Feeling suicidal? 12 comments

Well, lucky for you, our dear old friend Brandon Hilton has a surefire way to make you reconsider!

You see, because Brandon Hilton was so personally troubled by the death of Alexander McQueen, he decided that he would start his very own suicide prevention… um… twitter. Yes, all of your anxieties will be resolved when you click on the link posted hundreds of times over and see a wall of Brandon Hilton’s nipples and several statistics about suicide (before, of course, you scroll down to see just how many people he’s attempted to contact about following this feed). What else could possibly make you feel better than a delusional fairy-boy’s self-promotion in the form of a noble cause?

Honestly. When will this end? I can sit by and chuckle at his multiple tweets to his “celebrity friends” every hour, none of whom respond, and giggle at his feeble attempts to compare himself to Lady Gaga or a singer. However, when you take a serious issue and use it for shameless plugs, I can’t really laugh. Instead of joining and promoting a real suicide prevention organization, he has the gall to create some fake help to make himself seem more noble. That’s crossing the line.

Sorry, but I don’t respect people who tweet about mourning the loss of someone dying in the same ten minutes as convincing everyone that you know a C-lister.

Brandon’s very own charity that he just invented (follow him on twitter, sexy)

Well, at least there’s a bright side… and I’m not sure if influencing someone to stick a toothbrush up their ass is much more honorable than suggesting suicide.

SUICIDE will FIX you PROBlems. BUT you are STILL dead, SO lame.

Well, he wants it to get lots of followers, but clearly not as much as his own account. That would just be silly.

Why don’t all of you (including you, Brandon) take a visit over here and make a real difference: http://www.twloha.com/index.php

P.S.: When I uploaded those photos, and ad at the bottom of the screen was for abortion clinics. The internet knows.

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GirlGerm, February 21, 2010

He tried twice? Come on brandon, try again and give some effort! Lady gaga would love it so its pretty much necessary….

Anonymous, February 21, 2010

i love how in the title of the first bulletin it saays NEW photos. he must REALLY miss Alexander McQueen

Anonymous, February 21, 2010

pfft that redneck didn’t even know who McQueen was until he became obsessed with Gaga. I hate these fake ~fashionistas

Anonymous, February 21, 2010

how classy. His background for his suicide prevention page is a picture of him. hmmm, that’ll make people want to kill themselves less, i’m sure…

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Lurkette, February 21, 2010

^ Nice try, but Brandon wouldn’t have left any respectable self-post without putting his own links up.

kc, February 21, 2010

good post:)
he’s such a loser…there’s not really any words to describe him that haven’t already been overused. I need a new word just for bh.

Anonymous, February 21, 2010

If I was a fan of Brandon Hilton, I’d kill myself too.

Lurkette, February 21, 2010

Aww, thank you kc. Now that you’ve complimented my post, I am obliged to love you forever.

blablabla, February 21, 2010

Ohhhh God I have several points on this post.

1st off: His nipple.

2nd: Who the FUCK is “we”??? (“We created a Twitter account for my campaign”) Seriously. He swears he has a Team or staff. (My little sister said “we” is BH and Lady Gaga)


3rd: New photos. ‘Nuff said.

4th: “I really want to use my fame and voice to bring light to a topic that isn’t really touched on that often as it should be.”
Ummmm.. Really? I think I’ve heard this from another ACTUAL celebrity before. AHAHAHA and Suicide is actually a talked about subject in the actual celeb world and national programs.

5th: “-shitty electro pop singers COUGH COUGH”
OMFG. I think he finally came to terms with THAT aspect of the truth that is.. Brandon “Hilton.”

Relates, February 24, 2010

Miley did this like 3 weeks ago.

Josie, February 24, 2010

This post has just made me hate brandon ‘hilton’ the the max.He always begs off peoples death or famous people,pretending he knows them,i hate how he’s acted like he;s familiar with lee mcqueen. ‘i own SEVERAL items’ doesn’t mean he’s special i’m sure alot of other people own pieces by mcqueen & as for him talking about ‘the greif of his mother’ no that’s not right at all ,he was in 38million debt and was going to have the mcqueen empire taken off him.

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