The Latest Plague: Ashley Adore @ltxthexflmsxbgn 17 comments

Whoa! That’s YOUR favorite band?! NO WAY! MINE TOO!
Or so would say Ashley “Punky” Jude of Myspace.
Self-proclaimed “Para-WHORE!”, and wannabe groupie
Though, she’s a little too pudgy, and obnoxious to have her way most of the time.
Actually, speaking from a year of knowing her (since she’s been on the “concert” scene), ANY of the time.

Anything you like, she immediately likes, and knows more about than you.
Your favorite band or lyric will become her new twitter name within an hour.
Your new tattoo? Watchout! She’ll tweet about her plans to get that “original ink” tattooed on her.
Nice Avril Lavigne logo, by the way. Sure you stole that from someone back in the day, too miss “Punky” Jude.

As if it’s not bad enough.
She claims to be a proffesional photographer.
With what? Her phone camera?
Please, don’t fall for that scam.

She has a new band obsession bi-weekly, all-inclusive of morbidly worshipping them, stalking their tweets, taking obsessive fan girl pictures sporting their merchandise, and spamming them for just one tweet of their attention.

One time, she got asked to drive a band to pick up their Chipotle order (because no-one wanted to play bitch to a band).
She did, and immediately flooded the social networking world with “ZoMGFZZZZ LYkE just got F00D with BrEAthe Carolina!”
Well, actually, just some merchies and techies from various bands went along, and no-one from headlining band Breathe Carolina
Given, the other bands were of moderate size, but, they took her as a bitch – essentially, what she was.
You know, that obsessive girl who will give a free ride 20 miles away just for some Chipotle?

Best part is, they came back bitching and moaning how annoying and fan girlie she was, all the while well she was off on a tangent stating her “claim to fame” all over the internet, in order to gain some sort of envy out of her followers/friends.

Ultimate groupie…wannabe.
The only thing worse than being a groupie, is being far too pathetic to reach that status, so you sit in all of your misery and TRY to get it.

The girl also claims to be a “Music Journalism major working for AP”.
Anyone from the AP world browse this? Didn’t see her name on the site, or in any publication
but apparently, she not only works for them, she essentially IS the magazine
or so she tells bands and their fans to lure them into associating with her

I can’t tolerate fakes. Of any kind.
And having to lie about your invisible degree, career, associations, and then act twelve years old and scream and spam for attention (she’s 23…going on 24, bear in mind), is simply ridiculous.

She’s also made claims of being a lesbian (100%, no boy, ever..although, she has a boyfriend now? like 3 month after?), and being 100% edge (no drugs, drinking, smoking, cussing, fucking). See her album on mypace? Is that a picture of her shamelesly flipping the bird? Yeah, you know, if she didn’t cuss, that wouldn’t fly, would it? Oh, and those drunken tweets from the bar? Nah, of course she’s not drinking! She’s edge, just like her best friend with the “XxX” tattoo prominently across her chest, who’s default a few weeks ago was all inclusive to her holding a beer. No big deal, they’re edge kids! Holding the beer and pretending doesn’t count.

Carrying on.

She lies on an EVERYDAY basis about the aforementioned.

She also claims to be drop dead gorgeous, and Hayley Williams’ twin, but hey, she admits.. she’s a para-WHORE.
at least she got half a truth on that one.

She’s better looking than everyone out there, apparently.
Well, I don’t know about you, but bigger people can be pretty.
But she just unflatters herself, completely.
Muffins anyone?!

LOOK, LOOK! Her band of the week is right on her.
oh, and nice angle? if you couldn’t see from the previous picture, those angles really do hide a lot…

Whoa! You’re a hypocrite?

Yeah miss para-whore, that you are.

twitter.com/ltxthexflmsxbgn

myspace.com/ashleyxmassacre


@BOTDFmusic Dahvie’s Spaz Muffin 56 comments

This girl added me on Myspace a long time ago and apparently she’s friends with Dahvie Vanity. She’s always posting things on her Myspace about him.  She’s just another stupid scene girl begging to get fucked. I just wish she had as much brains as she does big hair :)

This photo just screams “RAPE ME.”  How about you try putting some clothes on, baby. Scarves don’t count!

Time to put my tongue on another 15-year-old, huh Dahvie?

“V.I.P. STATUS!!”

No, you were just the only one in the crowd :)

Scene’s dead hun, Let it go please, it was never a good look anyway.

