For StickyDrama, the most tiresome thing on earth is reporting the immature antics of John Hock. Truth be told, nothing would make us happier than seeing the statutory rapist run over by a Weinermobile, or murdered in a meth-induced rage by whatever sugardaddy is sponsoring The John Hock Show. Then we would no longer be obliged to watch his stupidity.
But alas, he remains alive and the stupidity doesn’t end. Today Hock announced, again, that he is single. (He also danced around with a turban made of bubble wrap, and while doing so tripped and hit himself on the head.) Here are a few selected highlights:

StickyDrama readers will recall that Hock and Amor Hilton have broken up before, but reconciled. This breakup, however, seems to be of a more permanent nature: Hock describes how Amor and his roommates teamed up against him, demanded that he move out and punched him in the face. Please Amor, tell us someone was videotaping!
Confirming what a pathetic nobody he is, Hock repeatedly posted news of the breakup in Myspace bulletins, each containing about a dozen Stickam players—his impressive 700 lurkers is probably closer to 50 actual persons. We screen-recorded one of his several bulletins; all the players froze our browser, but we managed to record enough to prove beyond a doubt that Hock has again resorted to this old cheat.
We recommend viewing the YouTube video fullscreen and at high quality, to clearly read Hock’s bulletin; however anyone familiar with Myspace bulletins packed full of Stickam players will instantly recognize what’s going on. Download the 40 MB full-resolution recording here.
Using one of our alias AIM screen names, StickyDrama notified Stickam Admins of Hock’s player-packed bulletins. (We have partially blurred out the screen names, lest they be bombarded with pointless IMs.) Now that Stickam is aware of what Hock is doing, will they continue to feature him, and thereby condone his cheating? Will they allow all Entertainers to use similar methods to gain more lurkers? How low you must be, AVC employees, when a lecher like StickyDrama lectures you on fairness and ethics!

Anyway enough pontificating, back to the breakup: What was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Information is still trickling in, but rumor has it that Amor is no longer in the mood to have sex since her miscarriage a while back: Although Hock’s p33n is on the small side, he fucks “like a jackhammer” and the sensation is unpleasant. So Amor had acquiesced in Hock’s pounding a replacement vag until hers fully recuperated. The dubious honor fell on October Hallow, a fan with whom Amor herself had been flirting for several weeks. Hock and October had icky breeder-secks; Amor and Octobers engaged in less objectionable clit-sucking.
October confirmed with StickyDrama that she had a 3way with Hock and Amor. While the tryst does not seem, by itself, to have caused the breakup, surely it could not have brought any stability to the at-best rocky relationship. Amor has not yet contacted StickyDrama with her own version of the salacious details—although we certainly hope she will.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton
http://www.stickam.com/octoberhallow

134 COMMENTS

  1. chelsea lynn. you can definitely have a job. second, if youre old enough to go to clubs and shows and all the “Scene” things that you do… youre old enough to have a job. stop contradicting yourself and only being “too young” when it comes to being employed, but not when it comes to going out. idiot.
    nevertheless, posting bulletins asking for people to buy you shit like contacts and cover charges AT LEAST twice a week is ridiculous. you dont deserve it. youre just lazy and a moocher. you want everything handed to you… by people youve never even met? what do they owe you?
    LOL at deleted bulletin.

  2. “AMOR AND TOMY TOOLSHED?! STFU! ROFL!
    FUCK amor. i hate her. ugly, fat, skank. go get another abortion.”
    She had a miscarriage. Amor is way better off without John. She isn’t the one going around making out with girls AND guys on stickam..unlike John.

  3. hock has some issues… why does he always feel like he has to have a new girlfriend one after the other? its ok to be single for a while buddy… gain some independence.. maybe that’s why you’re always in trouble with the ladies

  4. er chelsea, you are 16, you know you can start working at publix at age 13. most people i know, have a job. therefore, get a fucking job.

  5. Well first i think amor is pretty silly for dating him in the first place, knowing that he goes around fucking minors and impregnating young girls. Thank god amor didn’t have that baby because imagine what a broken childhood it would of had. If chelsea lynn dates him knowing what hes capable of i think we can all conclude that shes desperate to find some guy that will fuck her despite her having a face like a terradactyl or despite the fact he should be in jail or rehab. SOMEONE DEPORT HIM ALREADY, how many hearts must he break? how many girls does he need to get pregnant? someone give him some condoms. or maybe even a castration. He needs to GROW UP. hes not 16 anymore. he needs to gtfo the internet and do something with his life instead of making babies so that he can mooch money from people. Hes just a dirty bed hopper who probably has 4 different strains of aids in his body and every STI known to man.
    Amor is beautiful. she always did deserve better. and shes not fat. just cause shes not a skeletor like chelsea lynn?

  6. really chelsea lynn?
    you even asked for people to buy your $60 contacts and pay for you to get in places.
    get a real job and if you already have one quit mooching off the internet.
    i did already delete you because of your pathetic bulletins… but that does not change what you are.

  7. it is true. they’re the dumbasses that think they’re oh-so-unique and oh-so-special. go john hock! show them what you’re made of

  8. oh boo hooo amor had sex with another guy go fuckin die who the fuck cares if Johns limp penis wasnt working i would too and just saying when has john told the truth who cares if he made her she needs to take it and run

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