Your Poop Could Save My Life: Another Deeply Problematic Craigslist Ad 3 comments

Your Poop Could Save My Life and I’m Willing To Pay For it. Seriously. (Los Angeles)

Poop

So this is definitely the most interesting ad I’ve ever posted.

Here’s my story. . .

My name is Jake, I’m 34 and I’m a reasonably normal (whatever that means) Jewish guy originally from the northeast.

The thing is, I’ve got Crohn’s Disease. And it kind of sucks.

The symptoms of Crohn’s Disease include, but aren’t limited to:
– Extreme abdominal pain.
– Intermittent diarrhea/constipation.
– Intestinal Bleeding
– Increased sensitivity to allergies of all kinds.
– The all-over feeling of being “sick.”
– Brutal and prolonged bouts of fatigue.

I’ve tried to beat this thing naturally now for close to 15 years. To say that I’m disciplined would be the understatement of the decade.

I’ve nailed down every diet you can imagine. Paleo. The Specific Carbohydrate Diet. FODMAPs. GAPS. I’ve tried variations of them all. I’ve introduced foods slowly. I’ve tried all sorts of alternative therapies. I’ve been on several of the drugs.

Various things have helped at times. Sort of. But nothing has really worked. My condition has now progressed to a point where long-term drug maintenance for the rest of my life is a very real possibility, and not one that I’m at all excited about. Not only do I have no assurance that my symptoms will improve, but the side effects of these drugs range from super annoying to downright brutal.

It recently came to my attention that there’s an approved treatment for C.Diff Colitis that’s been proven to work for IBD as well, albeit when administered for a much longer period of time and with strict consistency. I’ve looked into this treatment extensively (I’m admittedly a neurotic researcher) and once I got past the “ick” factor, decided that it’s the real deal.

It’s called Bacteriotherapy. At least that’s what the medical world calls it. In reality, we’re talking about fecal transplants (commonly referred to as FMT or Fecal Microbial Transplantation). This means taking the poop of a healthy person and inserting it into the colon of a sick person by enema. Like I said, there’s an “ick” factor. Believe me, I’m not a bizarro poop fetish guy (and hey, no offense to those who are) but when you’re sick and you absolutely believe that something will get you not just a little better, but potentially in remission or even cured, you go for it.

Before I proceed with my pitch, here’s some reading material that you might find interesting.

A. Professor Tom Borody in Australia is the king of this shit. Literally. He was the first one to talk about how Mycobacterium avium paratuberculosis (MAP) is an infectious cause of Crohn’s Disease. Its causality has been proven by the standard Koch’s postulates which have been fulfilled by culturing the pathogen from patients with Crohn’s Disease. Here’s a link to his website, where you can read lots more about Crohn’s, IBD and fecal tranplants:http://www.cdd.com.au

B. The Taymount Clinic in the UK has performed more FMT’s than anyone else in the world. Here’s a link to their site: http://taymount.com

C. Sky Curtis’ son Chris was suffering from Crohn’s (my story is actually quite similar to his) and she did everything that any loving mother would do to save his life. This included fecal transplants. Today, Chris is 100% cured and disease-free thanks to fecal transplants that he received from his mother, Sky. She documented the whole process and wrote out the protocol of how she did it. It’s an awesome story that if nothing else will leave you amazed, touched and filled with that warm and fuzzy feeling: http://www.amazon.com/Gut-Reaction-Mothers-Struggle-Recovery-ebook/dp/B00E8GCEBA

D. And here’s her follow-up guidebook on how to do the protocol the right way, so that it works: http://www.amazon.com/The-Fecal-Transplant-Guidebook-Constipation/dp/0991952022

E. Finally here’s the link to an authority site about fecal transplants that offers resources and testimonials. The site is filled with stories of people who did this thing all sorts of wrong, and in many cases still got very good results. Overall very inspiring stuff. http://thepowerofpoop.com

Now that I’ve hit you with all of the information, it’s time for the pitch.

I’m looking for a healthy stool donor. That’s right, I want your poop. And I’m willing to pay you for it. While the money is certainly one part of it, honestly the type of person I’m looking for is someone who is just as into this to help another human being by doing something as simple as taking poops for them.

As for how much I’ll pay, we can discuss. I’m far from a rich guy but am open to various options based on your individual situation.

