With an astounding 300,000 views [July 18 update: 1.3 million views] on YouTube, a melodramatic video of Jessi Slaughter and her father has launched the high-pitched 11-year-old from the ranks of quotidian statutory rape allegation to one of the most popular lol-cows of 2010—to the best of StickyDrama’s knowledge surpassed only by “Gingers Have Souls” CopperCab.
Papa Slaughter’s on-camera meltdown recalls Mama Kannibal’s lulzy meltdown back in 2007, also provoked by death threats against her daughter.
Both Papa Slaughter and Mama Kannibal would do well to consider Mama Slaughter’s sagacious advice in an earlier, less-viewed video. At 1:47 until the end of the following video she can be heard saying, “It’s time to calm down … Turn the camera off.” THAT is the best strategy when your 11-year-old child is being cyberbullied; and the very best strategy of all is not to allow your 11-year-old child to join social networking sites or have an internet connection in his or her bedroom in the first fucking place.
It is unclear as to which comments have outraged the Slaughters, but StickyDrama suspects it involves this recent Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.
Whining like a bitch in front of a blanket:
Maybe he thought that returning to the style of his old videos would make him popular again.
This video makes me dislike him even more.
StickyDrama normally slakes our thirst with warm milk of str8 boys. However a recent Twitter fight that migrated over to Stickam introduced us to another salty refreshment: the heartbroken tears of Breeanna Rose.
Bree was outraged, even though her naughty parts have already been seen by pretty much everybody with an internet connection, and demanded that Eden delete his tweet.
But he didn’t delete it, despite apparently regaining control of his “hacked” account, and in fact his n00dz tweet remains as of this post. Bree then made the unwise decision to go Live and vent on Stickam. Eden went into her Live and screen-recorded his conversation with her. He gave StickyDrama the recording, and we’ve edited together the best moments for our readers:
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“I’m freaking done with the world,” Bree whines just before the tears flow. We can only hope. Just remember Valley trash, before doing anything stupid, go Live and do it on cam.
apparently kiki thinks it’s honestly okay to post her entire life on the internet, seeing as it’s all she has, but still, telling all your twitter followers this? really?
For most viewers, watching Amor Hilton zonk out on Xanax bars and knock back shots of Tequila is pretty entertaining.
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Her present boyfriend Ryan Anchors, however, was less than amused. The sXe studpuppy just happened to be hanging out at StickyHouse, when the fancy took him to lurk her Live and double-check that Amor wasn’t cheating on him this week. She wasn’t this time—it was the beginning of the week though—but she was bawling her eyes about her first and only true love, alleged Stickam rapist John Hock. Eyes welling up with tears, Ryan committed cardinal sin: He marched over to StickyDrama’s computer and closed our internet browser, interrupting our screen-recording. We kindly reminded him that if he didn’t like what StickyDrama was doing, he was free to get the fuck out at any time. He left shortly thereafter.
Still, we can understand why Ryan was so upset. If you don’t have the patience for listening to Amor’s babbling, we’ve transcribed a few of the choice selections below. She makes clear she considers Hock to be her first and only true love, and that no one will ever compare to him in her heart:
“I’m pretty positive I will never love anyone again as much I as I loved him. He’s in jail for fucking raping someone, and even though he was the worst person to me, like, I love him. I do. I love him. And … I’m never gonna love anyone like I loved him … I’m never gonna feel the same way about anybody again. If I had his baby right now, it would be a few months old. And what would I say right now, ‘hey, your dad’s in jail?'”
The scene princess punctuated her monologue at one point by spilling alcohol on her laptop.
“Do you wanna die,” her brother Eden Shizzle rhetorically asks. “You’re not supposed to be drinking,” alluding to Amor’s liver damage from excess pill popping. “I paid for it,” she retorts. “I care about if you die or not, I don’t care if you paid for it,” Eden said.
Telemundo really ought to option the rights to Amor’s life. Lately she’s packing more melodrama than a Mexican soap opera.
Angel Hair, or Linguini?
Lookie what we have hear, some prime example of the roast beef pussy himself
Tommy “that’s not me” Tarantula has deleted his Stickam profile, photos, videos, etc… out of the shame that his penis has brought him (see also). Tommy states that it is not him in the photo. However if you notice that his eyes were blacked out and a small area on his arm. That’s to hide his eyes and his tattoo. You should have blacked out your dick.
Tommy’s Deleted Stickam – http://www.stickam.com/afflictionkid115