Her name is danidoll and she thinks she’s perfect too, awwww How CUTE.
YouTuber Trey.tech Media has taken 11-year-old’s popular “emotional breakdown” video and edited it into a very popular remix.
Not only catchy and funny as hell, but for sale on iTunes. Brilliant!
For the cheap and those on cellphones, a 1.5 MB Quicktime version can be downloaded here.
With an astounding 300,000 views [July 18 update: 1.3 million views] on YouTube, a melodramatic video of Jessi Slaughter and her father has launched the high-pitched 11-year-old from the ranks of quotidian statutory rape allegation to one of the most popular lol-cows of 2010—to the best of StickyDrama’s knowledge surpassed only by “Gingers Have Souls” CopperCab.
Papa Slaughter’s on-camera meltdown recalls Mama Kannibal’s lulzy meltdown back in 2007, also provoked by death threats against her daughter.
Both Papa Slaughter and Mama Kannibal would do well to consider Mama Slaughter’s sagacious advice in an earlier, less-viewed video. At 1:47 until the end of the following video she can be heard saying, “It’s time to calm down … Turn the camera off.” THAT is the best strategy when your 11-year-old child is being cyberbullied; and the very best strategy of all is not to allow your 11-year-old child to join social networking sites or have an internet connection in his or her bedroom in the first fucking place.
It is unclear as to which comments have outraged the Slaughters, but StickyDrama suspects it involves this recent Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.
Okay I just need to say something.
A girl that is 11 should not be creepin all over the internet trying to be a badass. I’m 18 and don’t even stoop to those lows, A) regardless if you did or didn’t have sex with Dahvie Vanity you certainly have no right kissing him (It’s still illegal). B) WHO THE FUCK RAISED YOU? I’d rather get shot then to have my child act in any way shape or form like you, you have no class or taste and sound unintelligent with what you are saying. C) Coon tail? “snakies” REALLY?! What are you trying to be a little wanna be scene kid? You should be playing with your Barbies and not whoring yourself out over the internet. And here’s a little FYI: No one would be talking shit or hating on you if you didn’t act like such a goddamn imbecile, YOU cause the shit talking, YOU are the one that tries to be something that they are obviously not. Your youtube video is just ridiculous, I saw that and felt like slapping you, honestly. Do you think that cussing makes you cool? You are obviously a delusional little girl if you think that you are perfect. WHAT A ‘PERFECT’ 11 YEAR OLD SHOULD BE DOING IS GETTING GOOD GRADES IN SCHOOL, SHOWING MANNERS, RESPECTING THEIR PARENTS, THEMSELVES, AND OTHERS, as well as many other things. There are more things to be said but i’m done ranting for now.
this 11 year old slut is so convinced that shes famous, scene and thinks she knows dahvie vanity. In reality she is ugly has no friends and makes eve crappier “music” then dahvie himself. This is the worst song I have ever heard in my life. Since I know jessi will read this get off the internet nnobody is a fan of you, you will never be famous. You will never have our respect. I am not posting this because I am jealous of you rather This song is so terrible its stickyworthy.
ps. Put some fucking clothes on
@KayvonZand, StickyDrama’s favorite camel from New York City, today posted the music video for his single “So Gone” on his YouTube account.
Ummm … discuss. lol
The link pretty much explains it all.
WARNING: This video may cause you blindness.
This boy Stephen, boy is there problems with him. Why does he think he has the right to ruin a song by someone with a much more greater voice than him? His voice sounds like shit! It cracks in most parts and is so out of tune. At one part it sounds like he forgot some of the words even!
Youre just going to have to watch for yourself, just to see how terrible it is. He even drowns the music out with his voice which made it even worse.
heres his facebook