Aside from the money, there’s another added benefit. You’ll be eating amazingly well. I need someone who is incredibly healthy and am willing to help in part to financially support great dietary habits.

My ideal candidate is:
– Male between 18-39
– In great health
– Lives in or around Los Angeles
– Is looking to be a part of something kind of crazy, yet incredible

Obviously this barely scratches the surface of eligibility. In addition to eating great, this person would have to go through a quick series of stool and blood tests to confirm eligibility.

There’s also some initial criteria that would exclude someone from being eligible. I’ve posted at the end of this ad a full questionnaire that I need to have answered before moving forward with anyone. It’s a serious list of questions, but putting someone else’s poop inside of me is sort of a serious deal.

Logistically, we can also discuss how and where this pooping would take place. There are a few options. But ultimately all you need to do is poop. I don’t require help of any kind in preparing the enema or anything else. Again, you just poop.

More so than eligibility and eating habits and everything else, the biggest thing arguably is commitment. Once we start, we absolutely must see the whole protocol through.

Here’s the schedule:
First 30 days: Every day.
Next three weeks: Every other day.
Next three weeks: Every third day.
Next three weeks: Every fourth day.
Next three weeks: Every fifth day.
Next three weeks: Once a week.
Next six weeks: Once every two weeks.
Next year: Once a month.

It’s a serious schedule. The really tough part is the first 3-4 months, where travel is basically not an option. Beyond that it obviously gets much easier, especially when it’s a once a month thing.

If you want to be a part of something life-changing (who knows, perhaps for both of us. . .) and incredibly helpful not only to me, but to those with whom I intend to share my experience and results, then respond to this ad. If you respond though, make sure to answer all of the questions below and include your answers with your reply. There are a lot of questions, but they’re all important and relevant in one way or another.

Thanks in advance so much. Means a lot to me.

Jake

Questionnaire:
1. Do you have any chronic illnesses?
2. Do you have any autoimmune conditions (e.g.. Grave’s disease, multiple sclerosis, connective tissue disease, hypothyroidism, IBD, lupus, rheumatoid ?arthritis, other)?
3. Do you have any history of IBD (Crohn’s/Colitis), irritable bowel syndrome, chronic constipation or chronic diarrhea?
4. Do you have any history of gastrointestinal malignancy or known polyposis?
5. Do you take medication on a daily basis? If yes, which medications and for what reason?
6. Have you taken antibiotics in the last 6 months?
7. Do you have any history of excessive antibiotic use?
8. Do you smoke? If so, how often?
9. Do you drink? If so, how often?
10. Do you use recreational drugs? If so, how often?
11. Have you ever used drugs intravenously?
12. Do you have / have you ever had a tattoo?
13. Have you ever been rejected as a blood donor? If yes, why?
14. Have you ever received blood products or a blood transfusion? If yes, where and when?
15. Have you ever received any type of transplant (e.g. organ, tissue, cornea, hair, etc.)? If yes, where, when, and what type?
16. Were you born in a country outside the United States, or have you ever resided in a
country outside the U.S. for more than 1 year? If yes, when and where?
17. Have you traveled outside of the U.S. in the last two years? If yes, where and when?
18. Have you ever had malaria? If yes, when?
19. Have you received vaccinations for hepatitis B?
20. While visiting another country (for work or vacation), have you ever had sexual contact ?with people originating from that country? If yes, when and where?
21. Do you have a new sexual partner with whom you have commenced sexual relations within the last twelve months?
22. Have you ever been in an Immunosuppressive state, or have a past use of immunosuppressive medications?
23. Do you have any history of major gastrointestinal surgery (e.g., gastric bypass)?
24. Do you have any history of metabolic syndrome with BMI >30?
25. Do you have any history of Atopic diseases including asthma, eosinophilic disorders of the gastrointestinal tract?
26. Do you have any history of chronic pain syndromes, e.g., chronic fatigue syndrome, fibromyalgia?
27. Do you have any history of skin issues, such as psoriasis, eczema, hives, acne, itchy skin, rashes of any kind or dermatitis?
28. Do you have any history of joint pain?
29. Have you suffered from any hair loss, i.e. male pattern baldness or thinning?
30. Do you have any sexual dysfunction or issues with libido?
31. Do you have any history of obesity / weight control issues?
32. Do you have any history of allergies (seasonal, food etc)?
33. Have you ever had anonymous sexual contacts?
34. Have you ever had sexual contact with someone who uses IV drugs?
35. Have you ever had sexual contact with someone of your own sex?
36. Have you ever had sexual contact with a bisexual or homosexual man?
37. In the last 12 months, have you had receptive anal sex with a new partner?
38. Have you ever had sexual contact with someone who received money from you for this ?contact?
39. Have you ever worked as a sex worker/prostitute?
40. Have you ever had sexual contact with someone who turned out to be infected with HIV, HTLV, hepatitis, or syphilis?
41. Have you ever had a sexually transmittable disease (e.g. HIV, syphilis, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital herpes, oral herpes, trichomonas, bacterial vaginosis, HPV, other)?
42. Have you ever been treated for an intestinal infection (e.g. C. difficile, Salmonella, Shigella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli, rotavirus, norovirus, intestinal parasites, other)? If yes, which ones and when?
43. Do you have hemorrhoids?
44. Have you ever had blood in your stools? a. If yes, were any extra tests performed? What were the results?
45. Have you had a fever in the past two weeks?
46. How often do you poop? And how consistent are the times?
47. Can you describe a high-level overview of your diet?
48. Do you exercise? If yes, how often?
49. What is your profession?
50. What zip code do you live in?
51. How flexible is your schedule?
52. Are you sure that you can COMMIT to the schedule:
First 30 days: Every day.
Next three weeks: Every other day.
Next three weeks: Every third day.
Next three weeks: Every fourth day.
Next three weeks: Every fifth day.
Next three weeks: Once a week.
Next six weeks: Once every two weeks.
Next year: Once a month.

