Myspace kids that Time Forgot … and more Brandon Failton. 6 comments

Sticky Drama has most likely gone to the dogs, while I appreciate that Chris needs to make money in order to sustain his existence as well as this site, I think we can all agree the pop ups and redirected pages are pissing us off.

Add to that the fact that Amor Hilton has gotten boring, so much hypocrisy is only interesting for a limited amount of time (and I doubt anything else she does now will surprise us), Dahvies suspected kiddie fiddling is frankly overdone and I think we are all aware that Taryn Elizabeth is not a size 0 and spends too many hours on photoshop.

To write a decent post, I have to either go on about the same deluded events that amalgamate to become Brandon Hiltons life. On troll the graveyard of Myspace for some lulz.


Introducing ‘Tri$h Brutal’ whose 33K of inactive myspace friends are enough to convince her that a circa 2007 coon-tail hair style is still socially acceptable. She also happens to own a copy of Photoshop and the handbook of ‘Fat Girl Angle Shots for SIF’s and Dummies’.

She also has somehow managed to procreate (She has a 9 month old son). Surprise surprise, the guy featured in the photo is not the father, but her internet boyfriend turned IRL BF. At this point I will add that according to her myspace she is 20 (so unusually this was all legal..unless she committed statutory rape herself).

Because for my writing ability, I feel that this is a terrible post, I will finish it with a crescendo of fail, by feeding @BrandonHilton’s ego.

Watch this video of one of his terrible shows
How much money are you wasting on your failing attempt of a music career Brandon? Did you even pay for the cardboard cut-out at the front to make it look like someone would bother watching this bar your poor Mother?


LaSIF Allure 53 comments

Okay so I keep coming across this girl on myspace named Lashawna Allure.  At first I though she was decent looking by her default. Until I looked at the rest of her pictures and threw up in my mouth a little. I checked more into it and REALIZED that she is angled and has no body shots. AUTOMATIC SIF.

OH MY GOD! Get clothes that fit you girl. Those buttons are literally about to pop right off your fatass.

then there is this picture..what is THAT?! Is your dog taking a shit OMFG!! HAHAHA SICK. I also totally see the resemblance of patrick renna from the sandlot. EW.

OKAY sweetie dont suck in so much you might collapse your lungs. AND that angle still makes you look like a FAT bitch.

http://myspace.com/lashawnaxallure


Barbie Bullshit 30 comments

2 words. white trash? watch the video below, sex hair and that greasy face of yours really does make you internet famous huh? Drunk on stickam puts you on your typical place, your knees. ;3

stickam-http://stickam.com/xxxputupxxx

myspace-www.myspace.com/metalqueen23


LOLOL Another Taryn Elizabeth Post 28 comments

Here’s some more pictures of Taryn.

What’s up with the fat armpit? Is your shirt too tight or did you just forget to photoshop that out?

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Also i didnt know that shorts were supposed to look painted on to your thighs.
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And i dont even know why you would upload this one. You look like a haggard giant, all sweaty and gross. And there you go again with that constipated look on your face. You look bigger in this picture than the one posted before this one.
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And OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!! This is taryn and her lovely mother. Like mother like daughter.
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I know alot of you are tired of hearing about this girl. Which the posts usually consist of her horrible photoshoping skills, her fatass, or her being fake. But there’s more. I did some research.

This girl. Jame Doll

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Im sure alot of you dont know who she is. Apparently her and taryn got into a fight awhile back and jame beat her ass. I have her added on myspace and found a picture of her and taryn with a caption that says “she’s all fake and photoshop” I looked through some of the comments and seems to be alot of people don’t like taryn, and that jame and taryn did fight. Come to find out, they live in the same state. According to this picture they used to be friends but i guess taryn cant keep friends too long.

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www.myspace.com/_tarynelizabeth

www.myspace.com/jaime_luvs_yooh


The Latest Plague: Ashley Adore @ltxthexflmsxbgn 17 comments

Whoa! That’s YOUR favorite band?! NO WAY! MINE TOO!
Or so would say Ashley “Punky” Jude of Myspace.
Self-proclaimed “Para-WHORE!”, and wannabe groupie
Though, she’s a little too pudgy, and obnoxious to have her way most of the time.
Actually, speaking from a year of knowing her (since she’s been on the “concert” scene), ANY of the time.

Anything you like, she immediately likes, and knows more about than you.
Your favorite band or lyric will become her new twitter name within an hour.
Your new tattoo? Watchout! She’ll tweet about her plans to get that “original ink” tattooed on her.
Nice Avril Lavigne logo, by the way. Sure you stole that from someone back in the day, too miss “Punky” Jude.

