talk to her

lost_shadow, April 6, 2010

she is pretty

Anonymous, April 6, 2010

HORRIBLE FAIL SELF-POST. this bitch is ugly and fat. and completely retarded.

sleazi-kiki, April 6, 2010

A girl’s boyfriend can’t be “stolen”.

sleazi-kiki, April 6, 2010

“Ok … why the hell would somone put thissss much work into bashing them selves”

To make it look like she didn’t post it. Duh. And the big point of the post being, “Watch out, she can take your boyfriend,” isn’t bashing. It’s thinly-veiled self-praise. It’s not like the post contains anything really personal and humiliating.

Nothing has to be important for people to comment on it. My personal excuse it that I’m an insomniac and spend my days bored to tears at work with nothing to do but read and dick around on a computer at work.

If you’re going to defend the obvious self-posters, leave a link or no one has reason to think you’re anyone but the poster herself.

666, April 25, 2010

this girl went to my highschool like two years ago and everyone like hated her

Anonymous, July 1, 2010

actually she is not a whore, she’s my girlfriend and you people really shouldn’t be saying shit about people you don’t know, she actually is a virgin just to let you know lol

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