 

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/etc/5419514482.html


Ghetto Cabs: Another Deeply Problematic Craigslist Ad No comments

NEED A CHEAP ASS RIDE? CALL GHETTO CABS! WE COMIN’ UP! (AUSTIN)

Ghetto Cabs

Do you need a cheap ass ride? Call Ghetto Cabs!We may pick yo ass up in a ghetto ass ride but we will get you where you need to go in one piece and in good mutha fuckin’ time! Call or text and if you don’t get through the first time, its because we are fuckin’ busy, but I promise we get to you ASAP! The easiest thing to do is to send a date, location (meaning physical address) and a time, a few hours ahead of time is best but sometimes we can get to you on the fly, so just try!
The rate is 20$ one way in and around the Austin area or 50$ per hour, longer trips are negotiable.
So if you need a cheap ass ride or if you need a mutha fuckin’ job call GHETTO CABS, We Comin’ Up!

 

https://austin.craigslist.org/rid/5402040763.html


New @JakeWolfCrunk song aimed at @AmorHilton 17 comments

Amor Hilton is good at pissing people off, as we all know. Jakewolf’s new song, “Myspace Models” is clearly about her. Lyrics Below.

its kinda sad you’re such a sucker, cause you got it goin’ on.
get a real job.
i’ll make this as simple as possible for sake of confusing you.
i know you got a little tick that makes you hop from dick to dick.
a severe case of attention deficit disorder.
a quarter tank of gas to drive awhile away from where you normally stay.
get coked the fuck out and get railed for a day or 2.
im proud of you. i bet your momma’s proud of you too.

(chorus)

who’s list
is this list? its craigslist, and this list is listing a girl’s list of requests.
like money for hand sex. maybe an extra 50 bucks to play with her tits.

(chorus)

oh, what an insecure mess. you must be depressed that mommy and daddy,
or your best friends still give you a place to rest your nappy fucking head.
but no (no no) you’re just to beautiful to go (go go)
back to the harsh reality that you ain’t all you’re cracked up to be.
just another insecure skank.

(chorus)

i hope you’re glad you’re such a fucker.
girl you got it fucking wrong
this ain’t a real job…

Of course Amor fired back on her twitter… four times.

amor2.jpg picture by toriiixxx

He moves fast though.. as mentioned below, on to Kiki Kannibal (Wth.)


Mo Hizzle, sad, fo shizzle. 14 comments



Amor seriously doesn’t give a flying fuck about JakeWolfCrunk.
She’s totally not jealous at all.