As if it’s not bad enough.
She claims to be a proffesional photographer.
With what? Her phone camera?
Please, don’t fall for that scam.

She has a new band obsession bi-weekly, all-inclusive of morbidly worshipping them, stalking their tweets, taking obsessive fan girl pictures sporting their merchandise, and spamming them for just one tweet of their attention.

One time, she got asked to drive a band to pick up their Chipotle order (because no-one wanted to play bitch to a band).
She did, and immediately flooded the social networking world with “ZoMGFZZZZ LYkE just got F00D with BrEAthe Carolina!”
Well, actually, just some merchies and techies from various bands went along, and no-one from headlining band Breathe Carolina
Given, the other bands were of moderate size, but, they took her as a bitch – essentially, what she was.
You know, that obsessive girl who will give a free ride 20 miles away just for some Chipotle?

Best part is, they came back bitching and moaning how annoying and fan girlie she was, all the while well she was off on a tangent stating her “claim to fame” all over the internet, in order to gain some sort of envy out of her followers/friends.

Ultimate groupie…wannabe.
The only thing worse than being a groupie, is being far too pathetic to reach that status, so you sit in all of your misery and TRY to get it.

The girl also claims to be a “Music Journalism major working for AP”.
Anyone from the AP world browse this? Didn’t see her name on the site, or in any publication
but apparently, she not only works for them, she essentially IS the magazine
or so she tells bands and their fans to lure them into associating with her

I can’t tolerate fakes. Of any kind.
And having to lie about your invisible degree, career, associations, and then act twelve years old and scream and spam for attention (she’s 23…going on 24, bear in mind), is simply ridiculous.

She’s also made claims of being a lesbian (100%, no boy, ever..although, she has a boyfriend now? like 3 month after?), and being 100% edge (no drugs, drinking, smoking, cussing, fucking). See her album on mypace? Is that a picture of her shamelesly flipping the bird? Yeah, you know, if she didn’t cuss, that wouldn’t fly, would it? Oh, and those drunken tweets from the bar? Nah, of course she’s not drinking! She’s edge, just like her best friend with the “XxX” tattoo prominently across her chest, who’s default a few weeks ago was all inclusive to her holding a beer. No big deal, they’re edge kids! Holding the beer and pretending doesn’t count.

Carrying on.

She lies on an EVERYDAY basis about the aforementioned.

She also claims to be drop dead gorgeous, and Hayley Williams’ twin, but hey, she admits.. she’s a para-WHORE.
at least she got half a truth on that one.

She’s better looking than everyone out there, apparently.
Well, I don’t know about you, but bigger people can be pretty.
But she just unflatters herself, completely.
Muffins anyone?!

LOOK, LOOK! Her band of the week is right on her.
oh, and nice angle? if you couldn’t see from the previous picture, those angles really do hide a lot…

Whoa! You’re a hypocrite?

Yeah miss para-whore, that you are.

twitter.com/ltxthexflmsxbgn

myspace.com/ashleyxmassacre


Happy Birthday RichardHeartStealer!! 20 comments

Richard

It’s been 13 months that you’ve spent behind bars for raping a 14 year old girl and videotaping yourself fucking an unconscious, underage girl. Hope your second birthday in jail is as fun as your first!

Myspace


@AmorHilton Copy-Cat? 37 comments

So I was rummaging through my online friends when I saw what I thought was a fake of Amor Hilton. Turns out, she was just some creep with bad hair.

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I confronted her about it and this is what she had to say,

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I don’t know what’s worse, her pictures or her slang.

Anyway, here’s her link.

http://www.myspace.com/averyamoraelee93

The URL seems to lead a little towards my opinion, seeing as it says “amor” in it.


@BOTDFmusic Dahvie’s Spaz Muffin 56 comments

This girl added me on Myspace a long time ago and apparently she’s friends with Dahvie Vanity. She’s always posting things on her Myspace about him.  She’s just another stupid scene girl begging to get fucked. I just wish she had as much brains as she does big hair :)

This photo just screams “RAPE ME.”  How about you try putting some clothes on, baby. Scarves don’t count!

Time to put my tongue on another 15-year-old, huh Dahvie?

“V.I.P. STATUS!!”

No, you were just the only one in the crowd :)

Scene’s dead hun, Let it go please, it was never a good look anyway.

Here’s her Myspace:  http://www.myspace.com/spaz-muffin


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