Shortly after StickyDrama popped one of Eden’s little helpers this morning, the fancy took us to go check whether Kiki Kannibal’s commercial web site was still as crappy as it was last time we checked.  As usual, that stupid lolling cat loaded on our screen.  (Bet you didn’t know that lolling originally meant loosely hanging or drooping, huh?)
catDick
Now, bear with us and look at the cat rotated 180 degrees.
upsidedownCat
And let’s focus our attention only on that tongue.
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Call us sick perverts if you want, but StickyDrama has had enough cocks in our face to know that THAT is definitely a cock.  An erect cock, with tight big balls that look about to nut sceneboy lovehoney.  For a teenager’s clothing line.
So anyway blah blah blah Kiki’s a slut, her mother’s an idiot, they’re the most fucked family east of the Mississippi, Dennis Hegstad’s fuzzy asshole will one day be squeezing the base of our shaft, the end.
http://www.kikikannibal.com

32 COMMENTS

  1. That’s kinda creepy Sticky; it’s like you’ll be playing God in your own house. By the way, check your formspring more often you fucker.

  2. ^I’ve sealed off my master suite from the living room and guest room. Once my mini-fridge arrives, I’ll have my serenity from the idiocy. And all under video surveillance from my bedroom.
    Don’t worry, I’ve got it covered.

  3. sticky your so fucking sad. popping xanies? aren’t you almost 30? and you’re traipsing around LA with a bunch of 18 year old who think getting fucking up and acting belligerent every night is cool. you must be addicted to drugs. in that case please get help. if not, what the fuck is wrong with you? why do you allow your home to be taken over by these bums.

  4. Kiki actually pays Dakotarrr to make that kind of garbage for her.
    When they run out of money, they’re all going to drink poisoned Kool-aid, aren’t they?

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