Here’s her Myspace:  http://www.myspace.com/spaz-muffin


young band whores 5 comments

http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_girls_are_edge
im blonde again (:

http://www.myspace.com/veronicunt69

http://www.myspace.com/kedabee
:P Guess I <3 tongue pics!
http://www.myspace.com/chelseechaos
Newest
http://www.myspace.com/xxpreppin_bitchxx


@natalievans: The nobody who will steal your bf girls. 28 comments

This girl is Natalie Evans.

Earlier, I though she was a sweet innocent girl that I’ve seen on a fake myspace page passing as “Kristin Khaotic”. But in reality, I’ve done some research about this “myspace sweetheart”, and she turns out to be just another Hanna Beth. Natalie or how she prefers to be called, “Ali” Evans, is a band promoter (groupie more like it) and she hosts a TV show or so she claims. She lives in NJ (figures) and hangs out with a bunch of local bands to “help them”. “me and her dated for about a yr n god, she was such a bitch, she is bipolar as fuck i cant stand her” says one of her recent ex- bf’s. She can swear she is internet famous bt she really isn’t. The only way she will get famous is when she starts doing “STD/AIDS” commercials. She is such a bitch, I tried talking to her and all she could say was “You have a bf?” like how desperate can you be girl?

She twitters about nothing literally, she is a nobody trying to be someone, example: Mary Massacre, Brookelle Bones and all those other people trying to be famous via myspace and whoring themselves. Natalie, give up. You will not get anywhere by sucking famous people’s dicks. And to add more, this whore was ENGAGED, yes, ENGAGED. She was telling everyone about it one day in her stickam chatroom (which she never logs on anymore, unless she has a new one) who the hell would ever get married to this girl? I know I wouldn’t and so shouldn’t you. Do I feel bad for her? Honestly, yes. She needs help, she is obese and her face is horrible. Natalie, or should I say “Ali”, there is such things as surgeries to fix that huge nose of yours and that face that makes you look like a camel. Fix yourself, then take some nudes and post them up “accidentally” all over your myspace, you whore. This is a fail post but I could care less, I just wanted people to know how this bitch can be before you even talk to her, believe me, waste of time. And she claims she is a virgin…you judge that youself. STOP PHOTOSHOPPING YOURSELF THAT MUCH, god I don’t even know how you face the outside world without your photoshop. Put some clothes on whore, I love you fucking whore =]

twitter.com/natalievans
myspace.com/nataliesweetcore


@Andysixbvb Cheats & Dumps @PoutyScouty for Fame Whore @theHannabeth 101 comments

Hanna Beth obviously doesn’t care that people think she’s a slut, does she? First Trace Cyrus, then Deryck Whibley (Avril Lavignes ex husband) and now Andy “Sixx.” The bitch is obviously looking for more ways to become “famous.”  Andy cheated on long-time girlfriend Scout Taylor-Compton and then dumped her for that dyke Hanna Beth.

@<a href=TheHannabeth" /> Twitter

I guess this wouldn’t be a shock to some though, Andy and Scout have been on and off again for years and cheating on each other. But it must be a slap in the face for Scout that Andy would dump her AFTER Scout takes him to her movie premier and after parties for her new movie “The Runaways.”  It was obvious he was using her for his own advantage all along though. Maybe Hanna and Andy ARE perfect for each other. Both are fame whores that will end up no where. Hanna is getting uglier by the day and Andy’s little groupies will grow up eventually.

@<a href=Andysixbvb" />

Team Andy or Scout?

@<a href=PoutyScouty" />

And if you say “Team Hanna!” you deserve to be slapped across the face.

How long do you think Hanna and Andy will last? I say 3 weeks TOPS.

http://twitter.com/PoutyScouty

http://twitter.com/AndySixBVB

http://twitter.com/thehannabeth


band dude whore #4 24 comments

How can you be fat and a whore for bands?!!!!!
God aleast the other girls I posted were good looking.
But hey I guess your kinda cute;in a bedtime, dolly, kiddie way.
“Kids now of days”
P.S: band dudes who read this:::your in a fucking band fuck some of age girls

http://www.myspace.com/loserface_xs_ten


Band Dude Whore #3 10 comments

She’s young but bands are total pedophiles nowadays.
Why do girls slut themselves to bands?!!!

http://www.myspace.com/cherry_4


OMG another band slut 12 comments

Well yall may not like me posting about the whores. But I don’t care when I find something out I love to blab it to everyone. So here is another whore I found on myspace. Shes not dumb , and not as much of a whore as the other girl. But still one of the biggest sluts i’ve heard about. lol Band dudes hold your pant up because this one is aggressive.
http://www.myspace.com/thebeccalouise