Seriously, she does not care. She’s not butthurt. Jake was obsessed and stalkerish.

Ohhh BTW: Amor will be joining Tim and his band on tour, so she will be accepting any donations for food/cigs for the road in exchange for Hollywood Handjobs.


Amor has a sense of humor 41 comments

Making fun of herself about photoshop skills, craigslist, weed, and all of her other drama! Here’s the first of what is called “The IRL World.” 

The IRL World Ep.1



@AmorHilton Pussed Out; Craigslisting Exposed 152 comments

Amor Hilton didn’t come outside her apartment to confront Kelli from Compton.  To hear Kelli tell it, Amor just kept peeking out her window until they left.  So Kelli and Ray Lancione and some other faggots and sluts ended up coming to StickyHouse.

rayKelli

Also gracing us with his prescence was Alex Emergency, ex-boyfriend of Jay the Bi God, a former StickyDrama writer who left our team while on the run from the police for stalking some bitch.  

alex

Towards the end of the night, StickyDrama ended up buttraping Alex.  We stole Jay’s boyfriend, just like we stole his blog. 

alexStickyBlur

Isn’t life funny?

Oh.  And.  AND. Amor’s ex Ryan Anchors couldn’t resist entering the fray:

ryanAmor

Ryan went so far as to forward StickyDrama Amor’s Craigslisting emails:

 

tommorow day is fine where when

In a message dated 7/15/2009 5:39:20 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

babe i can host tomorrow during the day or night- sup to you. i have studio-time tonight =[

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com
Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:01:51 EDT

are you available today can you host

In a message dated 7/14/2009 5:15:08 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

What’s your number, I’ll call you. If we go all the way (obviously
protected) how much can you donate to me? I know men prefer it over a
hand job. haha I don’t think I’m doing my shoot anymore because I spent
all day cleaning so I’m just too pooped to go.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com
Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 18:26:02 EDT

what time tonight?

In a message dated 7/14/2009 2:32:13 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time, amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

We can do later tonight, I don’t know how long you’re up for… or tomorrow.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com
Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:23:30 EDT

so what time?

In a message dated 7/14/2009 10:54:44 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time, amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

Yes, i have a photoshoot at 6pm today so it’d have to be anytime after…
You really can’t give me more than 100? =/

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com
Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:48:52 EDT

okay will you do 100 in the car for a hj

In a message dated 7/14/2009 10:48:29 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time, amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

Im not comfortable with bj’s to be honest. the car is fine.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:45:54 EDT

would you consider doing a bj…is the car still okay

In a message dated 7/14/2009 10:41:44 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

When I was living in downtown
l.a we agree’d it’d be in your car, just a quick and easy thing- I’m
now on Ventura Blvd in Encino. I would’nt feel comfortable doing
anything else unless the price tag was really high and I’m not here to
break anybody’s bank.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:36:40 EDT

can you do more where would we go

In a message dated 7/14/2009 10:09:38 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

Yes I do… I’m in Encino. How much was your donation again?
I’ll let you see my boobs and give you a handjob for 150 at least….

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Thu, 9 Jul 2009 12:57:25 EDT

perfect do you still need money…lets meet today

In a message dated 7/8/2009 8:53:01 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

encino now

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 7 Jul 2009 21:53:37 EDT

are you in los angeles

In a message dated 6/9/2009 10:51:43 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

Nope, it has to be the same deal.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Tue, 9 Jun 2009 16:03:46 EDT

yes but can i pick you up and bring you to my house for a while

In a message dated 6/8/2009 11:50:05 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

What are you expecting? A HJ still for 150?

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Mon, 8 Jun 2009 23:09:13 EDT

do you want to see me tonight

In a message dated 6/7/2009 2:25:35 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

No I’m here till Tuesday now.

—– Original Message —–
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
To: amornh@hellokitty.com

Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
summer… – w4m – 19 (d…
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 16:13:28 EDT

hey sorry it got too late ..have you left yet

In a message dated 6/3/2009 10:20:06 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:

> —– Original Message —–
> From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> To: amornh@hellokitty.com

> Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
> summer… – w4m – 19 (d…

> Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 01:11:06 EDT
>
>

> okay when will you be ready….can you send me another picture or
two
>
>

> In a message dated 6/3/2009 10:08:29 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
> amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
>

> You can park in the parkinglot in front of my building, the valet
guy is
> off for the night.

