Does anyone know what this is about or who this Alex Luciano is?
In other words, Megz just announced to the world that there’s irrefutable proof she committed statutory rape, since the age of consent in California is 18. Also, because there is more than a 3 year age difference between the couple, Megz could theoretically be charged with a felony.
This would not be the first time Megz was involved in a sex scandal. Back in mid-2008 she, Brandon Kiss and Joshwa Forbid were all thrown out of Pretty Nicki’s apartment when Nicki discovered the trio in her shower, having a drunken 3way.
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In a word, ew. Anyway, “there are different rules when a pregnancy is involved,” Megz says in response to a question asking whether she could be charged as a sex offender. Yet upon examining California’s sex laws, we find no such exception. Furthermore, whichever detective Megz claims to have asked is legally required to report the crime of “unlawful sexual intercourse” under California Penal Code sections 11166 and 11165.7. There is no prosecutorial discretion for rape, even statutory rape; once the authorities are aware of proof, they are compelled to investigate, arrest and prosecute (and last time we checked, a baby is proof).
StickyDrama deals with 17-year-old, 16-year-old, 15-year-old and even 14-year-old boys and girls throwing themselves in our direction every day. As tempting as it might be to partake of their goodies, we don’t—because it’s illegal here in California.
Meet Kris with a K, a tatted and sexy but otherwise worthless douchebag from Ohio who’s well-known both on Stickam and in LA’s scene:
Like so many other delicious str8 boys, Kris hated where he lived. He had fucked every girl in his little pissant town and needed someplace more cosmopolitan. So when the studpuppy hit us up for a place to crash in LA, we were only too happy to oblige. Kris wanted to move to LA permanently, immediately, and didn’t want to expend any more energy than absolutely necessary.
For a little while, everything was magical. Kris was in the city he loved. He partied at the trendiest clubs. He dined at the best restaurants. But of course, some bitch had to fuck shit up. They always do. To be precise, this bitch right here:
Her name is Natalie, but in-the-know trolls might be more familiar with her from Kris’s Formspring as “baby momma.” So called because the bitch says she’s pregnant. With Kris’s baby. And she was none too pleased that Kris was flashing those nipples of his for all of Los Angeles to see. In fact, she went off-the-charts ballistic. It is not without a grimace that we recall her nonstop barrage of txts and phonecalls, demanding that he get the firm tight ass back home.
Now, Kris is str8. And the one downfall of all str8 boys is that they are stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. And Kris was so stupid, that he thought if he went back to Ohio and tried to raise the kid, things would be OK. But apparently things weren’t OK, because last night Kris posted Natalie’s n00dz.
Maybe the trolls among you won’t think this is a big deal. Posting an ex’s n00dz is de rigeur—required, as the French say. However, posting the n00dz of the expectant mother of your own child strikes StickyDrama as about as lulzy as things get. Far more lulziness, it should be added, than boys of his cuteness typically deliver. (Have you ever seen Dennis Hegstad do something this funny?) We asked Kris, whatever could have provoked him to such an extreme act?
So what’s next? For starters, StickyDrama is fairly confident that we’re going to have Kris back again. Because now there’s some crazy pregnant stripper out for his blood, and he really needs to get back to safe and warm LA.
This random couple, MercedesMaryah, and Will.M. together for about 6 months already attain to marriage, and starting a family. it states all over her Myspace page that he’s her everything, making it noticeable that are engaged. looks like she’s just showing off. is it real?. she also states she’s already 3 weeks pregnant by her fairly illegal aged “fiance”. he’s 18, and she’s only 15. haha, let’s see where this ends up.
I have a question Sticky. Why do some girls parade around thinking theyre all cool and better than everyone else? I mean, a girl dyes her hair pink and the next thing you know she thinks she is big shit. This girl, Heather Washer, Ahh. Nasty.
She calls ME a whore!?!? She was the one fucking this boy Daniel while she was dating a boy for two years. Nasty bitch.
And now shes pregnant and the dad doesnt want her. Shes too full of herself. Looks like a little diseased Gremlin. Freak.
Heres her myspace: “HeatherFaggot”
Have fun (:
She is such a loser. I personally think she is an idiot, because she CLEARLY doesn’t know how to count. About two weeks ago, her baby had three months til it was born, and now? It has four weeks. Uh what? Excuse me ma’am but go back to kindegarden and leanr to count. She thinks she is such a BADASS cause she smokes while she is pregnant. New flash people! It DOESN’T SAVE YOU OR YOUR GODDAMN BABY. Maybe if she took off all the crusty makeup off her eyes, she could see she is killing her lungs, her body, and her baby. I mean, it’s her choice if she wants her “perfect” son to be born with down syndrome, diabetes, or even high blood pressure. You need a reality check, Miss Heather Cadaverous.
And another thing, she posts her “opinions” in her stupid bulletins, just to get a reaction out of people. So then once they say something SHE disagrees with, she can solve the problem by telling her myspace minions to send hatemail to that person, and block them Oh you’re a tough girl now little girl.
StickyDrama was perusing through comments on our older posts, when one particular comment in our Xanax story jumped out at us:
TL is known to have visited Los Angeles and stayed briefly at Johnny Death’s several weeks prior to his death—the same time during which Liz Stefani was also staying there. Eden Shizzle provided StickyDrama a cellphone photo indicating that TL stayed at Johnny’s for “a few days” in late June 2009; he took the photo with Liz while TL was staying there.
StickyDrama contacted Liz using the same email she herself used to register and write her own MyDrama post detailing her stay at Johnny Death’s. Asked whether she had sex with TL, whether she became pregnant, and whether she was still pregnant, her short reply was:
“I have nothing to say in regards to this. It’s nobodys business really.”
But one could argue that every StickyDrama post is “nobody’s business” to its subjects; Johnny Death probably felt that the same over Liz’s own post about him. Regardless, let us consider the fact that Liz did not deny that had sex with TL, nor that she became pregnant, nor that she remained pregnant; let us further consider that the 21-year-old single mother from San Antonio, Texas presently has 3 children already. StickyDrama speculates, but at this time will not assert as fact, that LIz had sex with TL and became pregnant. We further speculate that she did not miscarry or terminate the pregnancy; Texas is among the top 5 “pro-life” states based on abortion laws, and LIz already carried three previous children to term. But again, all this is pure speculation.
Recent photos Liz uploaded to her Myspace show her as rather thin for 3 or 4 months pregnant. However, there have been many cases of young mothers who managed to hide their entire pregnancies from their families by dieting or tight clothing.
If Liz is indeed pregnant by TL and carries his child to term, the Elmassian family could in theory sue for visitation rights—or full custody, if they can demonstrate that Liz (who is a single mother of three children and whose only known occupation is an exotic dancer) is unfit to be a mother. Furthermore, Liz might be eligible for welfare from the State of Texas, since her child would be born to a deceased father.
Nikolette, who is widely regarded as TL’s most serious girlfriend, doubts that TL fathered any children because she and he “had sex 100’s of times, we probably used condoms less than one month out of the year of our relationship,” yet she did not become pregnant by him. But if Liz is carrying TL’s child, Nikolette said, ” I mean no disrespect towards her, I do not know her, but I care about Terrance and his death is tearing me apart. It’s a very important matter, to me, and his family, if she is really pregnant by him, then it needs to be brought to attention immediately and not avoided. Because if I [were] carrying a child of a dead loved one, I wouldn’t hide it.”