> > —– Original Message —–
> > From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> > To: amornh@hellokitty.com

> > Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for
the summer…
> – w4m – 19 (d…

> > Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 01:06:43 EDT
> >
> >

> > yes ..how long wil you hang out…..do you know a place we
can park..i
> dont
> > know downtown
> >
> >

> > In a message dated 6/3/2009 10:03:49 P.M. Pacific Daylight
Time,
> > amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
> >
> >

> > really good handjob is good enough?
> >

> > > —– Original Message —–
> > > From:
Woodmanave@aol.com
> > > To: amornh@hellokitty.com

> > > Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour
for the
> summer…
> > – w4m – 19 (d…

> > > Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:57:46 EDT
> > >
> > >
> > > how is 150
> > >
> > >

> > > In a message dated 6/3/2009 9:54:42 P.M. Pacific
Daylight Time,
> > > amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
> > >

> > > how much is being generous? I don’t do oral, I don’t
want a dick in
> me

> > > because i’ve been raped before and
> > >
having sex with strangers will make me cry not turn me on. I can only
> > give

> > > you a hollywood handjob at the
> > > most.

> > > > —– Original Message —–
> > >
> From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> > > > To:
amornh@hellokitty.com
> > > > Subject: Re: Rock’n’roll
model leaving for warped tour for the
> > summer…
> > > – w4m – 19 (d…

> > > > Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:46:03 EDT
> > > >
> > > >

> > > > yes i read that but thought you might like me and
we could play
> > …what
> > > do

> > > > you have in mind….like i said i will be generous
> > > >
> > > >

> > > > In a message dated 6/3/2009 9:45:16 P.M. Pacific
Daylight Time,
> > > > amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
> > > >
> > > > not read?

> > > > I said i’m not a prostitute.
> > >
> > —– Original Message —–
> > > > >
From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> > > > > To:
amornh@hellokitty.com
> > > > > Subject: Re:
Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
> > > summer…
> > > > – w4m – 19 (d…

> > > > > Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:37:55 EDT
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > In that case some quick play in the car..do
you like giving
> oral?
> > do
> > > you

> > > > > have another picture?
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > In a message dated 6/3/2009 9:37:16 P.M.
Pacific Daylight Time,
> > > > >
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
> > > > >

> > > > > What did you have in mind? I can’t host I have
roomates.
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > —– Original Message —–
> >
> > > From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> > > > >
To: amornh@hellokitty.com
> > > > > Subject: Re:
Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for
> the
> > > > summer… –

> > > > > w4m – 19 (d…
> > > > >
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:35:03 EDT
> > > > >

> > > > > I understand completely can you host tonight?
I can come right
> now
> > or
> > > we

> > > > > can use my car to play for a little while if
that works for
> you..i
> > > can be
> > > > > generous
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > In a message dated 6/3/2009 9:32:52 P.M.
Pacific Daylight Time,
> > > > >
amornh@hellokitty.com writes:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > Hi! I’m Amor.
> > > > >
First of all, I’m def not a prostitute just a struggling model
> > > looking
> > > > for

> > > > > some financial help so i can buy my cigs/food
on the road! I
> hope
> > you

> > > > > understand. I attached pictures.
> > > > >
> > > > > xox
> > > > >

> > > > > —– Original Message —–
> >
> > > From: Woodmanave@aol.com
> > > > >
To: pers-bpeeh-1204449447@craigslist.org
> > > > >
Subject: Rock’n’roll model leaving for warped tour for the
> > > summer… –
> > > > w4m

> > > > > – 19 (downtown
> > > > >
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 2009 00:24:57 EDT
> > > > >

> > > > > ** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY
DEALING LOCALLY
> > > > > ** Avoid: wiring money,
cross-border deals, work-at-home
> > > > > **
Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
> >
> > > ** More Info: _http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html_
> > > > > (http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html)
> > > > >
> > > > >

> > > > > If your still available i would love to spoil
you..send pic and
> > > info are

> > > > > you ready now

 

 

http://twitter.com/AmorHilton

http://twitter.com/lancione

http://twitter.com/AlexIzon

http://twitter.com/RyanAnchors